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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, a bit self-destructive, but ultimately soft-hearted and creative. Their timeline is full of goofy, impulsive misadventures and mild bodily harm like “Ough I think I twisted my fucking kneecap” and “Fell into the toilet”, which fits Bart’s constant accidents and physical comedy. They show irreverent, slightly gross humor in posts like “One mans piss is another mans piss” and oversharing about earwax in “A person probably opened it and saw all rhe wax. ♥️ Ty”, very much in line with Bart’s prankish, boundary-pushing style. At the same time, they’re artistic and expressive, calling themselves a “retired artist” in “How it feels to be a retired artist at 18” and posting sketches like “First mikepatton first sketch of this year”, echoing Bart’s hidden creative streak. Their mix of couch-locked laziness and chaotic energy in “Just been pretty much couchlocked … I rlly need to go outside and secure my shit” rounds out a personality that feels much more like Bart than the more responsible or earnest core characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets revolve around being at home, couchlocked, or not wanting to leave the house, e.g. “I'm jus not ready to leave house yet I want to hibernate” and “Just been pretty much couchlocked watching trailerparkboys in pain”. Social references are casual and self-deprecating rather than attention-seeking, like “Sorry for the random gay guy whos about to hear about me from their mother who gives me coffee discounts”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they latch onto quirky, offbeat concepts (platypus, seals, weird memories) and surreal humor, e.g. “Kids caught Permatripping off COVID 19” and “One mans piss is another mans piss”, focusing more on odd ideas than concrete facts. They appear Feeling (F)-oriented, reacting emotionally, playfully, and with empathy rather than logic—see “Be kinder” and the warm gratitude in “Heartwarming post ... A person probably opened it and saw all rhe wax. ♥️ Ty”. Their expression is highly personal and dramatic (e.g. “FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKKKKK”), rather than analytical. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving (P): tweets show spontaneity and lack of structured planning—getting stuck on the couch, twisting a kneecap, random art posts, and lines like “Retiring from therapy” and “How it feels to be a retired artist at 18” reflect going with the flow and changing course on whims rather than following rigid plans. Overall, the introspective, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous style is most consistent with INFP.

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Artist on hiatus at 18, currently couchlocked with Trailer Park Boys and nature docs. Once threw up water during school assembly and never recovered.– @jett12327

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a VB-infused tequila shot to honour their love of booze and chaos, nodding to both “That VB bottle 🤤” and the out-of-pocket energy of “Tequila!”. The base is aloe vera honey soda, a sweet, soothing layer inspired by their gentle recommendation “Try the aloe vera honey drink” and their unexpectedly wholesome vibes. Lime juice with a pinch of sea salt represents the sharp, slightly unhinged humour and bodily disaster stories like “Fell into the toilet” and being “couchlocked” while watching Trailer Park Boys in “Just been pretty much couchlocked watching trailerparkboys in pain…”. A honeycomb ice cube stands for the small kindnesses and oddly tender life moments, such as the story of someone rescuing their waxy earphones in “Heartwarming post Today someone left my earphones at a 7/11…”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter captures their artsy, slightly feral sparkle—sketches, furry tests, and retired-artist drama like “How it feels to be a retired artist at 18” and “I'll probably post art here ☺️”—all wrapped in the oddball charm of a bio that simply says “Ornithorhynchus Anatinus Platypus”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff energy in the form of softness, loyalty, and an almost self-deprecating but earnest kindness. They gush over small, wholesome moments like the person who rescued their lost earbuds despite “all rhe wax” in “Heartwarming post Today someone left my earphones at a 7/11… A person probably opened it and saw all rhe wax. ♥️ Ty”, which shows deep appreciation for everyday decency. They also promote gentle values toward others with posts like “Be kinder”, suggesting a belief in fairness and compassion rather than edge or superiority. Their humor is chaotic, but largely harmless and people-oriented, as seen in “Sorry for the random gay guy whos about to hear about me from their mother who gives me coffee discounts”, which implies a friendly rapport with everyday acquaintances. Even when talking about pain or wanting to hibernate in “I'm jus not ready to leave house yet I want to hibernate” and “Just been pretty much couchlocked watching trailerparkboys in pain but I think my mobility is coming back I rlly need to go outside and secure my shit”, the tone is more self-preserving and gentle than ambitious or confrontational. Overall, their focus on small joys, kindness, and a cozy, self-effacing vibe points much more toward Hufflepuff than any of the other houses.

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The best-fit song is “Epic” by Faith No More, especially given their fixation on Mike Patton and related music. They explicitly reference this world with tweets like “Mikepatton triple J top 5 1995 for tonight” and “Ohhhh Mr wungle”, showing they’re deep into Patton’s chaotic, genre-blending style. Their timeline is an energetic mess of humor, pain, and absurdity—from “How it feels to be a retired artist at 18” to “Just been pretty much couchlocked watching trailerparkboys in pain but I think my mobility is coming back”—which fits the song’s intense, explosive mood and emotional whiplash. Lines about wanting something you can’t quite define mirror their scattered, searching vibe, like “I don't know what this is Oldsketch #art #hi” and “Retiring from therapy”. Even their surreal humor and identity play, from “Gay as a fossil” to the platypus bio and art posts, match the offbeat, theatrical intensity associated with Patton and Epic.

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