Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense love for BTS, My Chemical Romance, Jão and others, e.g. “eu não bebo nao fumo mas sofro por coisa do my chemical romance” and many Frank/Gerard/Ray tweets.
- Emotionally open: Frequently shares deep feelings, like grief and nostalgia about their mother in “fui fazer tapioca... comecei a chorar pq minha mãe fazia pra mim”.
- Supportive friend: Celebrates others’ wins and affections, e.g. “A LAURA FOI APROVADA NA PUCPR AAAAAAAA” and pride in their friend’s performance in “esperando minha amiga se apresentar”.
- Creative learner: Invests in music and tarot, like practicing guitar despite pain in “cada dia uma dor a mais no pulso... obrigado guitarra” and doing detailed tarot spreads in “gente tirei no tarot e parece que nao iremos ter interações frerardianas”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses exaggerated reactions and jokes, e.g. “se viralizar isso eu me mato” and chaotic keyboard-smash excitement in “UUUUHUHWBEJDIXBANELEOFJSNEMEJCJXJWNMWMDNGKKSKWMMFNFNXNENE W S E”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings appear in rapid shifts from excitement to despair, like “PUTA QUE PARIUUUU” and “acabou com meu dia vsf to revoltado eu nao fiz NADA nessa porra”.
- Self-destructive talk: Uses extreme language about themselves, e.g. “se viralizar isso eu me mato” and tarot giving them a “fecho” in “tomei um fecho do tarot ❤️”.
- Overattachment: Very intense fixation on artists/ships, like constant Frikey/Frerard focus in “FRIKEY FRIKEY” and distress over not seeing specific interactions in “parece que nao iremos ter interações frerardianas”.
- Negative self-regulation: Talks about being overwhelmed and wanting to avoid things instead of coping, e.g. “nao vou abrir o twt dia 5 e 6 se nao eu choro muito” and regret about social situations in “me arrependo de ter ido pra ensaio de banda”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses heavy profanity and aggressive phrasing, like “vsf mano vvi toma no cu” and “VAI SE FUDEEEEEEEEE”, which can come off as hostile.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, artistic, idealistic, and very online about their passions. Like Lisa with her sax and activism, they’re deeply into music and self-improvement, practicing guitar even when it hurts, as in “oi gente nao toquem guitarra se voces nao querem que o pulso de voces doa” and proudly sharing progress like “agora consigo cantar e tocar na sua estante 👏👏👏”. They’re also introspective and sensitive, crying over memories of their mother making tapioca in “comecei a chorar pq minha mãe fazia pra mim… depois que eu sai da casa dela fiz só duas vezes e fiquei irritado pq nao é do jeito que ela sabia fazer”, which echoes Lisa’s attachment to family and nostalgia. Their love of studying tarot and overthinking readings, like “gente tirei no tarot e parece que nao iremos ter interações frerardianas… pelo menos deu mto de barreiras e superar passado”, fits Lisa’s analytical yet spiritual streak. Finally, they show pride in school-related things and friends’ academic wins, as in “A LAURA FOI APROVADA NA PUCPR AAAAAAAA”, mirroring Lisa’s supportiveness and academic enthusiasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show a highly social, outwardly expressive nature: they talk about band rehearsal, school music presentations, friends and family, and public shows, e.g. waiting for a friend’s performance in “esperando minha amiga se apresentar” and posting about the student council and meetings in “a prefeita convidou o grêmio estudantil… pra ir numa reunião no if”, which fits Extroversion (E). Their interests are highly idea- and meaning-focused rather than purely practical: they reflect on feeling seen in Gerard’s speeches in “isso mexeu comigo pq eu me vejo nesses discursos… senti o mesmo que eu sinto atualmente” and romanticize music and relationships, consistent with Intuition (N). They process the world through emotions and values rather than detached logic, e.g. intense emotional reactions to shows and idols in “meudeus to quase vomitando so de pensar nos shows” and affectionate language toward musicians and loved ones in “eu amo tanto ele… tudo nele me traz um sentimento genuino de amor”, showing strong Feeling (F). Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible—swinging between urges, sudden plans, and second thoughts, such as “gente da tempo de desistir da apresentação com a escola de musica?” and the jokingly impulsive “vou ter que raparigar :/”—which suggests Perceiving (P) over structured planning. The combination of emotional intensity, creativity around music and fandoms, focus on personal meaning, and socially expressive behavior aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your dream is to make out with a guy while My Chemical Romance is playing, what do I have to do to become the ‘macho’ in that Peru-setlist fantasy of yours?
