Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like laughing at his own jokes in “nss sou mt engracado” and playful lines such as “snapchat me that pussy”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares feelings directly, from happiness in “minha vida tá incrivelmente boa puta q pariu” to sadness in “namoral to triste”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and love for others, e.g. the encouraging bio and tweets like “deus ainda vai abençoar minha vida com uma mulher que me ame muito 👏🏽” and “eu te amo @DallasFuel”.
- Creative: Shows playful, inventive phrasing and references, such as “crescent shaped depression” and mixing lyrics/quotes in “I wanna write our names on a calm banks face…”.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently interacts with others via replies, tags, and mutual jokes, like “ja bora tropa cade os mutual pra dar uma brincada online” and messages to specific users such as “oi @Hallolyns”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Often puts himself down, e.g. “me faço tanto de coitado tão começando a sentir dó namoral” and “nunca recebi um boa noite de uma mulher”.
- Emotional-volatility: Shifts quickly between extreme happiness and despair, from “minha vida tá incrivelmente boa” to darker posts like “mi think mi gon take mi own life”.
- Crude-humor: Relies on sexual and vulgar jokes that can push boundaries, such as “snapchat me that pussy” and “eu quero te comer no meio da semana que vem”.
- Negativity-focus: Frequently emphasizes stress and frustration, complaining about life and environment in “isso me estressa namoral” and “nao pode chover que a luz ja cai nessa merda”.
- Attention-seeking: Highlights loneliness and lack of messages, e.g. “crl viado fiquei sem luz… e nao teve uma mensagem no meu zap nao teve 1 notificação” and dramatizing his situation in “eu vejo os outros realizando meus sonhos e só posso chorar quieto”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and constantly oscillating between sincere emotion and trolling. Like Bart, they’re openly horny and provocative, saying things like “snapchat me that pussy” and “eu quero te comer no meio da semana que vem”, while still being oddly endearing. They show dramatic mood swings and melodrama that feel very Bart-core, from “mi think mi gon take mi own life” and “namoral to triste” to the sudden positivity of “minha vida tá incrivelmente boa puta q pariu”. Their gaming obsession and slacker energy in tweets like “só quero jogar overwatch” and “jogando sei la” also mirror Bart’s love of goofing off instead of being responsible. At the same time, underneath the jokes and bravado there’s a clear desire for affection and connection, visible in “deus ainda vai abençoar minha vida com uma mulher que me ame muito 👏🏽” and “nunca recebi um boa noite de uma mulher”, which fits Bart’s hidden soft side.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, affection, and shared experiences, e.g. the joking need for mutuals and online play in “ja bora tropa cade os mutual pra dar uma brincada online”, the live presence in “jogando sei la”, and the desire for connection in “nunca recebi um boa noite de uma mulher”. Their timeline shows strong Intuition over Sensing: instead of concrete details, they gravitate to moods, metaphors, and lyrical lines like “crescent shaped depression” and the repeated use of poetic lyrics in “I wanna write our names on a calm banks face…” and “i wanna write our names on a calm bank’s face”. They clearly favor Feeling: they center emotions and relationships, as in “deus ainda vai abençoar minha vida com uma mulher que me ame muito 👏🏽”, the intense swings between joy and sadness in “minha vida tá incrivelmente boa puta q pariu” versus “namoral to triste”, and the empathy/irritation mix about others’ moods in “pessoas que tao sempre tristes me irrita pa carai bora se animar malandro”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they’re spontaneous, impulsive, and fluid rather than structured—shown in off‑the‑cuff desires like “vou lançar uns brinco e uma tatu”, playful chaos in “vou criar uma conta nova pra jogar as primeiras missoes dnv e desinstalar essa merda”, and the scattered mix of gaming, music, flirting, and mood tweets without any sign of rigid planning. Taken together, the energetic social outreach, emotional intensity, and spontaneous, metaphor-heavy style best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying ‘só quero jogar Overwatch’, but I’m starting to think your real main is my heart—because every tweet you drop is a certified team kill on my focus.
- You woke up one day saying your life is ‘incrivelmente boa’ and you ‘acordo querendo viver’—wanna upgrade that patch notes to: ‘now featuring 1 (one) clingy support who brings snacks and goodnight texts’?
