Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Friend: He deeply values long-term bonds, expressing “q sdd desse mlk nmrl os abraços dele me confortava” regarding old school friends.
- Grateful: He shows ambition to succeed so he can “dar tudo q ela gastou cm eu” back to his mother.
- Passionate Fan: He is a dedicated member of the BTS ARMY, constantly advocating for “votar crl” in fan competitions.
- Humorous: He uses self-deprecating humor and memes to handle stress, such as joking about his “miojo” diet.
- Resilient: Despite living through severe flooding in Rio Grande do Sul, he maintains communication and “tira uma soneca” to cope.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Spender: He admits to accidentally buying a 4k item on Plato because he “cliquei sem qre” instead of closing the app.
- Academic Procrastination: He actively avoids schoolwork, stating he “tnh q copiar td isso aq mas qm disse q eu to qrendo”.
- Short Tempered: He frequently posts aggressive vents, such as threatening to “bater nele” or “matar esse mlk” over minor annoyances.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: He often stays awake until dawn, tweeting “não posso dormir” and making food at 4:12 AM.
- Disorganized: He describes himself as “esquecido p carai” and struggles with basic needs like clean clothes during the rain.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson best: chaotic, funny, often complaining about school and authority but clearly sensitive underneath. They constantly rant about teachers and classes like Bart does, for example saying “professor fodido n eh possível um bgl desse” and “n aguent9 ma8s essa escola fodida qro meus amigo dvolta”, which echoes Bart’s rebellious, school-hating energy. Their humor is crude and impulsive — tweets like “buceta”, “vo bater nele”, and “vou enfiar o cllr dele no cu dele” sound exactly like Bart’s unfiltered, prankster side. At the same time, they show a soft, emotional core, missing friends and family with tweets like “q sdd desse mlk nmrl os abraços dele me confortava odeio mudar de escola”, similar to how Bart secretly cares a lot about people close to him. Their late‑night chaos and silly obsessions — from “04:12 i eu fznd miojo” to “amo ver alanzoka” — fit Bart’s hyper, easily-distracted, pop‑culture‑obsessed personality. Overall, the blend of mischief, swearing, school drama, and hidden tenderness aligns much more with Bart than with the more responsible Lisa or the more adult characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user demonstrates Introversion by frequently expressing discomfort in social school settings, tweeting “sinto q todo mundo me odeia aq oloco” and preferring the comfort of home or close friends. Their Sensing side is evident in their focus on immediate sensory experiences and physical needs, such as “04:12 i eu fznd miojo” or complaining about the cold and the physical sensation of rain. Feeling is their dominant decision-making mode, as seen in their highly emotional reactions to K-pop idols and their friends, such as “to com vontade de chorar mds”. Finally, a Perceiving trait is shown through their spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle, admitting “so esquecido p carai” and making impulsive in-game purchases by mistake.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 4k item on Plato? Because even if I clicked you by mistake, I definitely don't regret the investment.
- Forget the Adventure Time gear—if I were to start a collection, I'd skip the photocard and just ask for a picture of you.
- Is your name Alanzoka? Because you’re the only person I’m prepared to have a long conversation about.
- I’m no biologist or criminal expert, but I’ve already deduced that the chemistry between us is a work of art.
- I'd happily share a bowl of miojo with you at 4:12 AM, as long as you promise not to tell my brother I'm using his charger.
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Future biologist and forensic expert. BTS enthusiast. When I'm not dodging school or eating instant noodles, I’m probably losing my in-game currency on Plato.– @jkironzoka
Your signature cocktail
The Namkook Miojo-tini
This cocktail captures the chaotic, Gen-Z energy of a student who is “so mt burro tchau”. The savory rim honors the user's self-proclaimed title “dan miojito” and their “04:12 i eu fznd miojo” lifestyle. The drink is served chilled to match the “fazeno 7 grau slk” weather, while the base spirit reflects a deep love for Namjoon, specifically their desire for “photocard dos namkook”. Despite the “n aguent9 ma8s essa escola fodida” bitterness, the glitter ensures the drink stays as 'lindinha' as their Instagram feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The user displays a classic Gryffindor blend of raw emotional honesty and impulsive, fiery reactions. They frequently use confrontational language when frustrated, such as “professor fodido n eh possível um bgl desse” or “vo bater nele”, showing a temperament that favors action over deliberation. Their intense loyalty to their 'pack' is evident in their heartbreak over changing schools, lamenting “q sdd desse mlk nmrl os abraços dele me confortava odeio mudar de escola”. Furthermore, they exhibit the house's impulsive streak when they accidentally spend currency in games, admitting “cliquei sem qre num bglh do plato e ao invés d clica no fechar eu comprei o bglh”. Ultimately, their bold, unfiltered expression of both joy and anger aligns them most closely with the house of the lion.
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Spring Day - BTS
As a dedicated fan of BTS (specifically 'Namkook'), @jkironzoka embodies the themes of longing and resilience found in Spring Day. Their tweets often express a deep, painful yearning for friends and past comfort, such as when they state “q sdd desse mlk nmrl os abraços dele me confortava odeio mudar de escola”. This sense of loss is compounded by the heavy atmosphere of the Rio Grande do Sul floods, reflected in their distress: “eu t9 chirand9 cm os áudio das pessoa faland9 q viram bebe e pessoa boiando mort9 aq”. Despite the tragedy and the feeling that “todo mundo me odeia aq”, they find small moments of joy in K-pop and humor, mirroring the song's hopeful wait for winter to end. Ultimately, the user’s mix of teenage angst, regional tragedy, and a deep emotional connection to their 'idols' matches the melancholic yet beautiful essence of the track.
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