jobo67kid
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account reads most like Bart Simpson: irreverent, provocative, and constantly testing boundaries. They lean hard into edgy contrarian takes and dark humor, like joking about being "wrapped up in my blanket with my cock out" in “I’m wrapped up in my blanket with my cock out is Ts aura..?” and calling themselves "sigma" in “I’m lowkey sigma”, which fits Bart’s juvenile bravado. Their political hot takes combine genuine conviction with trollish swagger, as in “Gaza deserved every bit of what they got it’s called consequences” and “America did nothing wrong in Vietnam”, echoing Bart’s talent for saying the most incendiary possible thing. They’re also self-aware and performatively rebellious, bragging that they “made my social study’s teacher crash out” and comparing themselves to George Bush in “I’m highkey smart as hell but act stupid as cover just like George bush”, which mirrors Bart’s mix of hidden intelligence and deliberate clowning. Even their mix of multifandom posting, shitposting, and sudden sincerity (e.g., passionate defenses of Israel and strong moral stances) matches Bart’s blend of immaturity with occasional, surprising seriousness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly comment on others, argue politics, and openly seek interaction and reaction, e.g. talking about making their social studies teacher "crash out" in class “I made my social study’s teacher crash out” and sharing classroom anecdotes like “The substitute for my food science class started glazing rfk jr at the end of class it was funny”. They show Intuition (N) by focusing on larger ideological frameworks and counterfactuals rather than concrete details, such as alternate-history geopolitics “A Cold War with a stronger United Kingdom Republican China and northern United States vs the Soviets Germans and confederate states” and moral-philosophical takes like “America has both a moral obligation and a strategic one to defend the existence of Israel”. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): they argue in terms of justification, consequences, and consistency even when it’s harsh, e.g. “Gaza deserved every bit of what they got it’s called consequences” and “Death penalty and being pro life don’t contradict in the slightest”. They are clearly Judging (J): they like firm positions, moral absolutes, and structured stances (pro-regime change, sharp historical judgments, strong views on elections) as in “You can’t btw if you want actual change you have to commit to one side” and their exhaustive election-preference list “How would bote in every presidential election: … 1920🔴”. Taken together—extroverted debate, ideological abstraction, blunt logical framing, and decisive, organized opinions—this pattern best matches ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Gaza faced “consequences” and that Jews are owed their state — meanwhile I’m over here facing the consequences of seeing your takes and suddenly wanting dual citizenship in your DMs.
- You compared communism to that fish giving away all his scales… lucky for you I’m a ruthless capitalist: I’m hoarding all my affection until I can invest it exclusively in you.
- As a fellow politics nerd: you defending Bush on Iraq, backing Israel’s existence, and still repping autistic lesbian swag is wild range. If you can handle all that discourse, I’m sure you could handle one more complicated situation: us.
- You joked that if Putin didn’t invade his neighbors he’d have aura — I promise not to invade your boundaries, but I’d like to peacefully annex a little space in your notifications.
- You said you’re wrapped up in a blanket with your cock out and asked if that’s aura; I’d argue real aura is someone who can be that unfiltered online and still make me think, “yeah… I wanna get to know her brain more.”
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History nerd, autistic lesbian, and unapologetic Zionist with hot takes on empires, wars, and elections. Once made a teacher crash out in class.– @jobo67kid
Your signature cocktail
The Geeked-out Zionista Highball
Overproof spiced rum stands in for their unexpectedly intense, hawkish politics and love of Bush-era bravado, as seen in posts like “Bush was right and this proves why Biden should not have won 2020” and “America did nothing wrong in Vietnam”. Deep red pomegranate juice nods to their fierce defense of Israel and Jewish self‑determination, echoing “Jews are owed there state” and “The founding of Israel was moral”. An espresso shot captures their wired, sleep‑deprived, constantly posting vibe from “I lowkey went to sleep at 4 am last night and I’m tired as hell” and self‑description like “I’m highkey smart as hell but act stupid as cover just like George bush”. A dash of bitters represents the sharp, sometimes ruthless edge of takes like “Gaza deserved every bit of what they got it’s called consequences” and “Death penalty and being pro life don’t contradict in the slightest”. Finally, soda water and a watermelon wedge garnish keep it playful and self‑aware, matching posts like “I’m geeked” and the 🍉 in their name and bio that sit alongside slogans like “Death to imperialism” and “Hamas is terrorist organization”, blending irony, aesthetics, and ideology into one chaotic glass.
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Gryffindor
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