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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant complaints about work, like 'Love being told I have to come in today because I called in sick a couple weeks ago … only to be told that I’m actually off and to go home', echo Homer’s lazy attitude toward his job at the nuclear plant. Their chaotic, meme‑filled humor such as 'My superpower is that I can turn any liquid into pee' mirrors Homer’s love of goofy jokes and bodily humor. The frequent angry rants against authority and bureaucracy – e.g., 'I fucking hate Texas. I hate the United States. So much fucking bureaucracy.' – are reminiscent of Homer’s explosive outbursts about government and corporate rules. The user also shares personal family moments like 'I’m officially an uncle :)', similar to Homer’s frequent family‑centric posts. Together these traits make Homer Simpson the best fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent calls for interaction such as 'Anyone wanna get Friday the 13th tattoos with me' and 'I’m on bluesky if anyone wants to add me' show an outward‑focused, extraverted style. The user often describes concrete, sensory details – e.g., 'Love living right next to the mission trail… so many ducks!!' and 'I WANT HEELYS SO BAD' – indicating a Sensing preference. Their posts are driven by personal values and emotions, evident in 'I miss Elisa… pray for her' and the strong condemnation 'I fucking hate Texas. I hate the United States,' reflecting a Feeling orientation. Their spontaneous, adaptable tone – 'Moving to the middle of buttfuck nowhere just to see the stars better at night' and the open‑ended 'Should I shave my head?' – points to a Perceiving approach. Overall these traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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Based in San Antonio, anthropology grad, tattoo collector, coffee lover, content creator. Once filmed a NYPD water‑gun incident that trended. He/Him.– @jiml4rck

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This chaotic cocktail fuses a splash of tequila, a nod to the user’s love‑hate relationship with Texas ("I fucking hate Texas"), with bright pineapple juice that mirrors the joke about turning any liquid into pee ("My superpower is that I can turn any liquid into pee"). The deep black squid ink gives a nod to the many tattoo‑obsessed posts ("I’m in love with my Saturday the 14th tattoo!") and adds a mysterious swirl like the user’s dark humor. A dash of blue curaçao represents the "I’m on bluesky" tweet and adds a vibrant sky‑blue hue. Finally, a jalapeño‑infused simple syrup brings the spicy, edgy vibe of the "I’m done being civil with toxic coworkers" and "I hate the United States" posts, while an edible gummy rat wearing a tiny paper skirt on the rim references the quirky "rat wearing a skirt 🐀" tweet. Together, the drink captures the user’s blend of meme‑savvy sarcasm, tattoo art, and a love for off‑beat, rebellious fun.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows courage and a willingness to confront authority, such as when they wrote "NYPD murdered an 18 year old with a water gun and decided to post this hours after it happened" and "I'm done being civil with toxic coworkers I'd rather lose my job than my mind". They also express strong moral outrage against injustice, e.g., "I fucking hate Texas. I hate the United States. So much fucking bureaucracy". Their emotional support for friends and family, like "I'm officially an uncle :)" and "I miss Elisa. she's in quarantine fighting for her life pray for her", demonstrates the Gryffindor trait of protecting those they care about. These patterns of standing up for what they believe in and defending loved ones align best with Gryffindor.

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Their feed is filled with anger toward institutions, like the tweet about NYPD shooting an 18‑year‑old with a water gun and the outburst "I fucking hate Texas. I hate the United States. So much fucking bureaucracy." This aligns with the defiant chant of "Killing in the Name," which repeatedly declares "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me." Their frustration with toxic coworkers ("I’m done being civil… I’d rather lose my job than my mind") echoes the song’s call to reject authority. Even the chaotic humor in posts like "My superpower is that I can turn any liquid into pee" matches the track’s raw, unfiltered energy. Overall, the song’s rebellious, anti‑establishment vibe captures the blend of rage, sarcasm, and desperation present in their timeline.

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