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This user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: niche-obsessed, deeply immersed in obscure subcultures, and a bit misanthropic. Their bio, "microdosing misanthropic music," echoes Comic Book Guy’s cynical, world-weary attitude toward others. The highly specialized cataloging style of posts like “Artist Song, Year Album /// Genre, Subgenre Country, Label [ocasional note]” and “Edelweiss Behind My Mask, 2020 Behind Our Masks /// Psychedelic Heavy Hungary, Darker than Black Records” mirrors his pedantic, archivist nature. Their focus on obscure, often extreme music—such as “Wolfnacht W.O.T.A.N. Returns, 2007 Dawn of Heathens /// NSBM Greece, Christhunt Productions” and “Stahlgewitter Ein Volk Steht Auf, 1998 Germania /// RAC, Oi Germany, Unsigned”—fits his tendency to gravitate toward controversial, ultra-niche media. Even the structured repetition of their tweet format reflects Comic Book Guy’s obsessive, catalog-completion mindset.

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They present as an introvert (I): their bio “microdosing misanthropic music” suggests a distanced, anti-social stance rather than seeking interaction, and their tweets consist almost entirely of catalog-style music posts (e.g., “Artist Song, Year Album /// Genre, Subgenre Country, Label [ocasional note] [picture]”) rather than personal updates or conversations. Their attention to track names, years, labels, and subgenres indicates sensing (S) at first glance, but the consistent, almost curatorial abstraction of music into a structured format and the thematic focus on ideological or atmospheric genres (NSBM, RAC, martial, neofolk, etc.) point more toward intuition (N)—they’re using concrete data to serve a larger conceptual/ideological frame, as seen in posts like “N.K.V.D. Red Silence, 2014 Hakmarrja /// Industrial BM, RABM France, Avantgarde Music”. Their tone is very thinking (T): emotionally charged topics (e.g., “Stahlgewitter Ein Volk Steht Auf, 1998 Germania /// RAC, Oi Germany, Unsigned” and “Absurd Gates of Heaven, 1992 God's Death demo /// NSBM”) are presented in a dry, catalog-like manner, and when they do insert a value statement it’s blunt and harsh, as in “Священная война ... [accurate depiction of whats necessary to purge this satanic evil]”. Their organization of posts into a rigid template—Artist / Song / Year / Album /// Genre / Country / Label [note]—and the ongoing series format suggest judging (J) structure, but the overall feel is exploratory and open-ended: they mix different scenes, eras, and countries without any visible long-term plan other than discovery (e.g., jumping from “Death in June Truly Be, 2008 The Rule of Thirds /// Neofolk, Ambient” to “Blasphemia Zombie (Crannberies cover), 1995 Satanic Voices in My Occult Toilet /// Noise”), which aligns more with perceiving (P). Taken together—solitary, misanthropic presentation, abstract ideological framing of music, blunt value judgments, and an exploratory but loosely systematized posting pattern—INTP fits best: an introverted, analytical type who builds an idiosyncratic conceptual system around their interests rather than using Twitter for social engagement.

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Obscure tapes & controversial riffs. Archiving the underground so you don’t have to dig through damp basements. Track IDs, context, no endorsements.– @jlnagstzkdvk

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This cocktail is built as a harsh, uncompromising wall of sound in a glass, much like the feed that swings from NSBM and RAC to Soviet martial anthems and punk chaos, e.g. “Stahlgewitter Ein Volk Steht Auf /// RAC, Oi Germany” and “Wolfnacht W.O.T.A.N. Returns /// NSBM Greece”. Overproof dark rum is the raw aggression and heaviness of those underground, extremist-leaning picks like “Absurd Gates of Heaven /// NSBM” and “White Wolves Kommando Mordlust /// NSBM”. The smoky Islay Scotch mirrors the cold, atmospheric ambience and depressive edge of tracks such as “Grausamkeit Unendlichkeit der Depressionen /// Raw Black Metal” and “Entwertung Des Todes Tarnung /// Ambient”. Black coffee liqueur is the misanthropic insomnia of someone curating martial songs like “А. В. Александров Священная война /// Martial March Song… [accurate depiction of whats necessary to purge this satanic evil]” while digging into obscure labels such as “Fucking Armageddon Productions.” Cherry liqueur nods to the unexpectedly sentimental streak in the softer, melodic posts like “Фристайл Прощай Навеки Последняя Любовь /// Synth Pop Ukraine” and “Чиж Фантом /// Soft Rock, Punk Russia”. Finally, an absinthe rinse represents their experimental, cult-collector energy and self-aware format jokes like “Artist Song, Year Album /// Genre, Subgenre Country, Label [ocasional note]”, turning the drink into a ritual for those who microdose misanthropic music one track at a time.

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This account shows a deliberate, curated fixation on obscure, taboo, and extremist music scenes, which points more to Slytherin’s ambitious and transgressive streak than to casual fandom. The user repeatedly highlights RAC/NSBM and related acts like “Stahlgewitter Ein Volk Steht Auf… /// RAC, Oi Germany”, “Wolfnacht W.O.T.A.N. Returns… /// NSBM Greece”, “White Wolves Kommando Mordlust… /// NSBM”, and “Absurd Gates of Heaven… /// NSBM”, which suggests comfort with controversial, power‑oriented imagery and ideology. Their bio, “microdosing misanthropic music,” plus their enthusiasm for martial and militaristic content like “А. В. Александров Священная война… /// Martial March Song… [accurate depiction of whats necessary to purge this satanic evil]”, implies a worldview centered on conflict, strength, and purging enemies—classic Slytherin themes of dominance and survival. At the same time, they’re methodical and almost archivist in presentation, consistently using the structured pattern “Artist Song, Year Album /// Genre, Subgenre Country, Label” in tweets such as “Artist Song, Year Album /// Genre, Subgenre Country, Label [ocasional note]”, which shows calculated, purposeful curation rather than impulsive Gryffindor bravado or pure Ravenclaw abstraction. There’s little evidence of Hufflepuff-style warmth or fairness; instead, the account projects an image of someone who prizes edge, extremity, and niche status—traits that align most strongly with Slytherin’s ambition and self-defining contrarianism.

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