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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, artsy, and a bit existential. Like Lisa, they’re intellectually and spiritually curious, talking about tarot and entities, e.g. “the tarot fonfirmou q a entidade q eu via quando criança era o exu caveira q lindo isso” and “queto vomprar baralho cigano”. They struggle with heavy emotions and school stress much like Lisa’s angsty side: “se eu tiver outrs rwcaida nas trevas e desespero vou me forçar a ir pra escola msm assim pqp isso não eh vida não” and “essa wscola explicada NADA da recuperação mds vou me matwr”. Their artistic and fandom passions (Genshin, HSR, music, OCs) echo Lisa’s creative, nerdy obsessions, as seen in “photobashing fo meu apócrifo Ai foi mt divertidinho faz3r isso” and “to viciado em fazer coisa no avatar cstaloguw”. At the same time, they’re loving and dramatic with friends and pets, like Lisa with her close relationships: “ai gente eu amo mt meus amigos” and “Eu apenas tenho coração puro e boas intenções por isso eles me amam”. Overall, the mix of sensitivity, creativity, overthinking, and occasional melodrama fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic Bart or laid‑back Homer.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solitary activities like gacha games, tarot, and listening to music rather than parties or big social events, and even when talking about friends it’s online/close-circle focused, e.g. “ai gente eu amo mt meus amigos” and lots of reactions to specific friends like Liz and Anul rather than broad socializing. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive (N): they enjoy symbolism and the supernatural (tarot, past lives, Exu Caveira) and speak in a very imaginative, non-literal way, like “queto vomprar baralho cigano”, “quero fazer tiragem pra eu ver sobre minha vida passada sera q da ruim”, and “o tarot fonfirmou q a entidade q eu via quando criança era o exu caveira q lindo isso”. They clearly prioritize Feeling (F): tweets are driven by emotion, affection, and personal values (“eu amo mt meus amigos”, “te adoro amiga paçoca vc eh a unica de vdd”, “como pode eu odiar tanto algm q um dia amei tanto”) rather than detached logic or argumentation. Their lifestyle reads as perceiving (P): they often sound scattered, impulsive, and in-the-moment—swinging between gacha decisions like “to numa duvida seria se eu continuo atirando ra pegar a ineffa ou eu deixo o garantido pro varka”, school stress (“essa wscola explicada NADA da recuperação mds vou me matwr”), and sudden moods (“se eu tiver outrs rwcaida nas trevas e desespero vou me forçar a ir pra escola msm assim”) rather than structured, planned-out. The blend of introspective emotion, fantasy/symbolic interests, strong attachment to friends and fictional characters, and somewhat chaotic, open-ended decision-making fits best with INFP.

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Tarot enjoyer, gacha strategist & cat pillow. Once mistook rain sounds for frying chicken and got hungry instead of sleepy.– @jiyongtesao

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes bright guava vodka with a chaotic edge, echoing their all‑caps emotional swings like “vou mw matar” and “EU PROVAVELMENTE ERA HERDEIRO NA M8NHA VIDA PASSADA VSFDDDD”. Matcha syrup adds a soft, introspective sweetness for moments of spiritual/occult curiosity such as “queto vomprar baralho cigano” and “quero fazer tiragem pra eu ver sobre minha vida passada sera q da ruim”. Tart passion fruit juice represents their dramatic gaming salt and strong opinions, from “AI Q MALDITO EU ODEIO ESSE BOSS SEMANAL PQP VSFD VARKA” to “queria dar 3 bicuda na cara do furfur”. Sparkling citrus soda captures their hyper, meme‑y timeline energy and love for friends and fandom chaos, like “ai gente eu amo mt meus amigos” and the whole Cenáculo circus in “cenaculo figuras geometricas pacoca circulo yosu hexágono liz quadrado eu retangulo anul triângulo snowy oval”. Finally, the edible glitter and gummy cat nod to their soft spot for pets and cute things, as seen in “que fofura elas em fila” and “meu irmão ficou indignado pq o bonitinho subiu em cima de mim pra dormir”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center friendships, affection, and loyalty, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They gush about their friends with things like “ai gente eu amo mt meus amigos” and playfully celebrate specific people in their circle, e.g. “te adoro amiga paçoca vc eh a unica de vdd E o felps por algum motivo”, showing a strong focus on personal bonds. They are also notably kind and protective toward animals and beings close to them, saying about their pets “Eu apenas tenho coração puro e boas intenções por isso eles me amam” and showing empathy by defending others like “coitado eh o primeiro emprego dele” and criticizing excessive hate: “gente wsse hate todo na ironmouse ja ta cringe ja viu pode parar”. Their self-deprecating humor about helping others, such as “ajudei um pobre columbina main Minhas boas ações ja se esgotaram pra esse mes”, still reveals a pattern of pitching in and supporting people around them. While they show creativity and niche interests, their defining throughline is warmth, loyalty, and everyday kindness rather than ambition or showy heroism, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them well is Nobody by Mitski, because it balances melancholy, loneliness, and a sort of self-aware humor that matches their timeline. They openly reference Mitski and look forward to her work, like when they said they thought the new album was out already but realized it was only next month: “eu pensei q o album da mitski lançava hoje fui todo animado ver e percebi agr q eh so mes q vem”. Their tweets swing between exhaustion and emotional intensity, such as “vou mw matar” and “como pode eu odiar tanto algm q um dia amei tanto”, echoing the song’s themes of wanting connection and feeling overwhelmed. At the same time, they clearly treasure their friends and pets — for example, “ai gente eu amo mt meus amigos” and the story about the pet choosing to sleep on them because they have a “pure heart”: “Eu apenas tenho coração puro e boas intenções por isso eles me amam”. Nobody’s mix of vulnerability, yearning, and a bit of dramatic flair captures that combination of emotional depth, online humor, and introspective vibes that runs through their tweets.

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