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Like Nelson, this user portrays a bully persona who alternates between aggressive threats and sudden, embarrassing vulnerability. He openly admits to being a bully in tweets like “I Like To Smack Mimsy. I’m Mean To Him Too. I’m A Bully” and displays a classic Nelson-esque obsession with targets of ridicule, such as when he claims, “I’m gonna kill this fucking asshole” regarding his rival. Despite his tough exterior, the feed is full of involuntary confessions and emotional outbursts that mirror Nelson’s own hidden insecurities and occasional soft spots. The user’s tendency to post contradictory, self-deprecating outbursts like “Im A Fag Loser And I Cry Myself To Sleep Thinking About How Everyones Better Than me” captures the tragicomic duality of a middle-school antagonist who doesn't quite know how to handle his own feelings.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nathan exhibits the Extroversion and Sensing traits of an ESTP through his high-energy, externally focused efforts to manipulate his environment, such as starting a smear campaign with “I dont even know how people still support the disgusting business that is handicar.” His Thinking preference is shown in his blunt, often harsh communication style and tactical attempts at character assassination, notably seen when he tries to “#canceljimmyvalmer” for past behaviors. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his chaotic, reactive posting habits, ranging from aggressive threats like “Im gonna kill this fucking asshole” to erratic shifts in tone after supposedly being “hacked” by his rival. Overall, his behavior reflects a 'Doer' who uses bold, immediate actions to achieve his selfish goals.

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South Park-based logistics consultant and Handicar enthusiast. I once tried to lead a grassroots movement, but now I mostly focus on local networking. #SPHigh– @jimmyvh8page

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This drink perfectly captures a man who claims to be the “best dealer in town 🍃🍃🍃” but spends all his time being a “Gay Coward”. The bitter base reflects his failed attempts at a smear campaign, like when he tried to “#cancelhandicar” because he can't stand when “annoying people think they're funny.” It’s a messy, experimental concoction that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, much like his claim that he's “In Love With Timmy And Don’t Want To Admit It.” Serve it to anyone who is “A Fucking Liar” or just looking to stir up some drama in South Park.

Your Hogwarts House
Nathan’s social media presence is defined by resourcefulness and a ruthless pursuit of self-interest, often through manipulation and calculated 'callout' threads. He demonstrates classic Slytherin cunning and ambition by attempting to systematically dismantle his rivals, as seen when he tweets, “I dont even know how people still support the disgusting business that is handicar. Callout thread 👇 #cancelhandicar” and attempts to frame others by claiming, “Timmy ALSO supports child labor you guys”. His self-preservation and elitist attitude are evident in his bio, where he declares himself the “best dealer in town” while explicitly stating “jimmy valmer dni” to exclude his main competition. Even his more unhinged posts, such as “Guys i just discovered that not only Jimmy beat up multiple people but he also said the n word multiple times. Please share this”, show a desperate, albeit messy, attempt to use social influence as a weapon for his own gain.

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Nathan's digital presence is defined by a chaotic, contradictory fixation on his rival, Jimmy Valmer, and his peer, Timmy. Despite claiming to run a hate page, he frequently posts things like “I’m In Love With Jimmy” and “I’m In Love With Timmy And Don’t Want To Admit It”, mirroring the song's themes of intrusive, borderline manic fascination. His feed oscillates between violent threats and admissions like “Im Obcessed With Timmy And Jimmy”. This creates a narrative of a self-loathing antagonist who cannot stop thinking about the very people he tries to 'cancel.' Ultimately, his constant monitoring of their lives and his own self-admitted obsession makes the song's theme of unhealthy preoccupation the perfect fit.

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