Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Frequently expresses strong enthusiasm for Wuthering Waves and specific characters like Jianxin and Mornye, e.g. “JIANXIN JIANXIN JIANXIN JIANXIN JIANXIN” and “It was love at first sight with her. Jianxin is the reason why I started playing...”.
- Supportive Community: Encourages and appreciates artists and devs, such as praising fanart and the dev team: “So much beautiful artwork??? For free????” and “Se nota cuando un equipo ama al juego en el que trabajan... Felicidades Wuthering Waves ahora y siempre!!!”.
- Emotionally Expressive: Openly shares feelings about games and stories, like tearing up at content and getting emotional as a day-one player: “This legitimately made me tear up, it's so beautiful 😭” and “Seeing this cutscene as a day one player made me actually emotional 🥲”.
- Humorous Self‑aware: Uses self-deprecating humor and running gags like “Everybody's favorite Satellite” and joking about getting baited: “Everybody's favorite Satellite just ordered a brand new PC!” and “Everybody's favorite Satellite fell for it”.
- Curious Analytical: Asks practical questions and offers reasoned takes, such as asking about Arknights lore before trying Endfield and evaluating story quality: “Do I need to know the lore of Arknights to play or is it not necessary?” and “It's exactly what I expected, a 7.5 8/10 story with teasers for the next region.”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Spending: Frequently jokes about pulling or spending despite plans to save, e.g. “I was supposed to save for Aemeath but I couldn't resist the urge to pull for Mornye.” and “sigh alright. Where's my wallet?”.
- Emotional Overinvestment: Ties mood heavily to game outcomes and characters, such as worrying about banners and victories: “Haha... Aemeath guaranteed... I don't really need Mornye after all... 🥲” and “I can't believe Wuthering Waves might be the reason why I go into crippling debt”.
- Harsh Language: Uses strong profanity and crude phrasing that can come off aggressive or off‑putting, for example “Mane why I gotta go to this fuck ass party while Wuwa is dropping peak” and “She looks so fucking cool, Jesus Christ”.
- Sleep Neglect: Admits to poor rest and risky scheduling around work, such as being intoxicated before a shift: “Everybody's favorite Satellite is drunk, high and has to go to work in two (2) hours” and relying on chance to wake for events: “I forgot to set up an alarm... but I woke up just in time”.
- Online Frustration: Expresses strong frustration and lingering resentment about negative experiences, like the Dead by Daylight incident: “kept calling me slurs and telling me to kms... Nothing happened to them even after I reported them” and general annoyance at “miserable” people: “I still don't understand how people can be so miserable all the time like holy shit”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: energetic, mischievous, extremely online about their hobbies, and always cracking jokes while still having a big heart. Like Bart obsessing over comics and video games, they hyperfixate on gacha games and characters, yelling things like “JIANXIN JIANXIN JIANXIN JIANXIN JIANXIN” and calling themselves “everybody's favorite Satellite” in multiple tweets. Their chaotic enthusiasm and impulsive pulls feel very Bart-coded, as seen in “BRO I WAS 6 PITY ON A 50/50 AND I JUST WANTED BULING WHAT IS THISSSSSSS!!!!!!???????” and “I have 30 something pulls and a dream. We got this”. At the same time, Bart’s softer, loyal side shows up in them too: they’re deeply attached to their favorite characters and games, saying things like “It was love at first sight with her. Jianxin is the reason why I started playing, the reason why I keep playing and I doubt that's going to change any time soon. I love her so much 🐼💖”. Their mix of loud humor, occasional chaos (like “Everybody's favorite Satellite is drunk, high and has to go to work in two (2) hours”), and genuine passion for their interests fits Bart far better than the more serious or reserved main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share excitement with an audience and adopt a playful 'performer' persona, e.g., calling themselves "Everybody's favorite Satellite" in multiple tweets like “Everybody's favorite Satellite just ordered a brand new PC! It should be home on Monday and I'm just so exciteddddd” and “Everybody's favorite Satellite fell for it”. Their interests and language are heavily Intuitive, focused on characters, potential, and hype more than concrete details, such as “I was supposed to save for Aemeath but I couldn't resist the urge to pull for Mornye. I fell in love with her character from the first time they revealed her design” and future‑oriented hopes like “I love you so much Sigrika please be 3.1”. They’re clearly Feeling-dominant, prioritizing emotional resonance, empathy, and affection for characters and devs: “It was love at first sight with her. Jianxin is the reason why I started playing, the reason why I keep playing… I love her so much” and their defense of dev teams in “Se nota cuando un equipo ama al juego en el que trabajan… Felicidades Wuthering Waves ahora y siempre!!!”. Their approach to life and games is flexible and spontaneous, fitting Perceiving: they frequently change plans on the fly, like “I was supposed to save for Aemeath but I couldn't resist the urge to pull for Mornye” and “This Satellite just changed his mind. I forgot Phrolova was the current banner.”. Overall, the combination of outward enthusiasm, emotional expressiveness, idealistic hype, and impulsive decision‑making aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling yourself 'everybody's favorite Satellite', but with how hard you orbit Jianxin, Wuthering Waves, and now Fluorite, I was kinda hoping your next stable orbit could be… around me.
