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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: loud, chaotic, funny, and fond of over-the-top threats and vulgar jokes. Like Bart, they swear constantly and turn their frustrations into comedy, e.g. “ME VOY A METER UN CACTUS X LA GARGANTA DE LOS NERVIOS DIOS MÍO SI NO ME SALE EL ARMA DE VARESA ME CUELGO EN VIVO Y EN DIRECTO” and “te voy a matar varesa ya tírate la constelación q me falta carajo mierda”. They’re also very reaction-based and dramatic about games and fandom drama in a way that feels like Bart flipping out over TV or video games, for example “hay un poco de juego en tus bugs de mierda maldito genshin” and “this shit is so ass... did a 5 year old write this whole plot bc wtf”. At the same time, there’s a clear sense of loyalty and intense stanning (for Jennie, Dottore, Mualani, Varesa) that mirrors Bart’s fierce attachment to his favorite people and idols, e.g. “SHE IS THE MOMENT TE AMAMOS JENNIE” and “MI BEBÉ :((((( TE AMO MI HERMOSA”. And like Bart occasionally dropping surprisingly sincere or serious takes, they call out harmful behavior and insensitivity, as in “a nadie le importa si te crees superior... respeten a la víctima o callense el hocico” and “entre la gente q finge tener tid y los q tratan a un trastorno tan severo... no sé qnes me caen peor”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is very outward, reactive, and socially engaged, constantly live-commenting media and interacting with fandom discourse, e.g. “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EPISODE BRUH WHATTT #tadc” and “y estos degenerados 😹😹”, which suggests they get energy from external stimulation rather than quiet reflection. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they jump to patterns, theories, and meta takes instead of staying on concrete facts, like “hmmmm 🧐 siempre me parece muy sospechoso q nadie sabe q es paimon pero bueno”, and they love speculating about story, leaks and future content rather than just describing what is currently happening. They read as strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are value- and empathy-based, defending victims and mental health with emotional language, for example “a nadie le importa si te crees superior... respeten a la víctima o callense el hocico.” and “entre la gente q finge tener tid... no sé qnes me caen peor tbh,, ... me pone muy triste y me decepcionan lol”. Their behavior points to Perceiving (P) over J: they complain about forgetting events and daily tasks, going with the flow instead of rigid planning, like “ME OLVIDÉ DE TERMINAR EL EVENTO DE SPINEDRAGON NOOOOOO 💔💔” and “NO HE RECLAMADO LA BENDICIÓN SOY GIL”, and they often react impulsively to banners and pulls rather than following a strict saving plan. Altogether, a highly expressive, emotionally driven, spontaneous fandom presence who theorizes and reacts passionately fits ENFP better than any other type.

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kari • AR59 genshin gremlin, part-time Dottore apologist, full-time wildfire + lag survivor. Once missed blessings twice in a week and still logged back in.– @jnknave

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong and chaotic, just like staying up farming constellations until you’re half-feral, screaming things like “ME VOY A METER UN CACTUS X LA GARGANTA DE LOS NERVIOS DIOS MÍO SI NO ME SALE EL ARMA DE VARESA”. The overproof rum with cold brew is that burnt-out gamer energy who still logs in daily, even while saying “al fin algo bueno, pero te sigo odiando genshin”. Blue curaçao with glitter mirrors their love for pretty, dramatic characters and aesthetics like “TODO DE ELLA ES HERMOSA DIOSSS LA NECESITO EN MI CUENTA Y ADENTRO MÍO TAMBIE” and “all the pretty girls like JENNIE and IL DOTTORE” in their bio. The chili-infused hibiscus syrup is for the mix of thirst and rage in tweets such as “SI ESCUCHAN GRITOS SOY YO MATÁNDOME A PAJAS” and “CÓMO CARAJO ES QUE ME SALIÓ VARESA C1R1 + EL ARMA DE XILONEN CON MENOS DE 200 DESEOS”. A splash of tonic and the lime sugar-salt rim add the bitter-salty aftertaste of regretting your life choices mid-event reset, perfectly capturing moments like “NO HE RECLAMADO LA BENDICIÓN SOY GIL SI MÁS ENCIMA ME COMPRÉ OTRA HACE 3 DÍAS”. Sip it while loudly maldiciendo at your screen, because this drink—like their TL—is unhinged, sparkly, and weirdly endearing.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: intensity, obsession with their faves, and a very results‑oriented mindset. Their single‑minded grind for pulls and constellations in Genshin is almost comically ambitious and tunnel‑visioned, e.g. “ME VOY A METER UN CACTUS X LA GARGANTA DE LOS NERVIOS DIOS MÍO SI NO ME SALE EL ARMA DE VARESA ME CUELGO EN VIVO Y EN DIRECTO” and the follow‑up jackpot of “SIGO TEMBLANDO LOCO CÓMO CARAJO ES QUE ME SALIÓ VARESA C1R1 + EL ARMA DE XILONEN CON MENOS DE 200 DESEOS”. They approach characters like a strategist building a powerhouse, boasting about progress and optimization: “uno les da todo y no te devuelven nada 🚬 pero al menos ya quedó con talentos 10 1 7” and “poco a poco va mejorando t amo varesa 😽”. Their tone is sharp and confrontational toward people they see as cruel or stupid—e.g. “a nadie le importa si te crees superior... respeten a la víctima o callense el hocico.” and “y'all are so fucking stupid 😭 … nobody is saying that she invented them… just that they became a popular trend BECAUSE OF HER.”—showing a willingness to go on the attack rather than appease. While they clearly have loyalty and softness toward certain characters and creators (like Jennie and Dottore), that loyalty expresses itself in a very ride‑or‑die, us‑vs‑them way more typical of Slytherin than Hufflepuff.

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A song that suits them best is “SOLO” by JENNIE, since they’re proudly a Jennie stan and often hype her up. Their bio literally says they like “all the pretty girls like JENNIE,” and they post things like “SHE IS THE MOMENT TE AMAMOS JENNIE” and “JENNIE ALWAYS BEING FIRST OH MOTHERRRR”, which matches the confident, main-character energy of the song. SOLO is about independence, attitude, and doing your own thing even when life is a mess, which fits their chaotic, expressive tweeting style — for example, “q año de mierda puede acabarse ya? aunq haya empezado recién, o mejor q se termine mi vida gracias 🙏” and “a este punto ya ni quiero nada tbh”. Despite venting and frustration with games, people, and life, they keep that loud, humorous, unapologetic tone, similar to Jennie’s mix of vulnerability and swagger. Their mix of passion (for Genshin, Dottore, Mualani, Varesa) and sharp commentary also reflects the song’s vibe of owning your feelings while still choosing yourself.

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