Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and pride in their boyfriend, like “eu te amo.”, “eu sou tão apaixonado pelo meu namorado”, and caring about his job interview “ansioso que meu amor vai pra entrevista de emprego”.
- Empathetic advocate: Speaks up for trans people and against hypocrisy, e.g. “precisamos romantizar garotos trans usarem roupas femininas...” and confronting transphobia “vou meter pau em gente transfobica”.
- Spiritual helper: Uses tarot as a tool to support others and themself, promoting their readings “tirem tarot cmg !!” and seeking guidance “indo ver conselhos no meu tarot”.
- Family‑oriented: Appreciates small acts of care from family, like valuing their brother buying food for them “o meu irmão gastando o dinheiro dele pra comprar coisa pra eu comer, que fofinho”.
- Playful friend: Shows a fun, affectionate side with friends and online ‘kids’, e.g. joking about Roblox “minhas kids puxando toda minha energia... voltar a jogar roblox com eles” and posting with friends “eu e minha melhor amg”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive impulses: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die or self‑harm, like “eu vou me matar.”, “eu só quero morrer”, and “abrindo meus pulsos a partir de agr”.
- Severe self‑criticism: Talks about being the problem and feeling unworthy, such as “eu que sou o problema msm gente” and “sou muito insuportável, por isso que ninguém fica.”.
- Anger outbursts: Frequently vents with intense hostility, e.g. “meu sonho eh matar esses caralho”, “vai se foder msm”, and “que inferno de mulher eu te odeio”.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid shifts between affection and despair, for example loving tweets about their boyfriend “eu durmo tão bem sentindo o cheiro dele” alongside posts like “de hj eu não passo” and “to tao puto q nem consigo dormir”.
- Maladaptive coping: Uses or threatens harmful behaviors to cope, like overdosing “vou pegar essas porra e tomar tudo pra ver se eu sumo de vez”, cutting “se minha mae vwr meu braço eu to fodido, tá horrível”, and substance fantasies “quase enchendo meu cu desse negócio pra ver se eu morro logo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely emotional, introspective, and often feels unseen or misunderstood, just like this user saying “I just want to feel seen” and “Look at me!! Please”. Like Lisa, they care deeply about justice and identity issues, calling out transphobia in “pode ser mulher pode ser homem pode ser criança pode ser idoso que eu vou meter pau em gente transfobica” and reflecting thoughtfully on how society treats trans people in “precisamos romantizar garotos trans usarem roupas femininas…”. They oscillate between vulnerability and determination, openly sharing pain in tweets like “eu só quero morrer” and “sla, eu so vivo por causa dele msm todo dia eu tentando suicídio”, but also seeking guidance and meaning through tarot in “indo ver conselhos no meu tarot”. At the same time, there is a strong, somewhat nerdy passion for their craft and interests, shown in “se até Jimin tira tarot ent pq vc não tira??” and “Minha tabela nova pra vocês !”, echoing Lisa’s earnest commitment to her beliefs and hobbies. Finally, their mix of affection for loved ones in “eu sou tão apaixonado pelo meu namorado” and feeling isolated in “a pior coisa é a solidão” mirrors Lisa’s constant tension between deep love for others and a lingering sense of loneliness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: many tweets show intense internal processing, loneliness, and self-focus rather than excitement about big social scenes, e.g. “a pior coisa é a solidão” and “prefiro ficar quieto na minha”. Their tarot work and value-driven commentary on gender expression suggest Intuition (N): they talk in conceptual terms about identity and hypocrisy, as in “precisamos romantizar garotos trans usarem roupas femininas… porém o ser humano é tão hipócrita…”, rather than focusing only on concrete facts. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are based on emotional hurt, affection, and worth, such as “eu só queria me sentir visto por você.” and “sou muito insuportável, por isso que ninguém fica.”, and they fiercely defend trans people from a values standpoint in “pode ser mulher… que eu vou meter pau em gente transfobica”. Their life appears emotionally turbulent and spontaneous, full of impulsive reactions and little indication of structured planning, aligning more with Perceiving (P) than Judging: they talk about self-harm and suicide attempts in the moment, like “vou pegar essas porra e tomar tudo pra ver se eu sumo de vez” and “sera que eu consigo ficar pelo menod 1 mes sem isso?”, which suggests struggling with consistency and long-term organization. Putting this together—introverted emotional depth, idealistic and identity-focused N, strongly value-driven F, and unstructured, reactive P—INFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “se até Jimin tira tarot ent pq vc não tira??” — so when are you reading my cards to see if it’s in my destiny to fall asleep smelling your boyfriend’s hoodie… but with you inside it?
