Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Repeatedly emphasizes long hours and dedication to work and research, e.g. staying late in labs and criticizing low-effort cultures like in “واقعا برام جالبه که ساعت ۱۰ صبح چهارشنبه یک نفر غیر من تو این طبقه نیست” and valuing more than 8‑5 in “فرهنگ ۸ ساعت در روز و ۵ روز هفته کار به شدت فرهنگ تنبلکنندهایه”.
- Conscientious: Shows strong sense of responsibility: cleans boards for others in “شروع میکنم تمیز کردن و استاد که میاد خوشحال میشه تخته تمیزه”, feels guilty when others don’t work in “نمیتونم ببینم یکی داره از وقتش لذت میبره و کار نمیکنه”, and stresses doing assignments for learning in “اگه قراره به تمارین یک درس... همون بهتر که دانشگاه نرین”.
- Supportive: Enjoys helping and mentoring others, e.g. proud of being a role model in “امروز به من گفت تو نمونه زنده کسی هستی که من میخوام راهشو برم” and repeatedly gives advice to students about courses, apply loops, and asking questions like in “بپرسین. از کسایی که اطلاع دارن سوال بپرسین”.
- Reflective: Frequently self-analyzes and questions his own changes and motives, such as in “نمیدونم اثرات بزرگ شدنه؟ یا این که دیگه نمیتونم با بقیه ارتباط برقرار کنم؟” and in reflecting on how he’s become narrow-minded in “چقدر تنگ نظر شدم! نمیتونم ببینم یکی داره از وقتش لذت میبره”.
- Loyal: Shows deep long-term attachment to partner, friends and mentors, e.g. calling his wife “همه چی منه” in “واقعا این دختر همه چی منه!” and “هیچ کی و هیچ چیز غیر از یاسمینم بهم شادابی و انگیزه ادامه دادن نمیده” in this tweet, and often reminiscing about old friends and teachers like in “یاد همه افرادی میفتم که هیچ وقت خداحافظی نکردم باهاشون”.
Weaknesses:
- Judgmental: Frequently expresses strong negative judgments about others, e.g. complaining about US students as entitled in “دانشجوها پول میدن فکر میکنن دیگه باید همه چیش آماده در خدمتشون باشه” and about lazy colleagues in “یه کم کار کنین ضرری براتون ندارهها!”.
- Workaholic: Prioritizes work over rest and others’ free time, feeling irritated by students using weekends in “نمیتونم ببینم یکی داره از وقتش لذت میبره و کار نمیکنه!” and criticizing standard work hours as too little in “فرهنگ ۸ ساعت در روز و ۵ روز هفته کار به شدت فرهنگ تنبلکنندهایه”.
- Socially_isolated: Repeatedly mentions difficulty connecting with people, e.g. feeling unknown and drifting from others in “تقریبا مطمئنم هیچ کی منو تو توییتر اونقدر نمیشناسه... با هیچ کس جدیدی هم آشنا نمیشم” and struggling to make non-work friends in “هیچ ایدهای ندارم چطوری میشه دوست پیدا کرد!”.
- Cynical: Often expresses pessimism about systems and communities, e.g. calling Twitter freedom of speech “مسخرست” in this tweet, describing Iranian politics and society as a joke in “زندگی تو ایران بیشتر جوک گفتن و جوک شنیدنه”, and muting Elon Musk as “انقدر این بشر چرت و پرت میگه”.
