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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who thrives on provocation, edgy humor, and chaotic trolling. Like Bart, they lean into shock value and taboo jokes, as seen in posts like “to rape or not to rape, that is the question.” and “I sexually harass fictional characters and real people”. Their love of getting a reaction and courting hate mirrors Bart’s prankster vibe: they brag about their controversial persona with lines such as “my dms are open for both hatemail and normal mail” and track it with “9 days without hatemail”. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of loneliness and self-awareness—seen in “I've got no friends, I've got no future So I spend all day on thе computer” and “I don’t really understand why people follow this account”—that fits Bart’s class-clown-as-defense-mechanism energy. Their bisexual, gender-questioning identity and embrace of being an edgy outcast, as in “People who see my tweets probably think I’m a chud when in all reality I’m a bisexual gender questioning nigga”, further supports the comparison to Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing spirit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention loneliness and lack of close connections, e.g. “I've got no friends, I've got no future So I spend all day on thе computer”, and open DMs more for hate mail spectacle than genuine socializing, like “my dms are open for both hatemail and normal mail”. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they engage with abstract identity/label debates and media/meta takes such as “these people always leave out the fact that there's a good portion of bisexual and gay 'incels'” and “the 'everything is a dog whistle' crowd does not know what a dog whistle is”, rather than focusing on concrete, day-to-day details. They are strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, provocative, and often detached, exemplified by lines like “to rape or not to rape, that is the question.” and the self-labeling in “this bisexual chud still trolls the old fashion way”, prioritizing edgy logic and shock over harmony. Their chaotic posting style, lack of apparent structure, and embrace of spontaneity fit Perceiving (P): they call the account an alt and lean into tonal whiplash as a feature, e.g. “this account is meant to give you tonal whiplash” and “i don't need a private account bitch this is already an alt”, showing low need for planning or order. Altogether, the combination of introverted, abstract, analytical, and unstructured traits best matches INTP.

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Bisexual chaos theorist, part-time Deltarune analyst. Once opened DMs for hate mail and got market research instead.– @jevilcel

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The Overproof dark rum hits hard and messy, capturing their loud, unfiltered posts like “this bisexual chud still trolls the old fashion way” and “I sexually harass fictional characters and real people”. Cherry liqueur adds a deceptively sweet edge for the horny romantic energy behind “i want susie from deltarune to smother me to death and i will not elaborate” and “I want Susie from deltarune to sit on my face”. Blue curaçao represents their Deltarune/UT fixation and terminally online vibes, as seen with “does anyone know some good UT/DR artists for me to follow I need more art on my TL” and their many Kris/Susie posts. Lemon juice brings a sharp, acidic bite that matches their suicidal black humor and ropeposting like “ropefuel” and “if i see another post of someone going ‘ooh im so lonely im hugging a pillow to sleep’ im going to blow my fucking brains out”. Finally, a dash of absinthe adds chaotic, illicit energy for lines such as “to rape or not to rape, that is the question.” and “this account is meant to give you tonal whiplash”, making the drink uncomfortably memorable, just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts center on provocation, edginess, and deliberate shock value, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s comfort with transgression and rule-breaking. They explicitly describe themselves as someone who "still trolls the old fashion way" in “this bisexual chud still trolls the old fashion way”, showing a self-aware embrace of antagonistic, strategic behavior typical of Slytherin cunning. The recurring fixation on attracting hostility and drama—“my dms are open for both hatemail and normal mail”, “I opened my messages hopefully I get some hate mail soon”, and “9 days without hatemail”—suggests someone who seeks attention through controversy and is energized by conflict. They also lean into a deliberately polarizing identity, as in “People who see my tweets probably think I’m a chud when in all reality I’m a bisexual gender questioning nigga” and “I'm not a proshipper or a lolisho or whatever I'm Jevilcel”, which indicates a pride in being hard to categorize and a desire to stand apart from the crowd. While there’s some vulnerability and loneliness in tweets like “I've got no friends, I've got no future So I spend all day on thе computer”, their dominant public persona is that of a sharp, contrarian troll who weaponizes shock and controversy—very characteristic of Slytherin’s resourceful and boundary-pushing nature.

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A fitting song for @jevilcel is "I Don’t Care" by Fall Out Boy, because so much of their persona is built around provocative detachment and deliberate edginess. They openly lean into being hated and controversial, saying "my dms are open for both hatemail and normal mail" and tracking things like "9 days without hatemail", which mirrors the song’s theme of reveling in being disliked. The song’s attitude of flaunting bad behavior and not apologizing fits tweets like "I sexually harass fictional characters and real people" and "this bisexual chud still trolls the old fashion way". At the same time, the underlying loneliness and frustration in the lyrics echoes their posts about isolation and sexual frustration, such as "I've got no friends, I've got no future So I spend all day on thе computer" and "I really need Need some pеace Need release Oh I really need ... Need someone To fucking suck my dick". Overall, the mix of cocky nihilism, trolling, and hidden vulnerability in "I Don’t Care" lines up closely with the chaotic, self-aware, and attention-courting persona they present.

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