Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Tech-savvy: Discusses Helium, uBlock Origin, and Firefox features, showing knowledge of browsers and ad‑blocking.
- Critical thinker: Calls out social biases and critiques story games for weak gameplay.
- Self-aware: Describes feeling like a background NPC and spending 99% of the day alone.
- Disciplined learner: Mentions daily Anki practice as a successful morning routine.
- VN enthusiast: Frequent references to visual novels like 腐り姫 and Phantom Integration.
Weaknesses:
- Negativity: Expresses frustration about suburbs and emptiness using harsh language.
- Social isolation: Notes spending most of the day alone and longing for a girlfriend.
- Impulsivity: Quickly switches browsers (Helium to Firefox) based on ad‑block performance.
- Profanity use: Repeatedly uses strong profanity such as 'fucking' and 'ass' across tweets.
- Overcritical: Often dismisses games, media, and social norms with harsh judgments.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse Van Houten is known as the insecure, often overlooked sidekick who feels like a background character, which aligns with the user's tweet: "99% of my day is spent alone, likely with no one thinking of me. I might as well be a background NPC that despawns as soon the player leaves the area." He also constantly longs for companionship, as seen in "Hoping for the 'girlfriend' dream instead of the 'getting yelled at' dream tonight," mirroring Milhouse's unrequited crush on Lisa. The user's frustration with mundane suburban life and retreat into video games ("Never realized how bad suburbs are without a car... THERE IS NOTHING HERE") reflects Milhouse's tendency to escape reality through hobbies. Additionally, the self‑deprecating humor and edgy jokes ("Guy who only faps to hentai because he's antisemetic") match Milhouse's often awkward, cringe‑worthy attempts at fitting in. Overall, the combination of loneliness, yearning for acceptance, and feeling like a peripheral figure best fits Milhouse.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
The user displays introversion, spending most time alone and feeling unnoticed: "99% of my day is spent alone, likely with no one thinking of me." They show an intuitive focus on underlying patterns and meanings, such as linking tallness with social status: "'being tall' is lumped in with 'rich' 'handsome' 'doctor' 'genius' etc." Their decision‑making appears guided by personal values and emotions, evident in yearning for connection: "Hoping for the 'girlfriend' dream instead of the 'getting yelled at' dream tonight." They also demonstrate a judging preference for order and routine, as they appreciate maintaining a morning Anki study habit: "Pleasantly surprised when I remembered I did my anki reps in the morning. For sure worth doing as a morning routine."
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be uBlock Origin, but I can block every thought of anyone else when I’m with you.
- You said you feel like a background NPC that despawns – let me be the player who keeps you in the main quest forever.
- Since you love visual novels like Phantom Integration, how about we write our own romance where we’re the protagonists and the ending is a perfect happy ending?
- If being tall is in the same league as being rich, handsome, doctor, and genius, then you’re definitely a level‑99 character in the game of life.
- I’m not a 1911, but my aim at your heart is just as precise – want to meet up and test that theory over coffee?
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Your new Twitter bio
Visual novel addict, tech tinkerer, coffee‑fueled coder, Japanese fan, suburb philosopher. Once tried Helium to block YouTube ads.– @jetbeamz
Your signature cocktail
Lonely NPC Nightcap
The Lonely NPC Nightcap captures my blend of solitude, tech frustration, and nostalgic pop culture. A base of smooth Japanese whisky mirrors my love for Japanese visual novels and the phrase ‘自己確立中,’ while the cold brew coffee reflects my late‑night gaming marathons and the feeling that ‘99% of my day is spent alone, likely with no one thinking of me.’ Matcha syrup adds a sweet‑bitter hint of childhood nostalgia, like pulling a Zaku from a ガチャポン, as I mentioned in the tweet ‘子供の頃にガチャポンからこのザクを引いたから、懐かしくて特に気に入り.’ A dash of Angostura bitters brings the bitter edge of tech woes—‘uBlock origin doesn’t block all the YouTube ads’—and the feeling that even my browser choices are ‘comparatively ass.’ Finally, a splash of cola nods to my love of "burgerland" and the gun‑advertising vibe of Phantom Integration, echoing the line ‘even better gun advertisement.’
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The bio "自己確立中" (self‑establishing) shows a focus on personal growth, a trait valued by Ravenclaw. Their tweet "Pleasantly surprised when I remembered I did my anki reps in the morning. For sure worth doing as a morning routine" demonstrates a dedication to learning and intellectual discipline. They also critique games for lacking depth, saying "most story games I've played are dragged down by gameplay. I would rather read a VN", reflecting a preference for thoughtful content. Their technical commentary "Briefly switched to Helium but uBlock origin doesn't block all the youtube ads. Back to firefox I guess, which sucks because their bookmark and history functionality is comparatively ass" shows analytical thinking. Altogether, the pattern of self‑improvement, curiosity, and valuing knowledge aligns best with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
The recurring theme of isolation in the user’s tweets, such as '99% of my day is spent alone, likely with no one thinking of me. I might as well be a background NPC that despawns as soon the player leaves the area,' mirrors the lyric 'I walk a lonely road, the only one that I've ever known' from 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams.' Their longing for connection, expressed in 'Hoping for the "girlfriend" dream instead of the "getting yelled at" dream tonight,' aligns with the song’s yearning for companionship despite walking alone. The frustration with modern life—like 'Briefly switched to Helium but uBlock origin doesn’t block all the youtube ads… Back to Firefox I guess, which sucks because their bookmark and history functionality is comparatively ass'—parallels the song’s sense of disillusionment and feeling out of place in a world that doesn’t meet expectations. The bio '自己確立中' ('establishing myself') reflects the undercurrent of searching for identity while navigating a lonely path. Overall, the melancholy yet resilient mood of 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' captures the user’s blend of solitude, self‑reflection, and a quiet hope for a brighter connection.
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