Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about joy, stress and longing, like missing her mom in “que saudades da minha mãe” and being overwhelmed by concerts in “ontem foi o melhor dia da minha vida”.
- Affectionate-fan: Shows strong admiration and warmth toward artists such as Marina, Ebony and Melly in tweets like “VI A MARINA ABRACEI A MARINA…” and “MELLY TE AMOOO”.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently interacts with friends and strangers, e.g., making a new friend who buys her drinks in “fiz amizade com um viado que me pagou 3 beats e 2 cervejas” and enjoying talkative people in “adoro pessoas que falam pelo cotovelo”.
- Humorously-dramatic: Uses exaggerated, comedic language to tell stories, like the heat rant in “tava me sentindo no próprio inferno” and joking about being broke in “eu tenho dinheiro da passagem 20 reias e um sonho”.
- Family-oriented: Mentions and values family bonds, such as affection and humor about her mother in “que saudades da minha mãe” and “minha mãe colocou a certidão de divórcio dela num quadro”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Often wishes harm on others in frustration, like “porra mulher chata do caralho… jogue ela do 33 andar desse prédio” and “hj eu mato 5 pessoas”.
- Self-destructive-talk: Uses language about death or self-harm when overwhelmed, as in “vontade súbita de me matarei” and “ai me matava”.
- Work-burnout: Repeatedly complains about exhaustion and dissatisfaction at work, like “to trabalhando mas queria mesmo é tá em casa dormindo… que cansaço”, “desgraça odeio sentir tesão no trabalho”, and “DESGRAÇA RAPAZ NGM QUER TRABALGAR HJ NÃO É”.
- Financial-strain: Expresses difficulty managing money and needing to restrict herself, as in “me sobrou 400 reais pra tankar até dia 23… vou me trancar em casa” and stressing over high costs in “vou chorar tá caríssimo”.
- Impulsive-desire: Shows strong impulsive tendencies around romance, sex and crushes, like “beber dá tesão tirem as beats de mim ou mandarei mensagens”, “gente acho q to apaixonada”, and planning to deactivate when dating in “quando eu estiver namorando vou desativar aqui”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very emotionally intense, self-aware, and socially observant person, which fits Lisa Simpson more than the others. They constantly comment on social dynamics and injustice, like criticizing regional arrogance in tweets such as “esse povo com síndrome de protagonista eh foda”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to call out unfairness. There’s also a clear introspective streak and self-blame in posts like “gente aparentemente o problema é eu msm” and dark humor about stress and mental health like “vontade súbita de me matarei”, similar to Lisa’s frequent bouts of melancholy and overthinking. At the same time, they’re deeply passionate and nerdy about the artists they love, obsessing over shows and meet-and-greets—see the ecstatic chain from “VI A MARINA ABRACEI A MARINA VI A EBONY” to “GENTE PQP ABRACEI A MARINA SENA”—which mirrors Lisa’s intense fandom for her idols (like Bleeding Gums Murphy). Finally, they juggle work, study, and money anxiety—“to fazendo trabalho de estagiário odiei” and “mds me sobrou 400 reais pra tankar até dia 23 de fevereiro”—in a way that feels like Lisa’s overburdened, high-pressure student life, just aged up and extremely online.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is full of parties, shows, and socializing, like getting drinks from a new friend in “fiz amizade com um viado que me pagou 3 beats e 2 cervejas mds”, clubbing in “os meninos de dendenzeiros do meu lado na batekoo”, and excitedly hugging artists in “VI A MARINA ABRACEI A MARINA VI A EBONY… EU ABRACEI ELAAAA”. They show Intuition (N) through imaginative, big-picture reactions and dramatic hypotheticals rather than concrete detail focus, like “beber dá tesão tirem as beats de mim ou mandarei mensagens” and the playful overstatement in “quando eu estiver namorando vou desativar aqui.”. Their decisions and judgments are clearly Feeling (F)-driven, centered on emotions, relationships, and aesthetic love for artists and friends, as in “eu amo tudo nesse vídeo” and “essa mulher não ser minha me adoece”, alongside intense emotional swings like “vontade súbita de me matarei”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: they improvise, complain about work instead of structured focus in “hj to fingindo que to trabalhando até o horário da apresentação”, spend spontaneously and then react in “mds me sobrou 400 reais pra tankar até dia 23 de fevereiro vou me trancar em casa”, and embrace last‑minute, feeling-led choices like “e se eu for pra poa?”. Taken together—social energy, expressive emotionality, imaginative language, and flexible lifestyle—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you got that happy-but-dead-inside face at work, imagine how you’d look after a night out where I’m the one buying you 3 beats and 2 beers instead of that random gay guy 👀
- You survived the inferno heat where 5 people almost passed out and still went scream-singing at Ebony and Marina shows… be honest, are you training to tank the hell that is dating me or what?
