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Joe
@jmhclare - 151 followers
Active travel enthusiast, Leeds United sufferer, anxiety enjoyer
Profile signals
- Estimated age: 27
- Place: Dundee, Scotland
- Relationship: no
- Job: Student
- Last updated: 2024-06-09
Hogwarts house
Hufflepuff
Joe's dedication to community, loyalty to his team, and commitment to social justice align with the values of Hufflepuff. His passionate advocacy for cycling and his concern for the welfare of others, evident in his tweets about the lack of cycling infrastructure and his criticism of the government's actions, reflect Hufflepuff's values of hard work, loyalty, and kindness. 'The racism behind #sackdawnbutler is appalling. People have invested in a narrative of the criminality of black female MPs that is a disaster for political representation. [picture]' 'Just back from Kenmure Street, this feels like such an amazing moment, that the street will be remembered for positively for years to come. The organic unification of the people of Pollokshields, the southside and the rest of Glasgow was beautiful. [picture]' 'For those at Kenmure Street, lots more police cars coming in from the Nithsdale Road/Darnley St direction, ridiculously disproportionate response [picture]'
The Simpsons character
Ned Flanders
Joe's strong moral compass, his dedication to community, and his passionate advocacy for social justice, particularly his criticisms of the government's actions and his support for the Scottish Greens, align with Ned Flanders' character. Flanders is known for his unwavering faith, his dedication to his community, and his strong moral convictions, often advocating for what he believes is right, even if it goes against the popular opinion. 'The Tories have completely undermined what little they have done to save people’s lives during this pandemic. They have blood on their hands and there should be legal reckoning. [picture]' 'These are the government’s responsibilities, not the individual’s [picture]' 'I put some stickers that @Saaoirse got me on my bike (badly) and it makes it feel more mine than ever [4 pictures]'
Movie match
Local Hero
This film, set in a small Scottish village, captures the essence of Joe's love for Scotland, his advocacy for local communities, and his appreciation for the beauty of nature. The film's themes of community, environmentalism, and the struggle against corporate greed resonate with Joe's tweets about his support for the Scottish Greens and his criticisms of the government's policies. 'Amazing what you can find within 5 miles of Glasgow when the conditions are right. Up Slackdhu via the Black Craig and back via the pipe track @ Strathblane [picture] [link to https://www.instagram.com/p/CJbpn9jFXpvRy0-zmUkEtFr-GCi3EQ2jcCQ-3o0/?igshid=e751orudn5dw]' 'Just back from Kenmure Street, this feels like such an amazing moment, that the street will be remembered for positively for years to come. The organic unification of the people of Pollokshields, the southside and the rest of Glasgow was beautiful. [picture]' 'I like when the moon is 3/4 full, although I think it’s something of an unappreciated moon state. [picture]'
Video game match
Forza Horizon 5
This open-world racing game, set in Mexico, offers a blend of fast-paced action and exploration, which aligns with Joe's passion for cycling and his enjoyment of exploring new places. The game's emphasis on customization and personalization, allowing players to build their own dream cars, resonates with Joe's love for his bike and his desire to make it feel more his own. 'I put some stickers that @Saaoirse got me on my bike (badly) and it makes it feel more mine than ever [4 pictures]' 'Went for a big gravel ride exploring old tracks. Definitely recommend the pipe track from Killearn to Strathblane, much more interesting and quieter than the A81 [picture] [link to https://www.komoot.com/tour/197731461?ref=itd]' 'Amazing what you can find within 5 miles of Glasgow when the conditions are right. Up Slackdhu via the Black Craig and back via the pipe track @ Strathblane [picture] [link to https://www.instagram.com/p/CJbpn9jFXpvRy0-zmUkEtFr-GCi3EQ2jcCQ-3o0/?igshid=e751orudn5dw]'
Spirit animal
Otter
Otters, known for their playful nature, their strong community bonds, and their adaptability to different environments, align with Joe's personality. His love for cycling, his enjoyment of word games, and his passion for social justice reflect the otter's playful spirit and its dedication to its community. 'I put some stickers that @Saaoirse got me on my bike (badly) and it makes it feel more mine than ever [4 pictures]' 'Wordle 242 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 [picture]' 'The racism behind #sackdawnbutler is appalling. People have invested in a narrative of the criminality of black female MPs that is a disaster for political representation. [picture]'
Strengths and weaknesses
Strengths
- Passionate: Joe's strong opinions and frequent tweets about his beliefs, like his advocacy for cycling and criticism of the SNP, demonstrate his passionate nature.
- Observant: His detailed observations of Glasgow's infrastructure and his insightful comments on social issues, like the disparity of anthems, show his keen observation skills.
- Advocate: Joe's consistent advocacy for active travel, particularly cycling, and his support for the Scottish Greens show his dedication to promoting his beliefs.
- Humorous: His self-deprecating humor, like mistaking the moon for Shrek, and his witty comments about Leeds United, add a humorous touch to his tweets.
- Socially conscious: His frequent criticisms of the government's actions and his highlighting of social inequalities, like the racism behind #sackdawnbutler, demonstrate his strong social conscience.
Weaknesses
- Frustration: Joe's frequent expressions of frustration with Glasgow's infrastructure and the SNP's policies, like the broken ticketing system, show a tendency towards frustration.
- Critical: His constant criticism of the SNP and the GCC, often expressed in strong terms, may be perceived as overly critical by some.
- Idealistic: His strong advocacy for change and his belief in a better future, while admirable, may sometimes be perceived as idealistic and unrealistic.
- Impatient: His frustration with the lack of progress on cycling infrastructure and his criticism of the government's slow response to issues, suggest a degree of impatience.
- Emotional: His passionate reactions to Leeds United's performance and his strong opinions on social issues, sometimes expressed in emotional terms, show a tendency towards emotional responses.
Flirt lines
- You must be a cycle lane, because I'm completely drawn to you.
- Are you a pint of Guinness? Because I'd love to settle down with you.
- I'm not a cyclist, but I'd be happy to take a ride with you.
- You must be a Scottish Green candidate, because you're the only one I'd vote for.
- I'm not a fan of the SNP, but I'd be happy to have a chat with you about politics.
Joke
Why did the cyclist fall off his bike? Because he forgot to put on his helmet... and his pants!