Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes like “just pooped thought id let yall know” and “im gonna go stroke my peanits bai guys” to entertain followers.
- Creative: Draws comics and fanart, e.g. “im making a jiang cheng comic does anykne wanna dee when im fkne” and struggles to perfect art in “IM TRYNA DO AN MXY/YLZ DRAWING BUT IT LOOKS SO OFF”.
- Emotionally open: Shares vulnerabilities about body image and regrets like “i really wish i didnt drop out… now im just a loser who stays in ebd” and health worries like “mama said i might got sarcoidosis”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for animals, e.g. mourning the cat in “kitty passed today :(” and updating followers on the kitten in “HES EATING AND DRINKING FINALLY OMG”.
- Insightful: Makes sharp observations about gender and relationships, like “i hate when women feel ugly because of a guy especially when the guy is a solid 3/10” and “all boys need a lesson on shutting the fuck up”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Talks casually about self-harm and extreme bargaining in “ill slit my wrists ill write a 20 page essay on why i need this and eat it” and links worth to weight in “mkay ill come back at bmi 20… if it doesnt assume im dead”.
- Disordered_eating: Openly discusses restricting, purging, and calorie obsession, e.g. “maybe i should post wieiads to embarrass myself into eating less”, “didnt lie on my cal tracker today everybody cheer”, and “how to tell my mom to stop buying lunchables bc last time i purged them”.
- Low_self-esteem: Calls themself a loser and worries about being secretly hated, as in “now im just a loser who stays in ebd” and “what if one of my oomfs is secretly hating me and… plan my downfall”.
- Family_conflict: Describes chaotic or harmful home dynamics, like “hes fucking hitting me?? i said everytime he hits me its 10 seconds without it and he threw a fit” and money stress in “mama bought hella groceries?? my dads been out of week for like 2 weeks we dont have any money”.
- Health_avoidance: Mentions physical issues but treats them jokingly or passively, e.g. “i had a dream i got the lump in my arm checked out” and “why is breathing so hard” without indicating real follow-through.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is introspective, anxious, and self-aware, often overthinking their relationships and self-worth, like when they worry about being secretly hated by someone close: “what if one of my oomfs is secretly hating me and reporting everything i do and say and is waiting for the day i am sussed but is like super nice to me while they plan my downfall”. They show a lot of emotional depth and vulnerability about their life path and regrets, as in “i really wish i didnt drop out i was doing so good i had all honors classes i had friends i was having fun now im just a loser who stays in ebd playing on her phone i really really hate men”, which mirrors Lisa’s recurring feelings of isolation and disappointment. Like Lisa’s mix of empathy and frustration with her family, this user vents about unfair treatment and chaotic home life, e.g. “'okay well dont take away his phone yk it sets him off' hes fucking hitting me?? i said everytime he hits me its 10 seconds without it and he threw a fit not my fault instead of parenting you decide to throw a phone at him and call it a day”. There’s also a sharp, slightly dark sense of humor and moral stance toward others—seen in takes like “i hate when women feel ugly because of a guy especially when the guy is a solid 3/10”—that fits Lisa’s combination of righteousness and snark. Finally, their intellectual/creative side shows up in niche fandoms, comics, and specific media tastes, such as “im making a jiang cheng comic does anykne wanna dee when im fkne”, which echoes Lisa’s artistic, fandom-heavy inner world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary activities and online life rather than in‑person socializing, like worrying about a secret hating moot in “what if one of my oomfs is secretly hating me and reporting everything i do and say and is waiting for the day i am sussed but is like super nice to me while they plan my downfall” and describing themselves as a loser who stays in bed playing on her phone in “now im just a loser who stays in ebd playing on her phone i really really hate men”. Their humor and interests are highly imaginative and fandom‑oriented, showing Intuition (N) through fantasy/creepy and danmei references in “thw hunter with eyeballs of flamese” and “realized i could be Xie Lian for halloweem just need his hat thing and more bandages”, plus surreal lines like “why cant we get calories by doing a special little dance instead”. They clearly prioritize emotions and personal values, indicating Feeling (F): they’re upset by cruel comments in “wtaf guys tgese are not okay to say to someone im gonna find the ppl who wrote this and hunt em down”, deeply affected by the kitten in “kitty passed today :( we were going to take him to the humane society but they said the places were too full to take him”, and sensitive to family conflict in “hes fucking hitting me?? i said everytime he hits me its 10 seconds without it and he threw a fit”. Their life appears unstructured and impulsive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they binge at 3 a.m. in “nghhhh 3 am binging”, consider leaving Twitter based on fluctuating weight in “might leave twt till i reach gw again idk yet”, and frequently react in the moment with dramatic outbursts like “i threw my phone i want this person to hold their head down in shame for the rest of their life”. Altogether, the intense inner emotional world, creative fandom focus, self‑deprecating introspection, and lack of rigid planning fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really coming back at BMI 20, can I reserve a spot in your notifications now? I’d like to be the reason your cal tracker says “didn’t lie today, just pulled a wife.”