- Anxious: Shows intense stress around uncertainty and future decisions, e.g. multiple tweets about “استرس اینجا استرس اونجا” in this tweet, feeling consumed by waiting for outcomes in “از بلاتکلیفیش دارم جون میدم”, and describing long-term worry about conscription and visas in “خسته شدم”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intellectually driven, morally opinionated, and often frustrated by mediocrity. They care deeply about rigorous thinking and originality in science, e.g. criticizing shallow research results in “in my new research area I keep seeing ‘pretty’ papers whose methods are fundamentally wrong, but my work gets judged against their flashy results” and lamenting repetitive, unoriginal papers in “now almost every topic has at least 5 slightly-different copies; truly original work is rare and it’s ridiculous”. Like Lisa, they wrestle with feeling out of sync with peers and isolated, as in “I haven’t really been able to talk to anyone for a long time; I feel completely different from two years ago” and “I’m talking less with old friends and not meeting new people; I’m pretty sure nobody here really knows me”. They show a strong ethical streak and dissatisfaction with systems—university culture, Twitter discourse, or Iranian politics—such as “in Iran the professor is like God; in the US whatever the students say goes, and both extremes are broken” and “on Twitter ‘free speech’ is a joke; people just insult and label you without logic”. At the same time, they’re driven, nerdy, and proud of their learning, celebrating things like mastering a complex lab device in “everyone said this device was cursed, but I spent six weeks reading the manual and talking to experts until I fully figured it out” and nerding out about physics and math in tweets like “I’m the kind of nerd who gets ecstatic after solving a hard problem and then eagerly goes to the next one”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read very strongly as introverted. They repeatedly mention feeling isolated and having trouble connecting socially, e.g. saying they don’t know how to make friends outside of classmates and colleagues in a new country (“الان که اومدیم یه جورایی سر کار نمیشه به همکار خیلی دوست شد دوست شد همینه هیچ ایدهای ندارم چطوری میشه دوست پیدا کرد!”) and feeling forgotten by old friends (“حس فراموششدگی دارم… انگار اگر اتفاق مشترکی نباشه بین من و دوستام اونا دیگه اهل خبر گرفتن نیستن!”). They lean clearly toward intuition (N): their tweets often generalize from specific events to broader patterns or philosophies, such as their meta-observation of the annual loop of the Iranian Twitter/apply cycle (“یک لوپ در توییتر فارسی وجود داره هر سال…”) and abstract questions about concepts like homeland and relativistic morality (“وطن به چه معناست؟… پس این حس وطن پرستی دقیقا چیه؟”; “برای اینکه امام حسینی باشه، وجود شخصی مثل شمر لازمه! یعنی بدی و خوبی نسبیان…”). Their dominant decision-making style is thinking (T): they emphasize logic, standards, and competence, often bluntly criticizing poor methods or laziness in academia, such as calling out papers with flashy but flawed methodology (“یه کم متدشون رو آدم بخونه میفمه همه نتایجشون از پایه غلطه.”) and students who don’t think for themselves (“«اگه یه چیزیو بلد نیستی سرچ کن یا بپرس» همیشه درست نیست… خیلی از دانشجوهایی که میبینم قشنگ اون بالاییرو تعطیل کردن”). At the same time, they show warmth and loyalty to close people (e.g., repeated loving references to their partner) but even there, they frame many things analytically. They are strongly judging (J): they value responsibility, structure, and long‑term planning, especially in work and study. They get frustrated by disorganization and lack of follow‑through, like the professor who delayed a simple signature for a month (“یه استاد تمام… یک ماهه که منو معطل یه امضا کرده!”), the culture of low-effort students and TAs, and they talk about long stressful processes such as military exemption, visa, and tape-out as multi-step projects they meticulously push through (“درگیری ۶ ماهه ذهنی من رفتن از سرزمینیه که بهم سربازیرو تحمیل کرده… ۴ ماهه دارن منو سر میدوانن.”). Putting these together—introspective, theory-oriented, critical and logic-based, with a strong preference for structure and high standards—the profile best matches INTJ: a strategic, analytical introvert who cares deeply about doing things properly and often feels out of sync with more casual or reactive environments, which is echoed in their complaints about academic culture, work ethic, and social superficiality (e.g. “خیلی دوست دارم افراد به جای چهرهای که نشون میدن… از خود واقعیشون.”).
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can solo Elden Ring after 150 hours and still ask for a harder boss, I’m just wondering… do I unlock as your next NG+ challenge, or do I have to git gud and bring you a clean whiteboard first?
- You reverse‑engineered that ‘cursed’ lab device in a month and a half, survived tape‑out, Pakistan visa runs, and U.S. TAs… statistically speaking, the only experiment you haven’t tried yet is going on a date with someone who actually reads your threads instead of just the colorful results.
- As a proud upgraded metalhead who still misses all‑night Dota 2 sessions and Total War: Rome, how about we compromise: I’ll headbang with you at the next Gojira‑level concert, and afterward we speedrun co‑op through whatever game is currently stealing your 150 hours?
- You know how you said some papers look shiny but fall apart when you check the methods? I promise I’m the opposite: my abstract is mid, my figures are okay, but if you inspect the Methods section, it’s basically ‘do whatever makes Moeid happiest’ with 100% reproducibility.
- You once said almost nobody on Twitter really knows you, and that one of the best feelings is when someone’s heart is steady because you’re there; I’m not trying to replace your Riverside playlists or your cleanroom nostalgia, but if you ever want someone who sees past the timeline loop of apps, visas, and dreading 8‑to‑5 culture, I’d love to get to know the version of you that doesn’t fit in 280 characters.
