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They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, emotional, funny, and constantly bitingly self-aware. Their timeline is full of horny jokes and unserious gremlin energy, like “Mod au bullshittery Lg gives ql’s period cramps to vein” and “I may be depressed but my perverted ass never rests”, which fits Bart’s crude humor and tendency to push boundaries. At the same time, there’s clear vulnerability and hurt under the jokes, such as “Yeah I’m still pretty worried on what ppl are gonna do with the info that I self harmed in the past and possibly blackmail me with that info” and “What the fuck ppl claimed I faked my sh and romanticise sh and ed…also side note I am on sh recovery”, echoing Bart’s habit of masking pain with mischief. Their obsessive fandom hyperfixations and sleep chaos, like “Cxs is dead,vein is a homo…yeah my favs definitely have enough issues already” and “It’s 4am.”, also feel very Bart-coded: impulsive, intense, and living in the moment. Overall, they’ve got Bart’s mix of troublemaker energy, gallows humor, and a soft, hurting core they only show between jokes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they consistently mention being tired, depressed, and overwhelmed, and talk about going private for safety, e.g. fearing what people will do with their self-harm history and choosing to hide or block instead of engage, as in “Tbh idc that much like I used to tweak like that but now I’m like yeah no I hit block button and call it a day” and “Soemthing happened I’m gonna be priv for awhile”. They’re strongly iNtuitive, constantly spinning crossovers, AUs and conceptual associations instead of just describing daily life, like “Link click x fnaf sounds fun but also horrible at the same time” and mapping characters to FNAF roles in “Cxs idk Lg idk Ql mangle … Vein foxy Wq golden freddy??? Guys help me”. Their values-forward, emotional tone points to Feeling: they talk openly about being bi and homosexual (“I love being bi”, “Being homosexual is amazing”), about self‑harm recovery and fear of false accusations (“What the fuck ppl claimed I faked my sh and romanticise sh and ed… I am on sh recovery”), and show strong attachment to characters, e.g. “Cxs is dead, vein is a homo, xf might die… yeah my favs definitely have enough issues already”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently mention messy desks and chaotic sleep schedules (“So about me fixing my sleeping schedule…I lied it’s almost 12am”) and hop between projects and fandoms spontaneously, like “Oc art,how I draw link click characters in my style or uma musume fanart hmmmmmmm also I still have to finish limbus company lore”. Overall, the introspective, imaginative, feelings-driven and somewhat disorganized style fits INFP best.

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16 • HK → UK • Artist in too many fandom hells (Link Click, IDV, HSR) • once rewatched Bridon just to study Vein’s merch colors and boobs– @Jiangshivein

Your signature cocktail
The red vermouth and cherry liqueur blend mirrors their obsession with red aesthetics and Vein merch, as they say collecting it is more fun and they love “red white and black” and even “the implied cannibalism” “I love cxs with all my heart but vein merch is sm more fun to collect + his colour palette is my fav (I love red white and black if you can’t tell already) and bc of the implied cannibalism”. Black tea-infused gin nods to their Hong Kong roots and current UK life, a mix of cultures and late-night brainrot sessions like “It’s 4am.”. The playful lychee soda splash is for their sweet queer joy and bi pride, captured in “I love being bi” and “Being homosexual is amazing”. A dash of edible glitter bitters represents their dramatic fandom brainrot and flair for the ridiculous, from “Rewatching Bridon is hard bc I keep getting distracted by vein’s boobs” to “I may be depressed but my perverted ass never rests”. Finally, the white foam top symbolizes both softness and the emotional turbulence under the surface, acknowledging their vulnerability during false accusations and recovery worries in “Yeah I’m still pretty worried on what ppl are gonna do with the info that I self harmed in the past and possibly blackmail me with that info” and “What the fuck ppl claimed I faked my sh and romanticise sh and ed…also side note I am on sh recovery”. This makes the drink strong but sparkling, a little bitter with a candy finish—chaotic, dramatic, and oddly comforting, just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is self-preservation under pressure, a classic Slytherin trait. When facing serious online drama and false accusations, they focus on safety and damage control: they mention deleting an old account for “safety reasons” in “We kissing user kzufeifei (aka my old main) goodbye later (I’m deleting that account for safety reasons)” and going private after conflict in “Soemthing happened I’m gonna be priv for awhile”. They explicitly worry about how others might weaponize personal information, saying they fear people could “blackmail me” with their past self-harm in “Yeah I’m still pretty worried on what ppl are gonna do with the info that I self harmed in the past and possibly blackmail me with that info”, which shows a strategic, defensive mindset rather than open vulnerability. They also demonstrate a blunt, almost ruthless boundary-setting attitude when they say they now just “hit block button and call it a day” in “Tbh idc that much like I used to tweak like that but now I’m like yeah no I hit block button and call it a day”. While they clearly care deeply about their friends and fandoms, this blend of strong emotions with calculated self-protection, account management, and boundary enforcement aligns most closely with Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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A song about fluid attraction and unapologetic queerness fits them well, especially with tweets like “I love being bi” and “Being homosexual is amazing” showing they’re very open and joyful about their identity. The song’s mix of playful sensuality and angst mirrors how they joke about being a “pervert” in “I may be depressed but my perverted ass never rests” while also being candid about self-harm recovery and fear of false accusations in “what the fuck ppl claimed I faked my sh…”. They’re obsessed with fictional guys and homoerotic dynamics, as seen in “Cxs is dead,vein is a homo,xf might die…” and constant Vein thirsting like “Rewatching Bridon is hard bc I keep getting distracted by vein’s boobs”, which echoes the song’s focus on desire and messy relationships. Their vibrant, slightly chaotic fandom life and queer pride match the dramatic, theatrical tone of Girls/Girls/Boys perfectly.

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