Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Frequently mentions long shifts and multiple jobs, like working late and waking early for freelance work in “chegando em casa 00:40 pra fazer freela as 6 da manha” and detailed work hours in “terca trabalhei das 14 as 23:30 quarta das 10h as 19h quinta das 11h as 22h”.
- Ambitious: Shows drive for career growth and new opportunities, like assuming a management role early in “com nem dois meses de empresa ja estou assumindo gerencia☺️” and actively pursuing new jobs in “to tao focado em conseguir um trabalho novo”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and appreciation for friends and family, such as “amo meus amigos, fico feliz de que consegui pessoas tao legais” and emotional warmth about family comfort in “sinto tanta saudades de sentir conforto com minha familia”.
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on mental health and behavior, like recognizing a manic episode in “tenho certeza que estou em depressao depois de ter tido um pico de mania absurdo” and comparing past and present coping in “se acham que eu lido estranho hoje em dia com meus problemas”.
- Imaginative: Often describes detailed future scenes and desires, like the peaceful home life in “almejo pelo domingo que estarei fazendo o feijão do almoço com a casa limpa” and the dream apartment moment in “não vejo a hora de morar no meu apartamento com varanda”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Repeatedly expresses plans or wishes to die, including “planejo me matar antes do natal”, “planejando como vou me matar essa madrugada”, and “vou me matar”.
- Self-criticism: Frequently insults themselves and their abilities, like “como pode eu ser a pessoa mais idiota do mundo pqp” and “eu sou um bosta que não consegue concertar nada”.
- Body-insecurity: Shows strong dissatisfaction with appearance and body size, such as “pqp eu so mt feia vai se fude” and avoiding full-body photos in “tirar uma foto de corpo inteiro com a familia e não conseguir nem ver por insegurança do seu tamanho”.
- Work-overload: Takes on heavy workloads that contribute to feeling overwhelmed, like consecutive long shifts in “saindo 22:30 pra entrar 10h no dia seguinte” and feeling revolted by their routine in “odeio meu trabalho, odeio minha faculdade, odeio minha vida”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses belief that things won’t improve, like “achei q eu ia ficar feliz na viagem mas eu to em estado depressivo desde que mudei de emprego e nada de melhora” and resignation about career in “meu destino eh instalar adesivo pro resto da vida mesmo kkk”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, overworked, and constantly feeling out of place despite being capable and ambitious. Like Lisa, they are driven and take on responsibility early, as seen in “com nem dois meses de empresa ja estou assumindo gerencia☺️” and their intense work/study routine in “terca trabalhei das 14 as 23:30 quarta das 10h as 19h quinta das 11h as 22h ja tava ficando maluco ai hj ganhei uma caixinha de 200 reais e ficou tud bem”. They have strong creative and intellectual interests, like cinema and art, reflected in “q saudades de fazer arte, pintar algo, desenhar, criar maquete, moldar algo” and their struggle with studying film in “minha cabeca ta tao cheia que cada dia penso mais em desistir do cinema”. At the same time, they feel chronically misunderstood and inferior, similar to Lisa’s loneliness, shown in “qcho que n existe um dia q eu n me sinta inferior a todos, principalmente no mercado de trabalho pqp” and “n tenho capacidade de ter usuário do instagram, eu obrigatoriamente me comparo com todas as vidas que vejo nos stories”. Their longing for a peaceful, stable future and warm family life also echoes Lisa’s idealism, as in “almejo pelo domingo que estarei fazendo o feijão do almoço com a casa limpa, escutando histórias assombradas com meus filhos fazendo lição de casa e cheiro de lavanda no ar”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean introvert (I): most tweets center on their internal state, loneliness, and feeling different, like wanting to disappear from others’ memories in “genuinamente gostaria de me apagar da memoria de todas as pessoas” and preferring solitude even at home in “quando eu quero ficar sozinha mas tenho uma irma de 12 anos”. Their focus is strongly feeling (F): they process life through emotions and relationships rather than detached logic, evident in posts about grief and family such as “hj faz 5 anos sem minha mae e eu achei q nao duraria nem 2, parabens pra mim” and self-worth like “qcho que n existe um dia q eu n me sinta inferior a todos, principalmente no mercado de trabalho pqp”. Their values and imagination suggest intuition (N): they dream in scenarios and meanings more than pure concrete details, as in the idealized future home scenes of “almejo pelo domingo que estarei fazendo o feijão do almoço com a casa limpa… e cheiro de lavanda no ar” and the imagined independent life in “não vejo a hora de morar no meu apartamento com varanda… tomando uma taça de vinho sozinha”. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they often feel overwhelmed, unstructured, and reactive to circumstances—see “essa gravacao ta horrivel essa q eu to fazendo mds” and the chaotic work/study load in “terça trabalhei das 14 as 23:30… ja tava ficando maluco”—yet still hold many open-ended dreams rather than strict plans. Combining introversion, emotional depth, idealistic daydreaming, and a somewhat disorganized but imaginative lifestyle, they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever get that Sunday you dreamed of—clean house, feijão on the stove, kids doing homework and lavender in the air—can I be the extra guest on the balcony washing the dishes so you just have to dance to K‑pop and look at the nature you love?
- You said you might ‘desistir do cinema’, but hear me out: we already have the plot. Overworked editor assumes a gerência in two months, plans her own dramatic ending, then accidentally meets someone who just wants to buy furniture with her and stare at apartments to rent. Very arthouse, very us.
