Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: Uses dramatic, playful language to entertain, like “YES YES YES YES YES YES… PEAK PEAK PEAK…” and “MAN FUCK YOU ☹️☹️🤤🥺☹️☹️🥺”.
- Engaged reviewer: Writes structured mini‑reviews for Oreimo with scores and reasoning, e.g. “Oreimo Episode 1 Review: (Ignoring any knowledge about the future of this show) 8.4/10…”.
- Community oriented: Frequently invites interaction, such as “also guys dont forget i have a strawpage send me stuff please” and “comment pls”.
- Creative ambition: Is actively creating stories and OCs, e.g. “This is Katy Fern, the mc of the story im writing…” and “Guys meet my new oc…”.
- Media passion: Shows deep enthusiasm for fiction and horror, like “Guys PLEASE read House of Leaves ITS SO PEAK PLEASE” and “I love fiction”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑doubt: Frequently questions own state or value, e.g. “I feel like something is wrong Either with me or something in my life…” and bio line “im cool i think”.
- Creative frustration: Often feels blocked or unsatisfied with output, like “Oh life give me the ability to create shit PLEASE”, “I lost all creativity…”, and “literally nothing comes out”.
- Sleep neglect: Admits chronic poor sleep, e.g. “I don‘t remember the last time I‘ve slept a normal amount of time”.
- Weather stress: Frequently distressed by cold and snow, like “ITS FUCKING SNOWING AGAIN???”, “Oh my god im so cold”, and “Fuckass cold eating my ass off”.
- Algorithm fixation: Regularly worries about reach and engagement, e.g. “I feel like the algorithm neutered me what happened” and the meta joke “‘Engagement bait’… Anyway comment pls”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read and genuinely love strange, ambitious books like House of Leaves, urging others to try it too, just like Lisa pushes niche interests on everyone: “Guys PLEASE read House of Leaves ITS SO PEAK PLEASE”. They’re highly introspective and openly anxious about creativity and self-expression, mirroring Lisa’s constant struggle to turn big thoughts into art and writing: “can someone tell me how the hell im supposed to put my thoughts into words on paper everytime i sit down to write literally nothing comes out”. Their feed shows earnest media analysis and ratings, like the detailed Oreimo episode reviews, which is very Lisa-coded media nerd energy: “Oreimo Episode 1 Review: (Ignoring any knowledge about the future of this show) 8.4/10 Relatively strong start...”. They also carry a low-key melancholy and sense that something’s off in their life, expressing it frankly in a way Lisa often does: “I feel like something is wrong Either with me or something in my life But I can‘t figure out what Something just feels off”. On top of that, their love for niche anime, horror, ergodic literature, and OC creation shows the same mix of nerdy passion and emotional vulnerability that defines Lisa Simpson at her most relatable.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most posts are about solitary media consumption (anime, books, games) and internal states rather than parties or big social plans, like “can someone tell me how the hell im supposed to put my thoughts into words on paper everytime i sit down to write literally nothing comes out” and “I lost all creativity all my new ocs are based off random shit and are undeveloped as hell”. Their interests and concerns are highly conceptual and imaginative, pointing to Intuition: they love horror, ergodic literature, and meta-writing ideas such as “Yo guys would you still fw me if I make the writing preminiscent to ergodic literature and have a very unreliable narrator ((((((Heavily inspired by house of leaves))))))”. They prioritize feelings, values, and emotional reactions over detached logic, suggesting Feeling: note the emotional language and empathy in “I feel like something is wrong Either with me or something in my life But I can‘t figure out what” and the desire to be understood via music in “I want someone to listen to my entire playlist and then judge me as a person”. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous rather than tightly scheduled, fitting Perceiving: they frequently mention forgetting or struggling to act on plans like “can someone tell me how the hell im supposed to put my thoughts into words on paper everytime i sit down to write literally nothing comes out” and casually restarting/considering games and shows such as “Guys should I start playing Limbus Company again” and “Lowkenuinely wanted to start Onimai but I forgot”. Overall, the combination of introspective emotional posts, love of complex fiction (House of Leaves, horror, meta structure), and a loose, go-with-the-flow approach aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking, “Guys should I start playing Limbus Company again,” but have you considered queueing me instead? We can get lost in the City lore together and call it our own little Stygian nirvana run.
- You rated Oreimo episode 3 a 9/10 for finally having an actual conflict—how about we aim for a 10/10 episode where the only conflict is who pauses the anime to go make fries for us first?
- House of Leaves rereads, ergodic writing ideas, and an unreliable narrator OC like Katy Fern… I’m just saying, if you ever need a co-writer who’s reliably obsessed with you, my schedule is wide open.
- You said consuming horror and creepypasta shaped your interests—lucky for me, because the scariest thing about you is how jump-scare-level fast my heart rate spikes whenever you tweet “Good morning guys.”
- You want someone to listen to your entire playlist and judge you as a person; I volunteer as tribute. Worst case, your Vocaloid walls and anime OSTs just prove what I already suspect—that your taste in media is almost as good as your taste in profile aesthetic.
