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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the show's progressive, intellectually curious feminist, which mirrors JoanFeminist's focus on activism and social justice, as seen in tweets like "I’m grateful every day i have never ever shaved my bush" and "I need to read and understand the full story" about women's issues. She frequently expresses frustration with gender politics, similar to Lisa’s exasperation in episodes about sexism, exemplified by the tweet "Interested in the parallels (and differences) on how trans and conservatives both infiltrated twisted and overtook feminism". Joan’s love of arts and DIY creativity, from making her own massage oil to theatre production, echoes Lisa’s musical talent and artistic projects, such as the tweet "I mixed my own massage oil ... literally the best thing I've ever done". Her emotional sensitivity and occasional burnout, like "I can tell it's been a long week nearly crying at the astrobot theme tune", align with Lisa’s moments of feeling overwhelmed by the world. Overall, Joan’s blend of intelligence, activism, artistic passion, and earnest concern for gender equity fits Lisa Simpson best.

Your MBTI personality Type
They appear extraverted, frequently engaging with others and seeking connection, as seen in 'I love that I can pop round my mates and get a concert of all their tunes.' They favor intuition, focusing on big‑picture patterns and ideas, e.g., 'Interested in the parallels (and differences) on how trans and conservatives both infiltrated twisted and overtook feminism …'. Their decisions are guided by personal values and empathy, illustrated by 'I’m so glad women have been chipping away at this …' and strong reactions to injustice. They show a perceiving, flexible style, often jumping between projects and ideas, such as 'forcing myself to apply for mad freelance opportunities … MANIFESTIIIING' and 'Ladies a challenge for you! LEARN YOUR LOCAL FOLK DANCE!'.

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DIY activist, meme curator & YouTube storyteller. Accidentally turned a canvas into charcoal, now I blend massage oil, humor & radical art.– @JoanFeminist

Your signature cocktail
The Radical Revue blends bold London dry gin, a nod to Joan's British theatre background, with lavender‑honey syrup that mirrors her feminist softness and DIY spirit, as she says "i am grateful every day i have never ever shaved my bush." A splash of blood‑orange juice adds the vivid, niche‑interest flair she celebrates in "The brilliant thing about niche uncool interests is the I have at least met…", bringing a bright punch to the mix. Edible silver glitter crowns the drink, echoing her love for clowns and performance art, referenced in "reading about artists using clowns/related imagery. they don’t get clowns at ALL." A few dashes of Angostura bitters give a sharp edge that recalls her activist bite, like the tweet "Is is so funny stumbling across absolutely brain dead men trying to make a case for women getting back in the kitchen." Together the cocktail is a colorful, slightly bitter yet sweet sip that feels like a DIY theatre rehearsal in a glass, reflecting Joan’s blend of creativity, humor, and fierce feminism.

Your Hogwarts House
Their willingness to confront sexism and harassment head‑on, as seen in "Is is so funny stumbling across absolutely brain dead men trying to make a case for women getting back in the kitchen...", shows classic Gryffindor bravery. They repeatedly defend marginalized groups and call out injustice, for example "The comments underneath Andrew Golds new podcast are.... I mean shouldn't be surprised lmao" and "I know the NHS is fucked but we're even more fucked if we end up with USA style 'healthcare'". Their boldness extends to personal vulnerability, e.g., "I can tell it's been a long week nearly crying at the astrobot theme tune. what is wrong with me." which reflects the Gryffindor trait of daring honesty. While they value learning (citing research links), the dominant pattern is courageous activism rather than pure intellectual pursuit, aligning them more with Gryffindor than Ravenclaw. Their drive to inspire others to act, as in "anyway HANDSAWS AND POWER DRILLS ARE EASY TO USE! go learn! ... its literally easy go do it!!!", shows the house's spirit of daring and encouraging others to be courageous.

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The song "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy is an iconic feminist anthem that celebrates strength and resilience, echoing Joan's self‑identification as a "theatre maker, artist, feminist". The lyrics “I’m strong, I’m confident, I know how to survive” mirror her frequent expressions of perseverance despite burnout, like when she writes "I can tell it's been a long week nearly crying at the astrobot theme tune. what is wrong with me." Her pride in feminist community and activism is clear in tweets such as "Very much feeling some kind of way this morning about 'terfs' taking out their (fair enough) beefs with organisations on the service users Like yes you're right" and "The comments underneath Andrew golds new podcast are.... I mean shouldn't be surprised lmao", showing she confronts misogyny head‑on, just as the song declares "I’m free and I’m strong". Joan also embraces quirky independence, e.g., "i am grateful every day i have never ever shaved my bush" and "don't think i've said it in a while, so I'll say it now: i LOVE WLRN and think it's completely wonderful if you aren't listening you're a gosh darn fool!", which align with the song’s refrain "I’m a woman, hear me roar". Overall, the empowering, defiant tone of "I Am Woman" captures Joan’s blend of artistic ambition, feminist activism, and unapologetic self‑expression.

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