- You warned everyone not to play guitar if they don’t want wrist pain, but I’m ready to risk my pulse if it means we end up in a post-show ‘resenha pós peça’ selfie together.
- You cried making tapioca because it reminded you of your mom’s way… I don’t cook as well as her, but I’d learn your favorite recipe just to see you smile instead of tearing up in the kitchen.
- You: ‘I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I just suffer over My Chemical Romance.’ Me: I don’t drink, don’t smoke either, I just fall hopelessly for the person live-tweeting Frerard tarot tiragens.
- If you can recognize a girl singing Tim Bernardes from another room, I’m scared of how fast you’d recognize my voice saying ‘Corinthians campeão’ and ‘te amo’ in the same sentence.
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Guitar student, tarot on cooldown, cries over MCR setlists and Corinthians tables. Once burned my wrist practicing but still can’t quit the stage.– @jkkthvsccp_
Your signature cocktail
Frikey Haunted House Fizz
This cocktail is loud, messy, and dramatic—just like a timeline that goes from “VAI SE FUDEEEEEEEEE” to “A LAURA FOI APROVADA NA PUCPR AAAAAAAA” in a few scrolls. The bitter Fernet represents their chaotic football and life rage, the same vibe as “vsf mano vvi toma no cu” and the eternal Corinthians suffering in the bio. Dark berry syrup nods to their emo heart and MCR obsession, from “baby you're a haunted houseee” to “eu não bebo nao fumo mas sofro por coisa do my chemical romance”. Sparkling lemonade brings the sweetness of how they talk about people they love, like “eu amo tanto o quanto o Frank é um marido tao amoroso e dedicado sabe” and the tenderness with their afilhada in “minha afilhada falando papai meudeus eu quero chora”. The smoked salt is for the sweat, anxiety, and stage lights of their presentations and rehearsals, from “gente da tempo de desistir da apresentação com a escola de musica?” to “a resenha pós peça”. Finally, crushed ice with a touch of cold brew keeps it caffeinated and wired like someone queuing guitar practice until their wrist hurts, as in “cada dia uma dor a mais no pulso ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ obrigado guitarra”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show strong attachment and loyalty to the people they love. They gush over their idols and friends in a very devoted, almost caretaking way, like when they say about Frank Iero: “eu amo tanto o quanto o Frank é um marido tao amoroso e dedicado sabe” and about Ray: “ele é tão lindo, de verdade a beleza do ray é encantadora, sabe?”, which is more about genuine appreciation than status or coolness. Their support for friends and family is also very Hufflepuff-coded: they celebrate a friend's success — “A LAURA FOI APROVADA NA PUCPR AAAAAAAA” — and melt when their goddaughter calls someone 'dad': “minha afilhada falando papai meudeus eu quero chora”. They clearly value emotional bonds and shared experiences over prestige, saying things like “eu não bebo nao fumo mas sofro por coisa do my chemical romance”, which shows an almost self-deprecating dedication to what they love. Their relationship to work (guitar practice, band, tarot) also shows a kind of earnest, sometimes exhausted hard work and responsibility: “agora eh duas semanas sem tirar tarot #paz fica puxando energia dos outros é complicado” and “cada dia uma dor a mais no pulso ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ obrigado guitarra”. Taken together, their loyalty, emotional warmth, and quietly grinding through discomfort for the sake of others and their passions align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits them is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. They are deeply emotionally attached to MCR, constantly reacting intensely to the band, like when they say “meu sonho pegar um macho enquanto o my chemical romance se apresenta” and “eu não bebo nao fumo mas sofro por coisa do my chemical romance”. The song’s themes of pain, survival, and finding meaning in music mirror how they use art and bands to process life, such as their emotional response to Gerard’s speeches: “isso mexeu comigo pq eu me vejo nesses discursos que o gerard contava sobre ele mesmo”. They balance vulnerability and dark humor—complaining about life and anxiety while still pushing through, like in “galera deu tudo certo” after their performance anxiety and “cada dia uma dor a mais no pulso ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ obrigado guitarra”. The song’s dramatic, cathartic energy matches their intense, hyper-emotional way of tweeting in all caps, as seen in reactions like “MEUDEUUUUUUUUUSUSUSUSJW” and “PUTA QUE PARIUUUU”.
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