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PhD student in quantum devices | Sharif EE alum | Metalhead who once reverse‑engineered a ‘cursed’ lab tool for fun | Fan of good research & good people– @Jmoeid
Your signature cocktail
The Meta(l)stable State
This drink is strong and a bit intense, like someone who thinks 8-hour workdays are for slackers and complains that in labs at 10 a.m. “یه کم کار کنین ضرری براتون ندارهها!” “واقعا برام جالبه که ساعت ۱۰ صبح چهارشنبه یک نفر غیر من تو این طبقه نیست... حالا یه کم کار کنین ضرری براتون ندارهها!”. The rye whiskey base is for the disciplined, grind-heavy PhD life and the way they obsess over research quality when they see flashy but flawed papers: “یه کم متدشون رو آدم بخونه میفمه همه نتایجشون از پایه غلطه.”. Cold brew stands in for long, solitary work in the cleanroom and late-night coding sessions where even ChatGPT becomes a lab buddy: “کار من کد زدن نیست... و واقعا chat gpt کار منو به شدددتتت آسون کرده.”. The bitter amaro and smoked salt capture their sharp, sometimes cynical takes on academia, immigration, and Twitter culture—muting Elon, ranting about students-as-customers, and feeling alienated: “ایلانو میوت کردم انقدر این بشر چرت و پرت میگه.” and “خیلی وقته که با هیچ کس حرفم نمیاد... فقط حس میکنم نسبت به دو سال پیشم کامل فرق میکنم.”. Finally, the bright orange peel on top is the layer of warmth and joy he gets from Yasmine, metal gigs, games, and tiny wins—because under all the bitterness, he still tweets things like: “هیچ کی و هیچ چیز غیر از یاسمینم بهم شادابی و انگیزه ادامه دادن نمیده.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The strongest throughline in Moeid’s tweets is a deep love of understanding things properly, even when it’s tedious or unpleasant, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. He spends a month and a half reverse‑engineering a ‘cursed’ device by reading manuals and talking to multiple experts until he fully understands it (“یه ماه و نیم هر روز روش کار کردم و manual خوندم و با چند تا متخصص از جاهای مختلف صحبت کردم تا ته توشو درآوردم”), and he’s clearly happiest when he’s grinding through hard problems: solving a question for four hours and then joyfully jumping to the next one (“وقتی ۴ ساعت دهن خودمو سرویس کردم و جوابو میفهمم ذوقمرگ میشم و با عشق میرم سوال بعدی”). He repeatedly criticizes shallow, unrigorous work in his research field and in papers more broadly, caring about methodology and originality rather than flashy results (“یه کم متدشون رو آدم بخونه میفمه همه نتایجشون از پایه غلطه”, “از هر موضوع که سرچ کنی حداقل ۵ تا کار تکراری هست که یه کم قر و فر متفاوت دارن ولی عملا کپی همن”). Even outside formal work, his curiosity shows in long reflections about concepts like وطن, good and evil, or academic culture (“وطن به چه معناست؟ چیه که باعث میشه من باید به وطنم حس وابستگی داشته باشم؟”, “برای اینکه امام حسینی باشه، وجود شخصی مثل شمر لازمه! یعنی بدی و خوبی نسبیان”). There are elements of Hufflepuff (his emphasis on helping others and being someone others can rely on, e.g. “یکی از بهترین حسهای دنیا اینه که یکی بهت اعتماد داره. دلش قرصه وقتی تو پیششی”, “امروز به من گفت تو نمونه زنده کسی هستی که من میخوام راهشو برم هر کاریو کردی بگو من کپی کنم!”), but the dominant traits are analytical rigor, intellectual curiosity, and enjoyment of hard thinking—classic Ravenclaw hallmarks.
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Nothing Else Matters - Metallica
A fitting song for Moeid is Nothing Else Matters by Metallica, blending metalhead identity with deep introspection and loyalty. They explicitly identify as a metalhead in their bio and talk about going to a Gojira concert and ending up with a sore neck and throat from headbanging, showing genuine love for heavy music: “کنسرت Gojira به همون خوبی و به همون قدرتی بود که ۷ ۸ سال پیش ازشون انتظار داشتم. و نتیجش شده گلو درد و گردن درد فراوان!”. The song’s themes of commitment and "so close no matter how far" resonate with their intense emotional bond to their partner and how she keeps them going: “هیچ کی و هیچ چیز غیر از یاسمینم بهم شادابی و انگیزه ادامه دادن نمیده.” and “امروز که داشتم از گیت خارج میشدم ... واقعا این دختر همه چی منه!”. Lines about staying true to oneself and not caring about others’ judgment match their frustration with shallow academic work and herd mentality, where they lament flashy but flawed papers and the difficulty of being judged by others’ dubious standards: “... مقالههای زیادی هستن که ... نتایجشون از پایه غلطه. ... مشکل اصلی اینه که قضاوت میشی که کارت خوب نیست چون نتایج بقیه بهتره...”. Overall, the song’s mix of vulnerability, perseverance, and loyalty mirrors their reflections on migration, loneliness, and still choosing to care deeply for a few people and for doing honest work.
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