Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects deeply on feelings and relationships, like missing a loved one in “acho que eu nunca fiquei Tão triste de não ter uma pessoa que eu amo presente...”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and exaggeration for jokes, such as calling herself a “fofoca collector” in “ai eu adoro fofoca collector” and laughing at memes in multiple “KKKKK” quotes.
- Affectionate: Speaks with warmth about friends and idols, like “rafa dede e yolo são as pessoas que mais me elogiam nesse mundo vei os amo dms” in this tweet and “queria casar co ela” in this one.
- Culturally-engaged: Constantly references music, fic, and media, quoting lyrics in “purple rain purple rain honeyiknowiknowtimesarechanging” and talking about Wattpad in “indo ler a fic que a rafa me mandou do wattpad né”.
- Protective: Shows strong protective instinct toward women and friends, like defending female characters and criticizing harmful men in “quando um HOMEM acha que vai fazer algo melhor que você...”.
Weaknesses:
- Male-resentful: Expresses intense generalized anger at men, e.g. “odeio quando homem acorda e decide abrir a boca” and “HOMEM não faz bosta nenhuma direito”.
- Anxiety-prone: Frequently mentions stress and anxiety about life and studies, like “encarando a tela do sisu pensa num bicho ansioso” in this tweet.
- Ruminative: Dwells on upsetting family and relationship issues, such as replaying family conflicts in “ai vei a pior notícia da minha família materna é sempre a próxima...”.
- Self-neglecting: Takes on emotional labor for family and others at her own expense, like being the only one solving family problems in “14h40 de um sábado indo ligar pra minha tia pra resolver b.o pq aparentemente eu sou a única pessoa que PENSA nessa família”.
- Conflict-intense: Handles frustration with very strong language and public venting, as in “stupid slow useless manchild fuck my life... ninguém merece ter contato com tanto homem inútil”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, a thoughtful, idealistic girl who is both artistic and politically aware. They care deeply about education and their future, stressing over exams and university the way Lisa obsesses over her grades, as seen when they mention “encarando a tela do sisu pensa num bicho ansioso” and celebrate that “psicologia ufmg desceu um ponto ❣️”. Like Lisa, they are passionate about arts and music, referencing songs and musicians such as Prince in “purple rain purple rain honeyiknowiknowtimesarechanging” and quoting romantic lyrics in “quando a luz dos olhos meus e a luz dos olhos teus resolvem se encontrar...”. Their sharp feminist frustration with men in tweets like “quando um HOMEM acha que vai fazer algo melhor que você mas vai lá e fode com o negócio todo pq pasmem é um HOMEM” mirrors Lisa’s frequent critiques of patriarchy and incompetence around her. They also show emotional intensity and a strong sense of justice in family and relationship matters, for example “ai vei a pior notícia da minha família materna é sempre a próxima... meu estômago embrulhou de #Nojo”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply and take on emotional responsibility for others.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of quote tweets and reactions, social gossip and fandom talk; they enjoy engaging with others and sharing emotional states publicly, like when they dramatize family situations in “14h40 de um sábado indo ligar pra minha tia pra resolver b.o pq aparentemente eu sou a única pessoa que PENSA nessa família”. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N) rather than concrete–they spin scenarios, headcanons and emotional narratives about characters and people, such as the story-building in “eu Acho (espero) que a juquinha deve ter passado no apartamento dela e amanhã vamos ter a conversa + o resto lá com o jantar e etc não vão me tirar esse angst hurt/comfort!!!!!!”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are value- and emotion-based, especially in rants about men and fairness like “quando um HOMEM acha que vai fazer algo melhor que você mas vai lá e fode com o negócio todo pq pasmem é um HOMEM e HOMEM não faz bosta nenhuma direito” and in longing reflections such as “acho que eu nunca fiquei Tão triste de não ter uma pessoa que eu amo presente em certos momentos da minha vida… me Dói”. Their spontaneity and frequent "I’ll see what happens" energy point to Perceiving (P) rather than structured planning: they ride waves of mood, fandom drama, and last‑minute stress like “this divo” and “minha vida ultimamente anda sendo desejar uma namorada, reclamar de homem e me estressar com o inep”, with little talk of schedules or rigid organization. Combining high social engagement, emotional intensity, imaginative narrative focus, and flexible, chaotic energy, ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… since your life is ‘wanting a girlfriend, complaining about men and stressing with INEP’, I’m here to offer a 2-for-1 deal: I’m not a man, and I can help you refresh the Sisu page while we listen to Jorge Ben Jor and Paulinho da Viola. Interested?