- You nearly went into crippling debt for Wuthering Waves, pulled Mornye instead of saving for Aemeath, and still celebrated—so on a scale from 'BRO I WAS 6 PITY' to 'VIVA WUTHERING WAVES CABRONES', how bad would you regret it if you *didn't* take a chance and pull for me too?
- You waited months for your new PC, years for Mogera, and you're still patiently praying for Sigrika 3.1… with that kind of loyalty, if I became your favorite resonator, I get the feeling you’d never bench me—unlike that poor Endfield unit you almost shelved until she was BiS for Fluorite.
- You got emotional over the Moon Chasing Festival return, teared up at that Wuwa art, and even mourned Black Beacon—so I’m just gonna be honest: someone who cares that deeply about their games, their characters, and their curis? That’s exactly the kind of person I’d love to main in real life.
- You: drunk, high, and heading to work in two hours. Also you: writing essays about why Mornye deserves happiness, celebrating Wuthering Waves wins in two languages, and screaming 'JIANXIN JIANXIN JIANXIN'. Me: respectfully wondering if I can be the next thing you get irrationally, enthusiastically obsessed with.
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Psychologist by day, gacha addict by night. Proud Satellite from 🇲🇽, forever chasing Jianxin pulls, Soliskin plushies, and Wuthering Waves peak.– @jianxin501st
Your signature cocktail
Everybody’s Favorite Satellite
Mezcal forms the base because they’re proudly Mexican and a little intense in their passions, screaming things like “VIVA WUTHERING WAVES CABRONES, SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU A HUEVO” and calling themselves "everybody's favorite Satellite" more than once. Hibiscus syrup adds a sweet, romantic edge for their waifu-level devotion to Jianxin and other favorites, like “It was love at first sight with her. Jianxin is the reason why I started playing, the reason why I keep playing...”. Matcha-infused gin represents their analytical, diligent side as a psychologist who wants to "fit right in" with other brainy types, as hinted in “I wonder if there's room for one more 👀 (I'm a psychologist so I fit right in)”. The tamarind-chili rim captures their spicy, unfiltered reactions when games or pulls go wild, like “BRO I WAS 6 PITY ON A 50/50 AND I JUST WANTED BULING WHAT IS THISSSSSSS!!!!!!???????” and their salty gamer rants. Finally, a splash of sparkling yuzu soda reflects their persistent hype and optimism for Wuthering Waves and other games, sparkling through posts such as “Not only did Wuthering Waves took home tons of awards this year, tomorrow we get to see the 3.0 official livestream! I'm so excited...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently centers loyalty and steady devotion, which are core Hufflepuff traits. Their entire identity online is built around being “everybody's favorite Satellite” and a devoted Jianxin / Wuthering Waves fan, as seen in posts like “It was love at first sight with her. Jianxin is the reason why I started playing, the reason why I keep playing and I doubt that's going to change any time soon. I love her so much 🐼💖” and “VIVA WUTHERING WAVES CABRONES, SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU A HUEVO”. They show a patient, fair-minded defense of things they care about rather than aggressive fandom wars, for example in “I still don't understand how people can be so miserable all the time like holy shit” and “Kuro never promised any astrites in exchange for the votes... it's way easier to pick on a 'gacha slop game' 🤷”, where they push back calmly against negativity and misinformation. They also highlight empathy and appreciation for creators and dev teams: “Se nota cuando un equipo ama al juego en el que trabajan... me alegra mucho saber que nosotros como comunidad hemos correspondido ese talento con nuestro propio amor”, which reflects a communal, Hufflepuff sense of reciprocity. Even when frustrated or hyped, their tone is inclusive and kind (e.g., celebrating other fans eating well, or hoping others will make Mornye happy in “If I can't bring her home then it's up to the rest of you to make her smile”), reinforcing that their core is loyalty, warmth, and community over ambition or bravado.
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Video Games - Lana Del Rey
A well-suited song for them is Video Games because so much of their emotional life orbits around gacha and gaming worlds they genuinely love. Their timeline is full of affectionate devotion to fictional characters, like “It was love at first sight with her. Jianxin is the reason why I started playing, the reason why I keep playing and I doubt that's going to change any time soon. I love her so much 🐼💖” and “Mornye deserves nothing but happiness. If I can't bring her home then it's up to the rest of you to make her smile”, mirroring the song’s romantic fixation. The way they frame their identity around these games and characters—“Everybody's favorite Satellite just ordered a brand new PC!” and “Literally no one I know plays Wuthering Waves except for one (1) coworker”—echoes the song’s themes of finding meaning and comfort in a private, media-centered world. Their mix of intense hype and soft sentiment, from “SIGRIKA CONTENT!!!! SHE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T 😭” to nostalgic posts about long-term journeys like “Such a generational run, I'm glad to have been a part of this game since day one 🙏”, fits the song’s bittersweet, devoted tone. Video Games captures the blend of passion, escapism, and sincere love they pour into their favorite worlds and characters.
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