Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares excitement, fear, and affection, like celebrating friends’ tickets (“MINHAS AMIGAS COSNEGUIRAM PIT PORRAAAAAAA WAR IS OVER”) and talking about crying when discussing feelings (“eu sou igual a ela n consigo falar sobre meus proprios sentimentos sem chorar”).
- Loyal friend: Reorganizes life to help friends, like changing an appointment to fight Ticketmaster for them (“mudei o horario da minha manutencao amanha pra bater ponto na ticketmaster e ajudar minhas amigas vao ter ingresso pit SIM”) and celebrating their success (“venci a ticketmaster war pra minhas amigas!! vao pro show do harry styles SIM”).
- Socially aware: Shows strong opinions on politics and social issues, criticizing disinformation and reactionary content (“que pavor de gente desinformada nessa timeline... é esforço pra ser ignorante e burra”) and calling out Nikolas Ferreira (“queria q aquele raio tivesse caido direto nos chifre do nikolas ferreira”).
- Humoristic: Uses humor and exaggeration about everyday situations, like the boyfriend yelling at Clash Royale instead of sleeping (“meu namorado entrou pro quarto dizendo q ia dormir mas daqui da sala to ouvindo ele xingando alguem no clash royale”) and joking about a boat in the backyard (“tem uma lancha no meu quintal mds”).
- Affectionate partner: Talks about their boyfriend warmly, calling him “my baby” on their lap (“meu nenem está dormindo em meus bracos (namorado e na vdd ele so ta com a cabeca no meu colo)”) and sharing domestic moments with care.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses profanity and insults, like telling people to “take it up the ass and eat shit” (“juro eu so sei mandar os outros tomar no cu comer merda e etc”) and cursing at others in debates (“vai ser burro assim no inferno desgraçado”).
- Quickly irritated: Shows low tolerance for frustration, getting very angry at apps, TV shows and people, like raging at the DM password feature (“sem compreender essa necessidade de senha... aplicativo de MERDA nao tem mais oq inventar”) and calling the country “cursed” after unmuting something (“odiei ter desmutado essa merda meu deus que país amaldiçoado esse nosso”).
- Self-critical: Speaks negatively about their own communication, saying they can only curse instead of reasoning clearly (“nao consigo nunca raciocinar algo clean”), which may reinforce a poor self-image about expressing themselves calmly.
- Judgmental tone: Often labels others harshly, calling people “imbecil” for political posts (“so foi ela se mudar pra sp que desde entao so posta coisa de nikolas ferreira igual uma imbecil”) and “essa mana eh mt mico obcecada” (“essa mana eh mt mico obcecada nao a mulesta”).
- Anxious worrier: Shows strong anxiety about external events and queues, like “vomiting from nerves” about tickets (“vou vomitar de nervoso”) and saying they’d “go crazy in a week” without outside news (“serio eu endoidaria em 1 semana sem noticia do mundo externo”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: sharp-tongued, politically opinionated, and emotionally intense, but still very caring with friends and family. Like Lisa, they openly rant about ignorance and disinformation, e.g. “que pavor de gente desinformada nessa timeline… é esforço pra ser ignorante e burra porra”, and have strong political stances, wishing a lightning strike on “os chifre do nikolas ferreira”. They show idealistic devotion to their faves (BTS, Harry Styles), rearranging life around them and treating ticket sales like a moral crusade, as in “mudei o horario da minha manutencao amanha pra bater ponto na ticketmaster e ajudar minhas amigas vao ter ingresso pit SIM” and “venci a ticketmaster war pra minhas amigas!! vao pro show do harry styles SIM”. Their sensitivity and self-awareness also fit Lisa: they're frustrated with job-market hypocrisy in “dizem q nao tao procurando alguem com experiencia e depois voce perde a vaga pra alguem que… TEM mais experiencia” and admit struggling with expressing feelings cleanly in “eu so sei mandar os outros tomar no cu… nao consigo nunca raciocinar algo clean”. Beneath the swearing and sarcasm is someone thoughtful, socially aware, and emotionally invested in the people and media they love—very Lisa, just with way more cussing.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, rant live about reality shows and fandom events, and share family and relationship moments publicly (e.g., joking about their boyfriend gaming instead of sleeping in “meu namorado entrou pro quarto dizendo q ia dormir mas daqui da sala to ouvindo ele xingando alguem no clash royale” and talking about their grandma and her friends drinking and rating dentures in “minha avó e as amigas dela estao bebendo e avaliando a qualidade da dentadura delas mds”). They show a mix of sensory detail and pattern spotting but lean Intuitive: they often generalize from specific events into patterns or predictions, like turning a single internship experience into a systemic observation in “interessante quando vc ta numa entrevista de estagio dizem q nao tao procurando alguem com experiencia e depois voce perde a vaga pra alguem que sempre necessariamente TEM mais experiencia. nao q seja regrado mas eh um padrao q se segue quase smp”. Their judgments are clearly Feeling-oriented: they react strongly to perceived injustice and moral issues, often in emotional, value-laden language such as “que pavor de gente desinformada nessa timeline… vai tomar no cu é esforço pra ser ignorante e burra porra” and political disgust in “queria q aquele raio tivesse caido direto nos chifre do nikolas ferreira”. The overall style is spontaneous and flexible, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about impulsive purchases solved by a lucky coincidence in “comprei negocio parcelado no impulso… ai me vem a minha mae pedindo dinheiro emprestado dizendo que devolve com um juros altissimo antes do vencimento” and embrace chaotic last‑minute success with Ticketmaster in “ticketmaster real nao tem regra, entrei faltando LITERAIS 30s PRA A FILA DE FORMAR e entrei nas compras 15min dps…”. At the same time, they can mobilize themselves around what they care about (rearranging a maintenance appointment just to help friends get tickets in “mudei o horario da minha manutencao amanha pra bater ponto na ticketmaster e ajudar minhas amigas vao ter ingresso pit SIM”), which fits the passionate, cause-driven, people-focused spontaneity typical of ENFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can beat the Ticketmaster war for your friends and manifest PIT for Harry and BTS, maybe you could help me secure the only seat I really want: right next to you during the show.
