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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, meme‑filled posts and obsession with food and crude jokes resemble Homer’s love of eating and his simple, impulsive nature. Tweets such as 'chicken so GOOD oh my GOD' and the repeated shout 'PEENISSS PEENISS' echo Homer’s love of food and his often vulgar humor. Their frequent complaints about academics, like 'I hate science so bad' and the absurd health worry 'I will not get salmonella', reflect Homer's disinterest in intellectual pursuits. The dramatic exclamations in 'GOODMORNING GUYS TWO MORE MIDTERMS!!!!!!!' and 'BACK FROM MIDTERMS ANOTHER GOOD ONE LETS GO' mirror Homer’s over‑the‑top reactions to everyday events. Finally, the bio’s brief 'job soon.' hints at a regular job, much like Homer's long‑standing position at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience with upbeat calls like 'guys this is all /aff i love all you guys' and 'good morning', showing extraverted energy. Their tweets focus on immediate, sensory details such as 'I just made jello and it’s good' and 'I had six sausages and a cup of yogurt', indicating a Sensing preference. Emotional language dominates, for example 'spread love 🥹' and 'I love all you guys', which aligns with Feeling. The chaotic, spontaneous posting style—last‑minute exam worries like 'midterms in two weeks im so fuckign READY' and random memes—reflects a Perceiving approach. Overall these traits point to an ESFP personality.

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College senior in CS, meme enthusiast & midnight ramen coder. Surviving midterms, crafting study guides, and perfecting mug-cake experiments.– @jobsfearme

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Your frantic all‑night study sessions are captured in tweets like "i need to stop. Pulling all nighters on exam nights YKWIT IS OK WE WILLMOASS", so the drink begins with a bold shot of cold‑brew espresso to keep you alert. The vanilla vodka adds a smooth, slightly sweet base that echoes your love for simple comfort foods like yogurt and chicken, as you mention in "I have 2 grilled cheese sandwiches andrsmen". A splash of chocolate liqueur references your sweet cravings and quirky posts about "making chocolate Chipless cookie bars" and adds a playful, gimmicky twist, echoing the "gimmicks" vibe you often share. The dash of hot sauce mirrors your wild, unpredictable side seen in "could u get salmonella if u cooked the egg in the microwave" and the chaos of midterms. Finally, a sprinkle of crushed potato chips on top honors your desperate wish for a free bag of chips, quoted in "IWISH I COULD GET A FREE BAG OF CHIPSSUHH".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently emphasizes personal achievement and status, such as "got my D to an A in 3 days GUYS" and "top 2% tyler the creator listeners globally GET ON MY LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!", showing strong ambition. They also display resourcefulness and a desire for advantage, e.g., "taking sugar baby applications" and "I wish I could get a free bag of chips". Their repeated mentions of upcoming jobs and exam readiness, like "job soon" and "midterms... im so fuckign READY", further highlight a goal‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherin. While occasional loyalty to followers appears, the dominant pattern is a drive for personal success and clever self‑promotion, aligning most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user’s timeline is dominated by frantic mentions of upcoming exams and all‑nighters, which matches the theme of constant stress in "Under Pressure". Lines like "finals week in 2 days i might die" and "midterms tmrw dude" echo the lyric "Pressure keeps on pushing down on me". Their repeated pleas for relief, such as "I need to stop pulling all nighters on exam nights" and "I’m being executed in 2 days", illustrate the crushing weight described in the song. The chaotic, meme‑filled posts (e.g., "ME WHEN 🥹" and "I hate science so bad") further reflect the frantic energy that the song captures.

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