- You said men are lucky because they get to be in someone—counter‑proposal: I’ll be the Jiang Cheng to your comic, you can project all your repression on me and we’ll call it character development.
- You wanna chop off your boobies, I’m terrified of dogs, and we both hate possession movies—clearly we’re meant to sit on opposite ends of the couch, sharing red velvet and trauma instead.
- You named yourself after Jiang Cheng, read danmei, and get giddy when people say “swagalicious” like you—if we end up together, that’s basically wangxian levels of fate but with more weevils and less dignity.
- You dropped out, miss your honors classes, and think you’re a loser in bed on your phone—but from where I’m standing, the girl rescuing kittens, obsessing over binqiu blood scenes, and arguing about corsets is already the main character; I’m just applying for love interest.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 | shedtwt lurker, art goblin & accidental AJ speedrunner. Once rage-threw my phone over nuggets & still went back for seconds.– @JiangChengsBBG
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Sarcoi-Dosis
A chaotic, sweet-but-salty mix, this drink starts with white chocolate liqueur because, as they say, “every person who decided to pick white chocolate over red velvet is a LIAR. they deserve to be executed”, and it needs that petty, dramatic edge. Blood orange juice stands in for their gorey, intense fandom brainrot and dark humor, echoing “Binqiu blood s Binqiu bloo Binqiu blood scene cums”. Strawberry syrup nods to their impulsive curiosity and odd cravings like “i sort of desperatly wanna tey strawberey pasta”, adding a weirdly lovable sweetness. Sparkling water captures their jittery, sleep-deprived energy from “nghhhh 3 am binging” and “why is breathing so hard”, all fizz and anxiety. Finally, a dash of salt represents body image angst and ED struggles, like “mkay ill come back at bmi 20 shouldnt take longer than a month if it doesnt assume im dead bai bai” and “maybe i should post wieiads to embarrass myself into eating less”, giving the cocktail a sting that lingers under the sweetness.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a mix of dark humor, self‑preservation, and a sharp, sometimes ruthless edge that aligns most with Slytherin. They frequently fantasize about revenge or violent hyperbole toward people who wrong them, like when they say they will “hunt em down” over hurtful comments “wtaf guys tgese are not okay to say to someone im gonna find the ppl who wrote this and hunt em down” or wish execution on people over dessert choices “every person who decided to pick white chocolate over red velvet is a LIAR. they deserve to be executed”. There’s a strong self‑aware, manipulative streak in how they talk about body image and attention, such as considering posting embarrassing pictures to control their own eating “maybe i should post wieiads to embarrass myself into eating less”, which shows strategic self‑management rather than simple self‑loathing. Their language about others is often cutting and status‑oriented, like mocking men’s looks in relation to women’s insecurity “i hate when women feel ugly because of a guy especially when the guy is a solid 3/10”, and they frame relationships in terms of betrayal and secret sabotage “what if one of my oomfs is secretly hating me and reporting everything i do and say and is waiting for the day i am sussed but is like super nice to me while they plan my downfall”. Even their dramatic, over‑the‑top bargaining and willingness to ‘do anything’ for something they want “please lord i need this im begging crying im on my knees… ill slit my wrists ill write a 20 page essay on why i need this and eat it please” points to ambition and extremity in pursuit of desires, all of which fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The best fit is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, because it captures a messy, darkly humorous, self-destructive teenage vibe that runs through their tweets. They oscillate between body-image/ED struggles and joking about it, like in “mkay ill come back at bmi 20 shouldnt take longer than a month if it doesnt assume im dead bai bai heres some mpreg to remember me by” and “didnt lie on my cal tracker today everybody cheer”, mirroring the song’s fixation on appearance, control, and self‑loathing. There’s also a lot of depression, boredom, and regret, such as “i really wish i didnt drop out i was doing so good… now im just a loser who stays in ebd playing on her phone i really really hate men” and “why is breathing so hard”, which fits the song’s theme of feeling like you wasted your youth and don’t belong. Their dark, half-joking references to self-harm and death, like “please lord i need this… ill slit my wrists ill write a 20 page essay on why i need this and eat it”, echo the morbid, theatrical tone of the lyrics. Finally, their mix of fandom obsession, online drama, and chaotic humor in tweets like “my fyp is full of ppl hating on shedtwt hell” and “noe that i think about it ive been using the samw jokes since i was 12 maybe this is why i hsve no friends” reflects the song’s portrait of a lonely, over-online teen trying to perform a persona while quietly falling apart.
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