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Your Simpsons character
Alex resonates with Lisa Simpson's mix of intelligence, vulnerability, and wit. Like Lisa, Alex is introspective and often self-critical, as seen in 'I think my brain is broken.' Her passion for niche interests like Magic: The Gathering mirrors Lisa's love for jazz and academics. Both have a sharp sense of humor, evident in Alex's 'Neo: Why does my penis hurt?' tweet, and a drive to connect with others despite feeling misunderstood.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alex embodies INFP traits: introverted, idealistic, and deeply emotional. Her introspection shines in 'I think my brain is broken,' while her idealism is evident in 'we need to bring back daft punk type music.' The emotional depth in 'I'm so lonely, dude' reflects her feeling-oriented nature. Her quirky humor and passion for Magic: The Gathering, as seen in '>immediately walk out,' highlight her intuitive and creative side.

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Alexandra | 26 | Trans chaos queen in Massachusetts | Magic: The Gathering junkie | Weed, memes, and existential dread | Most normal girl, I swear | DM me a job, please.– @jewishcrab

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The 'Chaos Potion' reflects Alex's vibrant, unpredictable personality. Absinthe captures her love for chaos and creativity, as seen in tweets like '>immediately walk out.' Lemon juice adds a zesty kick, mirroring her sharp humor in 'Neo: Why does my penis hurt?' Glitter represents her flair for the dramatic, while bitters symbolize her struggles, like 'I'm depressed I've been unemployed.' It's a drink as complex and unique as she is.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex fits Hufflepuff for her loyalty, humor, and genuine nature. Her tweet 'I'm depressed I've been unemployed for a couple months now' shows her honesty and vulnerability, traits valued by Hufflepuffs. Her love for Magic: The Gathering, as seen in '>immediately walk out,' reflects her dedication to her passions. Additionally, her resilience in continuing to post despite struggles, like 'Losing followers ,, the people aren't happy with me,' highlights her perseverance. She embodies the house's warmth and relatability.

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Alex's identity as a trans woman and her openness about her struggles make 'Born This Way' a perfect anthem. Her tweet 'guys always want an evil and weird trans gf trust me i would know' reflects the song's celebration of individuality. The line 'I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way' mirrors Alex's resilience, as seen in 'Losing followers ,, the people aren't happy with me, that's ok I'll keep posting that garbage.'

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