Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Invents odd concepts like a 4‑inch golem and fantasy scenarios such as "The kingdom has fallen into disarray".
- Humorous: Uses absurd jokes like "They should invent a chinese Donald Trump" and quirky ideas such as "The fifth freedom: jerking off in the shower".
- Bold: Frequent unapologetic profanity and controversial statements, e.g., stating they like the word 'Fuck' and posting "PLEASE HIRE ME PLEASE IM WHITE IM WOKE".
- Prolific: Posts dozens of tweets daily, each accompanied by images and varied topics.
- Imaginative: Creates original story ideas like "New film idea: The 40 year old Woman" and whimsical lines such as "Elf with a shelf".
Weaknesses:
- Profanity: Routinely uses explicit words such as "Fuck," "shit," and "bitch" across many posts.
- Sexualized: Posts explicit sexual content, e.g., "Masturbating with only my thumb and pointer" and references to "jerking off in the shower".
- Self‑harm: Mentions self‑injury and violent impulses, like "I start beating the shit out of my self" and driving a car into a school pond out of anger.
- Incoherence: Many tweets are nonsensical or fragmented, such as "Big are the pants that wear the Me".
- Unprofessional: Makes job appeals with racial references and uses crude language in contexts that appear aimed at employment.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The chaotic, profanity‑laden, and self‑deprecating style of @joebudd_ mirrors Homer’s low‑brow humor and impulsive behavior. Tweets like "Eating food and puking and watching porn and then eating food and puking and watching porn" echo Homer's well‑known love of food and reckless indulgence, while "I start beating the shit out of my self every time I'm in a fight so the other guy gets scared and runs away" reflects Homer's tendency toward slapstick self‑harm for comic effect. His random political rants, such as "Donald Trump just appointed Wings of Redemption, DarkSydePhil, and Boogie2988 (post teeth replacement) to his cabinet," capture Homer's occasional clueless commentary on current events. The frequent use of profanity, e.g., "I like words like Fuck," and absurd, nonsensical statements like "My small, feminine, Anime Girl body can hardly contain my rage" are characteristic of Homer's impulsive, often unintelligent ramblings. Overall, the user’s erratic, vulgar, and humor‑first tweets align best with Homer Simpson’s persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The account shows a strong extraverted streak, often seeking audience interaction and validation, as seen in “PLEASE HIRE ME PLEASE IM WHITE IM WOKE I CAN DO IT ALL PLEASE HIRE ME” and “Share if you’re doing your laundry #nightlaundry”. Their content is rich in imaginative, fantastical ideas—“The kingdom has fallen into disarray. My loyal advisor, it comes down to you to solve the problems plaguing our fair land …” and “Ripping off the symbiote and revealing I'm Macedonian under neath”—indicating a preference for abstract possibilities over concrete details. Emotional and value‑driven language such as “My small, feminine, Anime Girl body can hardly contain my rage” and the #WinAgainstHate hashtag points to a feeling orientation. The overall posting style is spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured, with impulsive statements like “Driving my car into the school's retention pond out of anger”, reflecting a perceiving (P) preference. These traits together align best with the ENFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you’ve got a mischievous 4‑inch golem—how about I be the giant hand that keeps it in line, and we both stir up some fun together?
- If you ever get that pure black square tattoo, let me be the only one who knows it’s not a hidden symbol but our secret signature of chaos.
- Your anime‑girl vibe may be petite, but it’s got enough power to make my heart sprint like an opening theme—wanna co‑write the next episode together?
- Simple machines might confuse you, but think of love as a lever: with the right swing—like a baseball bat—we could knock a home run for #WinAgainstHate.
- You said you love words like ‘fuck’; how about we add a new favorite to your list—‘us’, because it’s just as explosive and way more fun.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bolivian meme alchemist & self-proclaimed golem tinkerer. Posting absurd jokes, anime riffs & odd tech musings. Occasionally political.– @joebudd_
Your signature cocktail
Golem's Black Square Elixir
The Golem's Black Square Elixir captures @joebudd_'s chaotic blend of darkness, meme‑culture, and raw energy. Black vodka mirrors the desire for a "large pure black square tattoo" and the fear of it being misinterpreted, as he wrote "I would love a large pure black square tattoo but I am worried people would think it is a covered up swastika". Coffee liqueur nods to his love of caffeine, echoing the tweet "Three cups of coffee makes my pacemaker feel funny". A jalapeño‑infused tequila adds the spicy, provocative edge that runs through his vulgar lines like "Fuck. Yes" and "My penis darts around like a rabid animal when It sees a woma n in a pencil skirt". A splash of energy drink and a dash of absinthe bring the hyperactive, surreal meme vibe from tweets about "Donald Trump just appointed Wings of Redemption, DarkSydePhil, and Boogie2988 (post teeth replacement) to his cabinet" and his constant quest for "inventing a joke everyone loves".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly boasts about personal ambition and power, such as in the tweet 'PLEASE HIRE ME PLEASE IM WHITE IM WOKE I CAN DO IT ALL PLEASE HIRE ME', showing a desire for status and success. They also display a willingness to manipulate or mock authority, e.g., 'Donald Trump just appointed Wings of Redemption, DarkSydePhil, and Boogie2988 (post teeth replacement) to his cabinet', indicating a cunning, scheming mindset. Their reckless and bold actions, like 'Driving my car into the school's retention pond out of anger', reflect a daring attitude common among Slytherins who are unafraid to take extreme measures. The overall tone of self‑promotion, lack of moral restraint, and pursuit of personal gain aligns best with Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness. Thus, the pattern of aggressive self‑assertion and goal‑oriented behavior points to Slytherin as the most fitting house.
Your movie
Your song
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
The user’s stream of vulgar, chaotic, and meme‑laden posts – like “Fuck. Yes”, “Masturbating with only my thumb and pointer”, and the bizarre political mash‑up “Donald Trump just appointed Wings of Redemption, DarkSydePhil, and Boogie2988 to his cabinet” – mirrors Eminem’s Slim Shady persona, which thrives on shock value, self‑deprecation, and random pop‑culture references. The line “Please hire me please I'm white I'm woke I can do it all” reflects the same kind of over‑the‑top, attention‑seeking bravado that the song satirizes. Both the tweets and the track revel in absurdity, profanity, and a rebellious desire to stand out, making “The Real Slim Shady” the perfect anthem for this user’s erratic online voice.
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