- You hugged Marina Sena, saw Ebony live, AND still say ‘ontem foi o melhor dia da minha vida’ — give me one date and I promise you’ll have to tweet a sequel thread re-ranking your ‘melhor dia’ list.
- You keep saying you hate feeling horny at work and that drinking gives you ‘tesão’… I’m just here wondering if we should schedule this crush for after office hours or if we start with a happy hour and let destiny (and the beats) decide.
- You joked about having only ‘20 reais e um sonho’ — I’ve got the same, but my dream is very specific: a cheap bus ride, a loud show, and a blurry photo where only your eye appears next to mine in your gallery forever.
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Marketing by day, concerts by night. Once lost my voice at an Ebony & Marina Sena show and still went to work smiling like the walking dead.– @jjulstan2003
Your signature cocktail
Batekoo Burnout Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with chili flakes for the chaotic horny energy of “beber dá tesão tirem as beats de mim ou mandarei mensagens” and the murderous exaggerations of “hj eu mato 5 pessoas”. Guava nectar brings a tropical, soft sweetness that nods to their emotional side, like missing home in “que saudades da minha mãe” and loving their gallery in “nunca vou cansar da minha galeria”. Sparkling water captures the fizzy high of nights out—meeting idols and screaming in all caps like “VI A MARINA ABRACEI A MARINA VI A EBONY” and “ontem foi o melhor dia da minha vida”. Lime juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter edge that mirrors the exhaustion of “to trabalhando mas queria mesmo é tá em casa dormindo jss que cansaço” and having only “400 reais pra tankar até dia 23 de fevereiro”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter represents their starstruck, dramatic fandom in “MARINA CASA CMGGGF” and the way they get enfeitiçado by divas in “TO ENFEITICADOOO”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly chaotic drink: perfect for someone who can go from office burnout to front-row scream-singing in one night.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show clear Hufflepuff traits of warmth, loyalty, and being very people‑oriented. Their adoration for artists and friends is intense and affectionate, like when they gush about Marina and Ebony: “VI A MARINA ABRACEI A MARINA VI A EBONY TENHO FOTO COM A EBONY ABRACEI A MARINA MEU DEUS EU ABRACEI ELAAAA” and “EU AMO ELAAAAASS”, which suggests a loyal, big‑hearted fan rather than a detached or ironic one. They consistently position themselves as a supportive listener in friendships, saying “adoro pessoas que falam pelo cotovelo pq elas ficam falando e eu fico assim ouvindo pois sou ouvinte”, a very Hufflepuff "good friend" stance. Their work tweets show them grinding through exhaustion instead of scheming a way out, for example “to trabalhando mas queria mesmo é tá em casa dormindo jss que cansaço” and “desgraça RAPAZ NGM QUER TRABALGAR HJ NÃO É”, which fits the house known for endurance and hard work even when they complain. There’s emotion and drama, but little evidence of Slytherin‑style calculated ambition or Ravenclaw intellectualism—what stands out most is the way they cherish people, memories, and experiences, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Enfeitiçada - Marina Sena
A song that best suits them is Enfeitiçada by Marina Sena, because their timeline revolves around intense crush energy, nightlife, and queer pop fandom. They literally say “TO ENFEITICADOOO” and repeatedly post about Marina, from “MARINA CASA CMGGGF” to the ecstatic “GENTE PQP ABRACEI A MARINA SENA”. The song’s vibe of being bewitched by desire mirrors tweets like “beber dá tesão tirem as beats de mim ou mandarei mensagens” and “gente acho q to apaixonada”. At the same time, their mix of exhaustion and drama in everyday life, such as “desgraça odeio sentir tesão no trabalho” and “mds hj no trabalho o povo falando que eu to feliz mas com cara de morta”, fits the song’s dramatic, emotional pop energy. Their adoration for Brazilian queer/alt divas like Marina, Ebony, and Melly, shown in posts like “VI A MARINA ABRACEI A MARINA VI A EBONY”, makes a Marina Sena anthem the most fitting soundtrack for their life.
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