- You talked about wanting to sit alone on your varanda with a glass of wine, listening to Young Turks Club and not worrying about A3 or work… I volunteer to be the neighbor across the hall who keeps ‘coincidentally’ showing up with more wine and fewer worries.
- For someone who feels inferior at work and in life, you’ve already survived five years without your mom, changed jobs, pulled insane shifts, still take care of your sister, and even daydream about your future home. That doesn’t sound ‘bosta’ to me—sounds like the kind of person I’d proudly tell my friends I’m seeing.
- You said people only notice your dimples after years… I promise I’d notice them on day one—probably right after I notice the way your face lights up when you talk about your friends, parks, K‑pop, and that future apartment with a view I’d really like to see with you.
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Cinema student, freelance editor & overworked manager-in-training. Grieving, healing, still dancing to NCT/EXO and planning my tiny apartment with a view.– @jinhyeongbf
Your signature cocktail
Metanol & Moonlight (But Make It Safe)
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, like catching the last bus full of dudes after a double shift while dreaming of your own balcony: “saindo 22:30 pra entrar 10h no dia seguinte” and “chegando em casa 00:40 pra fazer freela as 6 da manha” become the cold brew kick and stiff cachaça/gin base. The pink grapefruit brings a sharp, bittersweet hit that mirrors the way you talk about your body and appearance, from “pqp eu so mt feia vai se fude” to “acho q uma das coisas mais tristes é tirar uma foto de corpo inteiro com a familia e não conseguir nem ver por insegurança do seu tamanho kkkk”. Lavender syrup nods to your soft domestic dreams of a future Sunday with kids and clean house: “almejo pelo domingo que estarei fazendo o feijão do almoço… e cheiro de lavanda no ar”. The sparkling water and rosemary sprig are that little resilient sparkle you still show dancing, loving nature and your friends: “amo dançar, amo mostrar kpop para as pessoas, amo olhar a natureza, amo falar da minha família :(” and “amo meus amigos, fico feliz de que consegui pessoas tao legais e importantes durante a faculdade”. The name riffs on your dark humor about wanting bad gin: “to com vontade de sair comprar um gin de 10 pra ver se tenho a sorte de vim com metanol”, but this version keeps the drama in the flavor, not the hospital records.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong Hufflepuff-style work ethic and perseverance: they repeatedly describe exhausting schedules and still pushing through, like working long shifts and freelancing early in the morning, then softening the complaint by appreciating small positives such as a tip in “terca trabalhei das 14 as 23:30 quarta das 10h as 19h quinta das 11h as 22h ja tava ficando maluco ai hj ganhei uma caixinha de 200 reais e ficou tud bem” and “chegando em casa 00:40 pra fazer freela as 6 da manha”. Loyalty and value for close relationships are central: they talk warmly about friends and family in tweets like “amo meus amigos, fico feliz de que consegui pessoas tao legais e importantes durante a faculdade” and “amo dançar, amo mostrar kpop para as pessoas, amo olhar a natureza, amo falar da minha família :(”. They idealize a humble, cozy life built around care and routine rather than glory or status, as seen in their domestic daydream in “almejo pelo domingo que estarei fazendo o feijão do almoço com a casa limpa, escutando histórias assombradas com meus filhos...”. Even when depressed and overwhelmed, they keep showing up to work and studies, as in “primeira entrega de a3 foi feita, agr falta a de sexta q preciso terminar um escultura ainda fazer slide e relatório meu deus”, which reflects classic Hufflepuff persistence rather than Ravenclaw intellectual pride or Slytherin strategic ambition. Their ambitions around jobs and housing exist, but they are framed more as wanting stability and a fair shot—e.g. “fico feliz sempre que vejo meus amigos conseguindo trabalho na area, mas ao mesmo tempo me sinto inutil porque eu sou o unico que nao consegue entrar”—rather than domination or prestige, reinforcing a Hufflepuff core of hard work, loyalty, and longing for secure, kind relationships.
Your movie
Your song
Breathe Me - Sia
A well–suited song for @jinhyeongbf is “Breathe Me” by Sia, because it captures the mix of exhaustion, self‑doubt, and quiet longing for care that runs through their timeline. They frequently express intense hopelessness and suicidal ideation, like in “planejo me matar antes do natal”, “vou me matar” and “quando vc comeca a realmente voltar com planos serios de suicidio mds”, which reflects the song’s themes of feeling broken and asking not to be left alone. The lyrics about being their own worst enemy parallel tweets such as “como pode eu ser a pessoa mais idiota do mundo pqp” and “eu odeio minha casa, odeio meu trabalho, odeio minha faculdade, odeio minha vida”. At the same time, there is a yearning for warmth and a better future—seen in dreams of a peaceful home life in “almejo pelo domingo que estarei fazendo o feijão do almoço com a casa limpa…” and of living alone in their own apartment in “não vejo a hora de morar no meu apartamento com varanda…”—which matches the song’s fragile hope that someone might stay and care. Their grief for their mother, like “hj faz 5 anos sem minha mae e eu achei q nao duraria nem 2”, and their sense of being lost and overwhelmed by work and study, as in “minha cabeca ta tao cheia que cada dia penso mais em desistir do cinema”, further echo the song’s atmosphere of vulnerability and emotional fatigue.
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