- You quoting ‘purple rain purple rain honeyiknowiknowtimesarechanging’ made me think: if times are changing anyway, we might as well change your status from ‘tweeting angst hurt/comfort’ to ‘living hurt/comfort’—I’ll bring the comfort, you bring the soundtrack.
- You said you’d marry her after five minutes of dating and that a certain voice makes you ‘DOENTE’—how about we test your self-control? One coffee, I talk about music, crafts and women with flowers, and we see if you last the full five minutes without proposing.
- Every time you rage-tweet ‘odeio quando homem’ I feel like the universe is begging you to upgrade your roster. So let’s bargain: one night of ‘fofoca collector’, Barden University-level banter and wattpad fic recs, in exchange for temporarily suspending man-related complaints.
- You, staring anxiously at the Sisu screen, quoting “quando a luz dos olhos meus e a luz dos olhos teus…” is so cinematic that I have a proposal: we lock eyes, the result passes, and if your course is ‘psicologia UFMG’, I’ll let you psychoanalyze why I fell for you so fast.
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Future psychology student at UFMG, powered by Prince, crafts, and women with deep voices. Once rage-tweeted the entire Sisu process in one afternoon.– @jichuminha
Your signature cocktail
Purple Rage & Flower Power
This drink starts with hibiscus-infused cachaça for a Brazilian heart that loves “música, artesanato, mulheres e flores ᯓ⋆˚✿˖°”, turning everyday chaos into art. The purple grape reduction is a nod to their melodramatic, musical core, humming lines like “purple rain purple rain honeyiknowiknowtimesarechanging” while spiraling over feelings. Lime juice cuts through with sharp anxiety and wit, like them “encarando a tela do sisu pensa num bicho ansioso” in this tweet. A dash of chili tincture captures the righteous fury at useless men — see the rant in “stupid slow useless manchild fuck my life… ninguém merece ter contato com tanto homem inútil” and the iconic “odeio quando homem acorda e decide abrir a boca”. Finally, an edible flower garnish represents the soft, romantic lesbian yearning who “anda sendo desejar uma namorada, reclamar de homem e me estressar com o inep” in this tweet, proving they’re equal parts rage, romance, and riotous laughter.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, loyalty, and emotional care, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They talk about how deeply it hurts not to share life moments with someone they love in “acho que eu nunca fiquei Tão triste de não ter uma pessoa que eu amo presente em certos momentos da minha vida + eu presente nos momentos dela tipo de vdd mesmo me Dói, mas só dói em mim mesmo pq nerrr”, showing how much they value presence and mutual support. Their affection for friends and ‘siblings’ is explicit in “ravi dede e yolo são as pessoas que mais me elogiam nesse mundo vei os amo dms meus irmoes”, and they’re the one who steps up to handle family conflict in “14h40 de um sábado indo ligar pra minha tia pra resolver b.o pq aparentemente eu sou a única pessoa que PENSA nessa família”, which points to reliability and a sense of duty. They show a strong fairness streak and low tolerance for people (especially men) behaving badly in tweets like “quando um HOMEM acha que vai fazer algo melhor que você mas vai lá e fode com o negócio todo pq pasmem é um HOMEM e HOMEM não faz bosta nenhuma direito”, suggesting a protective, justice-oriented instinct rather than pure ambition or glory-seeking. While they are witty and creative (lots of fandom commentary, music references, and fic talk), the throughline across their timeline is caring about people, taking on emotional labor, and wanting a loving, supportive relationship — all hallmarks of Hufflepuff over the other houses.
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Supercut - Lorde
The song Supercut fits them because they constantly replay emotional moments and relationships in their head, just like the song’s theme of idealized memories — they even tweeted a direct reference: “in my head i play a supercut of us”. Their timeline swings between yearning and frustration, from wanting love (“minha vida ultimamente anda sendo desejar uma namorada, reclamar de homem e me estressar com o inep”) to intense emotional hurt (“acho que eu nunca fiquei Tão triste de não ter uma pessoa que eu amo presente em certos momentos da minha vida... me Dói”). Like Supercut, they romanticize connection while being painfully aware of reality, as seen in their angst about fictional couples and hurt/comfort arcs (“não vão me tirar esse angst hurt/comfort!!!!!!”). Their mix of romantic idealism, dramatic introspection, and pop-culture obsession mirrors the song’s bittersweet, cinematic view of past and possible relationships.
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