joao_victoli
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: He explodes with excitement about fandom moments like 'ARREPIEI CARALHO #PSIKOLERA #HEXATOMBE' and loudly celebrates artists at award shows ('3 prêmios para ariana grande ela merece muitoooo #VMAs').
- Emotionally Honest: He posts raw feelings such as 'eu te amo, mas eu já não gosto mais de você' and 'meus dias são bem mais solitários sem você', showing a willingness to be vulnerable publicly.
- Curator Instinct: He delights when his recommendations spread: 'fico mó felizinho quando eu indico um cantor/música para alguém e essa pessoa começa a postar coisas relacionadas', which signals taste‑making ability.
- Playful Flirt: Lines like 'sempre que quiser ficar comigo é só beijar meu pescoço' and 'vou me infiltrar na tua vida porque se eu gostei, agora eu quero' show a teasing, confident romantic side.
- Aesthetic Sense: Frequent praise for visuals and sound — 'essa vai sempre ser a melhor abertura de attack on titan' and fashion reactions — indicate a strong eye (and ear) for aesthetic moments.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑doubt: Repeated wishes like 'queria ser extrovertido', 'queria ser fotogênico', and 'queria ser bonito' show persistent insecurity about self-image.
- Lonely Tendencies: Confessions such as 'meus dias são bem mais solitários sem você' and 'acho que é o destino, vou ficar sozinho pra sempre' point to an inclination toward feeling isolated.
- Overdramatic: Frequent emotionally charged posts — 'ARREPIEI CARALHO', 'PQP', 'MDS' — suggest he can escalate feelings into theatrical reactions online.
- Avoidant: Statements like 'que preguiça de conversar com pessoas mds' and 'queria ser extrovertido' imply a tendency to shy away from face‑to‑face socializing.
- Rumination: Tweets like 'Maybe I... maybe I'm the problem' and 'quando eu sei de algo, procurei e achei o que não queria' indicate a habit of replaying negative thoughts.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is probably the closest Simpsons match: shy, romantic, reliant on pop culture, and often publicly expressive about crushes — traits that mirror João's timeline. João posts about longing ('imagina se apaixonar e ser recíproco'), fandom obsession, and occasional social awkwardness ('queria ser extrovertido'), which reads a lot like Milhouse's earnest, slightly anxious charm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits João: he's introverted (he says 'queria ser extrovertido' and 'que preguiça de conversar com pessoas mds'), idealistic and feeling‑led (repeated romantic fantasies: 'imagina encontrar alguém se apaixonar e tipo ser recíproco'), and imaginative/reflective ('Maybe I... maybe I'm the problem', 'meus dias são bem mais solitários sem você'). His posts prioritize authentic emotional expression and aesthetics over blunt logic, and his tendency to keep options open and process feelings fits the Perceiving side — he daydreams, ruminates, and tweets moments instead of presenting rigid plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I were Cellbit, I'd announce 'you' as a player — because I already want you on my team (and in my life).
- Are you an opening theme? Because every time I see you I think 'this will always be the best moment.'
- Call me a VS moment: I'll make your timeline explode — starting with lots of heart emojis and bad dancing.
- Want to skip small talk? Just kiss my neck once and you'll see why I say 'sempre que quiser ficar comigo é só beijar meu pescoço.'
- I'll trade you a gin with orange juice and a perfect playlist for one reciprocal 'I like you back.'
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Your new Twitter bio
music‑obsessed daydreamer • Hexatombe stan • shy but loud online • aspiring photogenic human • gin & orange, live shows, and endless playlists • Natal-born heart, forever soft– @joao_victoli
Your signature cocktail
Neon Daydream
The 'Neon Daydream' nods to João's balcony drink ('gin com suco de laranja, beck na varanda') and his strawberry cravings ('vontade de comer morango do amor'). It's citrusy and easygoing (matching his laidback social style), with a hint of sweet romance from the strawberry to mirror his wistful, flirty tweets ('sempre que quiser ficar comigo é só beijar meu pescoço'). A little sparkle on top captures his aesthetic love for showy, fandom moments.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits João because he's loyal, earnest, and emotionally warm: he repeatedly longs for genuine connection — 'imagina encontrar alguém se apaixonar e tipo ser recíproco' — which shows devotion rather than showy bravado. His public vulnerability ('eu te amo, mas eu já não gosto mais de você') and delight in other people's success or beauty ('MDS ELA TÁ MUITO LINDA #VSFashionShow') reflect the empathetic, inclusive spirit Hufflepuffs are known for. He isn't pushing to lead or outshine; he wants belonging and to be quietly appreciated, which resonates with Hufflepuff values.
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Someone Like You - Adele
Adele's 'Someone Like You' is a plaintive, romantic song about longing and acceptance that vibes with João's repeated wistful lines: 'imagina encontrar alguém se apaixonar e tipo ser recíproco' and 'eu te amo, mas eu já não gosto mais de você'. Its melancholy yet honest tone matches his combination of yearning and self‑awareness.
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