- You changed your maintenance schedule just to ‘clock in’ at Ticketmaster… if you ever reschedule a day just to see me, I swear I’ll treat our date with the same devotion you reserve for comeback day and BBB night combined.
- You woke up with a crab staring at you in bed and still survived Noronha ‘looking like the mouth of hell’—I’m just a person from outside the island, I promise I’m way less scary than that, wanna test the theory?
- You say you only know how to tell people to fuck off and eat shit, but you literally helped your mom with high‑interest ‘loans’ and your friends with PIT tickets… if that’s you being rude, I’m curious how dangerous you get when you’re actually being sweet.
- Your grandma and her friends drinking and rating their dentures, your boyfriend raging at Clash Royale in the next room, you yelling at BBB and Ticketmaster… that’s exactly the kind of chaotic Brazilian household energy I want to marry into—can I audition as the new son‑in‑law on Ilhados com a Sogra 2.0?
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Recife-based Noronha escapee. K-pop, BBB and ticket queues are my daily sports. Once woke up with a crab staring at me in bed.– @jkarirang
Your signature cocktail
Pitada do Inferno em Noronha
This drink is strong and chaotic, like someone who rearranges their whole day to fight the Ticketmaster war and wins for the crew, celebrating that “MINHAS AMIGAS COSNEGUIRAM PIT PORRAAAAAAA WAR IS OVER” (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2016878388833669542) while screaming about how “ticketmaster real nao tem regra” (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2016162842873880604). The cachaça base and tropical acerola–maracujá mix represent a loud, funny nordestina between Recife and Noronha, who wakes up with “um caranguejo na minha cama me encarando” (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2015868140639424690) and lives to tell the story. The sea-salt and chili rim is for the constant cursing and sharp tongue, from calling an app “aplicativo de MERDA” (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2018052154796188109) to wishing a lightning strike on “os chifre do nikolas ferreira” (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2015953243684094287). An espresso shot adds the hyper, reality-show-commentary energy of someone who will pause life to yell “pa eliminado jumentoooooo” (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2017362151585779977) at the TV yet still overthinks internships where they lose to more experienced people (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2018053801479918060). Finally, a splash of sparkling water keeps it a bit playful and young-at-heart, echoing the bio “youth is never coming back” and the way they cling to fandom joy, manifesting to see idols up close (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2015947594225078645) even while ranting that this “país amaldiçoado” (https://x.com/jkarirang/status/2018054866678010326) is on fire.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through blunt, confrontational bravery and a tendency to speak up impulsively. They repeatedly go on the offensive against people and institutions they see as ignorant or unjust, e.g. ranting about disinformation and willful ignorance: “que pavor de gente desinformada nessa timeline e ainda que apavora os outros mais desinformados ainda vai tomar no cu é esforço pra ser ignorante e burra porra”, and political figures: “queria q aquele raio tivesse caido direto nos chifre do nikolas ferreira”. They admit their default mode is aggressive, not diplomatic reasoning: “juro eu so sei mandar os outros tomar no cu comer merda e etc nao consigo nunca raciocinar algo clean”, which reflects classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and hot-headedness. Their emotional investment in reality shows and contestants, defending or attacking them very passionately (“sol foi nojenta agora viu que raiva do caralho desse levantamento de pauta sem razao”; “to com tanta pena dessa milena qria q ela ficasse bixinha vai quebrar meu coracao”) shows a strong sense of justice and courage to take sides. Even outside fandom, they frame stressful tasks as battles to be won, e.g. “venci a ticketmaster war pra minhas amigas!! vao pro show do harry styles SIM”, which fits Gryffindor’s combative, heroic self-image more than the quieter traits of the other houses.
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Like Crazy - Jimin
A fitting song for them is Like Crazy by Jimin, because it balances emotional intensity with escapist, night-out energy in a way that matches their timeline. They clearly love the track, saying “like crazy eh tao gostosa de ouvir tava cantando emocionada ate me engasguei”, which shows a strong emotional connection. Their bio, "youth is never coming back," echoes the song’s themes of clinging to fleeting moments and wanting to stay lost in a feeling rather than face reality. They often vent in a raw, chaotic way — for example, “juro eu so sei mandar os outros tomar no cu comer merda e etc nao consigo nunca raciocinar algo clean” — and Like Crazy similarly channels messy emotions and avoidance into something beautiful. Combined with their heavy K‑pop/BTS/Jimin fandom, this song captures both their taste and their dramatic, emotionally-charged way of experiencing life.
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