- You went to watch SpongeBob at the cinema and still never got a ‘boa noite de uma mulher’… consider this your retcon: I’m the plot twist where you leave the movie with someone who actually texts you goodnight.
- If you can grind Subway Surfers for 6 hours sem luz, imagine the patience you’d have to carry me through ranked Overwatch—let me be your favorite throw pick that somehow still makes you happy.
- You said ‘deus ainda vai abençoar minha vida com uma mulher que me ame muito 👏🏽’—I’m no deity, but I can start the miracle: I’ll learn your favorite Dallas Fuel comps, call you ‘menino porqueiro’ bem fofinho, and never let your notifications stay at zero again.
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Overwatch enjoyer, Twitch dabbler, caldeirada enthusiast. Once played Subway Surfers for 6 hours straight waiting for the power to come back.– @joaoduqq
Your signature cocktail
Crescent Shaped Depression Spritz
This drink swings between "minha vida tá incrivelmente boa puta q pariu" joy and "crescent shaped depression" introspection, so it starts with bold Brazilian cachaça over moody coffee notes to capture that late‑night, overthinking gamer vibe. The passion fruit nectar is the flirty, thirsty timeline energy of "quero te comer gostoso" and "nao, eu vou procurar namorada e depois emprego!!!", giving it a bright, chaotic sweetness. Smoked salt and lime bring the bitterness of "eu vejo os outros realizando meus sonhos e só posso chorar quieto" and the frustration of "nao pode chover que a luz ja cai nessa merda", cutting through the sugar like sudden self‑awareness. Sparkling guaraná channels the hyper online, always‑posting, Overwatch‑grinding energy of "só quero jogar overwatch" and "jogando sei la", turning the whole thing into an upbeat spritz instead of a downer. The blue‑tinted crushed ice nods to "eu te amo @DallasFuel" and "fumo y despues existo", making the cocktail look like something you’d drink while queueing ranked, tweeting "namoral acho que nunca estive tao feliz" and lowkey hoping "deus ainda vai abençoar minha vida com uma mulher que me ame muito 👏🏽".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in @joaoduqq’s tweets is emotional warmth, loyalty, and a desire for simple, genuine happiness, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They openly dream of a loving relationship and lasting affection in tweets like “deus ainda vai abençoar minha vida com uma mulher que me ame muito 👏🏽” and joke about priorities with “nao, eu vou procurar namorada e depois emprego!!!”, suggesting they value emotional bonds over status or ambition. They also show a grounded appreciation for small joys and domestic comfort, from food and games to future plans, as in “caldeirada eh top 5 comidas” and “vo lançar uns brinco e uma tatu”. Even when they’re frustrated or self-deprecating, there’s a kind, people-oriented core that peeks through, for example in “pessoas que tao sempre tristes me irrita pa carai bora se animar malandro”, which reads less like disdain and more like wanting others to feel better. Finally, their bio — “você nasceu para ser incrível e faz isso tão bem” — radiates encouragement and affirmation, underscoring a fundamentally supportive, Hufflepuff-like nature rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the heroics of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
A well-suited song for @joaoduqq is good 4 u because it mixes intense emotion, sarcasm, and humor in the same way their timeline swings between sadness and irony. They openly oscillate between feeling low and laughing it off, like when they post “mi think mi gon take mi own life” but also joke about themselves with “me faço tanto de coitado tão começando a sentir dó namoral”. There’s also a strong streak of romantic frustration and longing, seen in “nunca recebi um boa noite de uma mulher” and the hopeful “deus ainda vai abençoar minha vida com uma mulher que me ame muito 👏🏽”, which fits the song’s theme of someone dealing loudly with being emotionally overlooked. At the same time, they’re capable of sudden bursts of happiness and confidence like “minha vida tá incrivelmente boa puta q pariu” and a bio that says “você nasceu para ser incrível e faz isso tão bem,” mirroring the song’s defiant, high-energy vibe. The blend of vulnerability, attitude, and chaotic energy in good 4 u reflects how they talk about gaming, friendships, loneliness, and love, often in the same breath.
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