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Stygian-based writer & horror enjoyer. Reviewing anime, overanalyzing House of Leaves, and freezing in 4 layers of clothing while doing it.– @JK3vlar
Your signature cocktail
House of Leaves & Vocaloid Freeze
This cocktail starts with an absinthe rinse for their love of weird, mind-bending media and ergodic vibes, inspired by them “rereading house of leaves” and wanting to write something “heavily inspired by house of leaves” in “Yo guys would you still fw me if I make the writing preminiscent to ergodic literature…”. The vodka–cold brew base reflects both their insomnia and tired energy in posts like “I don‘t remember the last time I‘ve slept a normal amount of time” and “God im so tired Good morning!”. Melon liqueur adds a bright, anime-coded sweetness for their weeb side in tweets like “Watching peak in school”, their Re:Zero obsession in “Doing another one of these Which Re:Zero self insert/oc has the most aura?”, and their gacha/anime game posts like “Guys should I start playing the anime horse racing game (umamusume)”. Blackcurrant syrup gives a bittersweet edge for their dramatic, sometimes off-kilter mood in “I feel like something is wrong Either with me or something in my life But I can‘t figure out what” and their delight in horror like “God I wanna play more horror games horror yum yummy horror” and “I think consuming so much creepypasta and horror content when I was younger had absolutely shaped my interests today”. Tonic water over crushed ice captures their perpetual freezing, winter-cursed life in posts like “Lifethreatening snowstorm tomorrow!! I‘m so excited guys!! IM SO SICK OF WINTER WHEN DOES THIS END ☹️☹️☹️”, “Hey guys in the south hows the sun Because im freezing over here”, and “Dude I got like 4 layers of pants on and 3.5 layers of tops plus scarf hat and other stuff yet im still cold fuck my chud life”. Overall it’s a strong but playful, slightly chaotic drink, just like someone who says “Welcome to nirvana bro 🥹🥹 |✧| he/him |✧| im cool i think |✧| eventual comeback” while looping Vocaloid in “I say I like all types of music but ive basically only been listening to vocaloid for months now”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
John shows a strong mix of analytical thinking and love of media critique that leans heavily Ravenclaw. They do a structured review series of Oreimo, giving numerical scores and breaking down themes and character dynamics in detail, e.g. “Oreimo Episode 2 Review: 8.7/10 I feel it‘s definitely a strong second episode where the dynamic between both of them gets more revealed/grows. We also get to see some glimpses of both their daily lives, which leads to the main topic, online friends and meetups.” and “Oreimo Episode 1 Review: (Ignoring any knowledge about the future of this show) 8.4/10 Relatively strong start to a slice of life anime. While the themes are peculiar I find the concept of the closeted otaku sister opening up to her relatively normal brother rather interesting.”. They are clearly drawn to complex, experimental writing and meta-structure, as seen in their enthusiasm for House of Leaves — “Guys PLEASE read House of Leaves ITS SO PEAK PLEASE” and “Yo guys would you still fw me if I make the writing preminiscent to ergodic literature and have a very unreliable narrator ((((((Heavily inspired by house of leaves))))))” — which is quintessential Ravenclaw-esque love of challenging texts and formal experimentation. They also agonize over how to articulate ideas in writing, asking “can someone tell me how the hell im supposed to put my thoughts into words on paper everytime i sit down to write literally nothing comes out”, showing a reflective, idea-focused inner life more than a purely social or status-driven one. While they have some Hufflepuff-ish warmth toward friends and community (e.g. “My little Star got a banger So proud 🥹🥹”), the throughline of critical analysis, fascination with narrative structure, and self-conscious creativity makes Ravenclaw the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
GHOST RULE - DECO*27 feat. Hatsune Miku
A well‑known Vocaloid track like “GHOST RULE” fits them perfectly because they openly admit they’ve been deep in Vocaloid for months: “I say I like all types of music but ive basically only been listening to vocaloid for months now”. The song’s themes of insecurity, self‑doubt, and wanting to be seen as “cool” line up with their bio, where they say “im cool i think”, and with posts like “I feel like something is wrong Either with me or something in my life But I can‘t figure out what Something just feels off”. They frequently talk about losing creativity and struggling to express themselves, as in “can someone tell me how the hell im supposed to put my thoughts into words on paper everytime i sit down to write literally nothing comes out” and “I lost all creativity all my new ocs are based off random shit and are undeveloped as hell”, which mirrors the song’s frustration with one’s own perceived failures. Their love of horror and psychologically tense media, shown by “God I wanna play more horror games horror yum yummy horror” and “Guys PLEASE read House of Leaves ITS SO PEAK PLEASE”, also matches the intense, dramatic emotional tone of GHOST RULE. Overall, the track’s mix of high‑energy sound, online‑age angst, and self‑critical lyrics resonates strongly with the way they tweet about themselves, their interests, and their mental state.
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