- You keep saying “eu só quero morrer”, “abrindo meus pulsos”, “vou me cortar todinho” — I think you need a professional: I’m not a therapist, but I am fully qualified to spend the whole night validating you until that death wish gets bored and leaves.
- As a tarólogo who dreams of trying maconha, maybe we could make a deal: you pull a spread on our future, I’ll bring snacks for when you ‘want to vomit everything you didn’t eat yesterday’, and we see if the cards ship us.
- You’re obsessed with your namorado’s smell, keeps his blusinha, and still tweets “I just want to feel seen” — let me upgrade that: I want to see you, hear you rant, and be the one you cuddle when you can’t sleep because you’re ‘so puto’.
- You dragging transfobia, defending boys in ‘roupa feminina’ and girls in ‘roupa masculina’, and still thinking you’re the problem? Plot twist: the only thing wrong here is that I’m not yet the one you’re taking a bus to go see like you did with @uenajy.
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Tarot reader in Lucca, lover of good scents, loud music & chaotic timelines. Once read my own cards on a bus and scared three strangers into silence.– @jkcompintinha
Your signature cocktail
Tarot & Tremembé Tonic
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with burnt citrus peel, a sharp Brazilian backbone that matches their explosive venting and self‑destructive streak, like when they say “vou me cortar todinho mano vai se foder” and “eu só quero morrer”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, emotional sweetness for the way they love loudly and cling to their boyfriend’s presence and smell, as in “eu sou tão apaixonado pelo meu namorado” and “eu durmo tão bem sentindo o cheiro dele”. A shot of cold brew coffee reflects their mental exhaustion and late‑night spirals, echoing “to tao cansado mentalmente” and “to tao puto q nem consigo dormir”, while keeping them wired enough to read cards as the tarólogo ⋆.𐙚 ̊ 🔮 they are. Sparkling lime soda lightens everything with a chaotic, fizzy edge that mirrors their irreverent humor and dramatic flair in tweets like “nossa que bicha engraçada” and the gleeful shade of “a minha personagem fav de tremembé eh a elize”. Finally, edible glitter and a sprig of rosemary nod to their tarot practice and spiritual vibe—glitter for the performative, online persona that says “tirem tarot cmg !!”, and rosemary as a cleansing herb to protect the trans, sensitive self who fights back against hate in “eu vou meter pau em gente transfobica”. This drink is strong, a little bitter, a little sweet, and undeniably dramatic—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style courage and emotional impulsiveness, especially around self-defense and defending others. For example, they state they will confront transphobia regardless of who it comes from: “pode ser mulher pode ser homem pode ser criança pode ser idoso que eu vou meter pau em gente transfobica”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s ‘stand up even when it’s hard’ ethos. Their timeline is full of raw, unfiltered emotional reactions and dramatic declarations such as “por isso que eu tenho que me matar msm” and “eu vou me matar.”, suggesting impulsive, feelings-first behavior rather than calculated Slytherin pragmatism or Ravenclaw detachment. At the same time, they show fierce protectiveness and passion for those they love, like their boyfriend and friends: “eu sou tão apaixonado pelo meu namorado” and “o meu irmão gastando o dinheiro dele pra comprar coisa pra eu comer, que fofinho”. While there is loyalty (Hufflepuff-coded) and a sense of being an outsider, the dominant pattern is bold confrontation, intense passion, and acting from the heart—classic Gryffindor traits.
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Your song
BORN AGAIN RUNAWAY - Ethel Cain
A well‑suited song for them is “BORN AGAIN RUNAWAY” by Ethel Cain, because it captures the mix of pain, longing, and defiance running through their timeline. Their tweets show recurrent suicidal ideation and self-harm, like “eu vou me matar.”, “abrindo meus pulsos a partir de agr”, and “vou pegar essas porra e tomar tudo pra ver se eu sumo de vez”, reflecting the song’s themes of wanting to disappear or escape. At the same time, there’s deep emotional attachment and romantic fixation, as in “eu sou tão apaixonado pelo meu namorado” and “eu durmo tão bem sentindo o cheiro dele”, which mirrors the song’s intense, messy love. They oscillate between feeling unseen and desperate to be noticed, like “I just want to feel seen” and “Look at me!! Please”, paralleling the song’s cry for recognition amid suffering. Finally, their mix of dark humor, spiritual/occult interest as a tarólogo and tweets like “indo ver conselhos no meu tarot” and “maior medo é sonhar com o satanas dnv ( eu tava tão ferrado que ele veio me dar conselho” aligns with the song’s haunting, gothic emotional landscape.
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