Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Jokes about work and life, like saying life is too good to get a job in “Pfv nunca deixem eu arrumar um emprego minha vida eh tão boa” and laughing at her own awkward moments.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth toward friends and followers, calling them “mutus queridos” in “enfim! bom dia mutus queridos” and feeling sad about not seeing her veteran friend in “colação de grau do quarto ano do ano passado 🥲🥲🥲 não vou mais ver minha amiga veterana ai pqp”.
- Passionate fan: Deeply engaged with series and games, e.g., obsessing over JoJo and characters like Ringo and Johnny in “ringo roadagain meu goat… tava lembrando dele agora pouco” and grinding MGS Delta in “Meu cérebro ta fritando to jogando isso desde sexta feira passada”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own habits and flaws, like calling herself anxious in “to com um machucado bem na minha nuca, ai eu fico cutucando e ta sangrando 💔💔💔 Bixa ansiosa” and noting her “bateria social no negativo” in “voltando das trevas com a bateria social no negativo benção bom dia”.
- Openly expressive: Comfortable sharing emotions (joy, frustration, nostalgia), like being touched by anon art in “QUE GRACINHA OIII 🥺🥺🥺🥺 muito obrigada anon !!!! eu amei!!! 🫂🫂🫂” and venting about stress in “semana difícil 🥲”.
Weaknesses:
- Avoidant procrastination: Talks about skipping class and avoiding responsibilities, like happily deciding to miss college in “uma paz interior hoje (vou faltar)” and delaying reading in “vou tomar vergonha na cara e ler sbr hoje, to enrolando demais”.
- Self‑neglect: Pushes her body with poor habits, e.g., eating seasoning straight from hunger in “to com tanta fome q eu comi sazon puro meu deus”, picking at a wound in “to com um machucado bem na minha nuca, ai eu fico cutucando e ta sangrando”, and strong caffeine dependence in “to sentindo abstinência de café…eu quero tomar café meu deus…to maluca”.
- Negative self‑image: Talks down about her own appearance and presence, like saying she looks “tosca irl” in “livia jogyinhos tem cara de tosca irl 🥲🥲🥲” and feeling intense embarrassment over small mistakes in “ESCREVI UM NGC ERRADO VOU MORRER”.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between humor and harsh venting, as in the outburst in “to cansada de ser tratada que nem lixo, vai se foder seu merdinha do caralho” contrasted with light, playful tweets around the same period.
- Sleep inconsistency: Frequently struggles with going to bed and staying up on screens, mentioning being unable to log off in “disse eu, 0 esforço pra desligar as telas e ir dormir 😭” and routinely tweeting about late or disrupted sleep like “indo dormir ‘cedo’ pq hoje foi puxado”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lívia most closely matches Lisa Simpson: a smart, slightly neurotic overthinker who cares about her future but would rather be deep in her niche interests. Like Lisa, she’s academically engaged yet exhausted by school, calling college a kind of purgatory while still going and socializing with classmates, as in “hoje a rotina volta ao normal, vou ir pra faculdade… amanhã eu provavelmente não vou, por que vai ter uma festa… e nem se tiver open bar vão me convencer de ir.” She’s introspective and self-deprecating about her social energy, saying she’s “voltando das trevas com a bateria social no negativo” while still happy to have made new friends, as in “fiz amizade com muitos calouros hoje… to feliz 😭”. Like Lisa’s obsessive phases (sax, causes, books), Lívia hyperfixates on fandoms and games, proudly cataloguing JoJo S-ranks and Metal Gear sessions in posts like “não vou jogar metal gear hoje, então fique registrado os meus primeiros S ranks no pvp do all star battle!” and “Meu cérebro ta fritando to jogando isso desde sexta feira passada”. Her mix of anxiety, humor, and emotional honesty—complaining about headaches and stress yet making jokes like “Pfv nunca deixem eu arrumar um emprego minha vida eh tão boa”—feels very Lisa: bright, dramatic, passionate, and a little overwhelmed by everything.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introvert (I) – They clearly enjoy people but describe strong social exhaustion and preference for being alone, e.g. saying they’ll hide in their room when visitors arrive: “chegou visita em casa vou ficar enfurnada no quarto até eles irem embora 🤫”, and joking about their “social battery” being in the negative: “voltando das trevas com a bateria social no negativo”. Intuition (N) – Their timeline is full of imaginative, fandom‑heavy thoughts rather than practical how‑to content, like canon‑ing a character’s hair texture: “sera que o cabelo do gyro é lindo sedoso igual o da barbie. pra mim é canônico então ta joia”, and spinning playful hypotheticals about games and characters: “enquanto o vergil e dante tão PROVAVELMENTE MORRENDO NO INFERNO a capcom ta farmando dinheiro com resident evil”. Feeling (F) – They lead with emotion in both positive and negative posts, often exaggerating for affect: “to cansada de ser tratada que nem lixo, vai se foder seu merdinha do caralho” and “QUE GRACINHA OIII 🥺🥺🥺🥺 muito obrigada anon !!!! eu amei!!!”. Their decisions and evaluations are expressed through how things feel (stress, affection, frustration) rather than through structured logical arguments. Perceiving (P) – They come across as spontaneous, procrastinating, and flexible rather than rigidly planned, repeatedly deciding last‑minute whether to attend class: “amanhã acho que eu não vou pra aula, to morrendo de dor nesse maldito pé, pqp” and “uma paz interior hoje (vou faltar)”. They also joke about chaotic habits like eating seasoning out of hunger: “to com tanta fome q eu comi sazon puro meu deus” and struggling to stop gaming or using screens even when they should sleep: “disse eu, 0 esforço pra desligar as telas e ir dormir 😭”. Putting this together, their introspective, emotionally expressive, fandom‑driven and somewhat chaotic lifestyle best fits INFP rather than a more structured J‑type or logic‑driven T‑type.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Gyro’s hair is canonically Barbie-silky to you, where do I sign up to be the guy who holds your products while you build the Barbie dream house of your advertising career?
- You drank a 1L Heineken on your first day of college out of pure vergonha… if you can tank that, então acho que aguenta sair comigo pra um café (decaf, so your abstinência doesn’t kill us both).
- You’ve got Steel Ball Run volumes, all the Ace Attorney games on Steam, and S ranks on All Star Battle—clearly you grind hard. Need a support character who brings snacks, compliments your hair experiments, and never complains about long cutscenes?
- You said your life is so good you hope you never get a job—but hear me out: we could be coworkers on a project where the brief is ‘make lívia smile 24/7’ and the client is just… me, hopelessly into the 19-year-old JoJo fan with a Pikachu shirt.
- If January ‘won’t end’ and the bus rides, dor de cabeça, rinite, and purgatório da faculdade are frying your brain, statistically you deserve at least one W—let me be the plot twist that makes you tweet ‘me empolguei muito e quase me apaixonei hoje’ instead of just about MGS Delta.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 | advertising student & JoJo enjoyer | once ordered a 1L beer out of sheer social anxiety | gaming, caffeine, and avoiding grown‑up jobs– @jogyinhos
Your signature cocktail
Steel Ball Rum: Insônia da Publicitária
This cocktail runs on coffee-fueled insomnia, just like their timeline, powered by “não vou conseguir dormir sem tomar meu café Jesus to parecendo viciada 🥲🥲🥲🥲💔” and “to sentindo abstinência de café…eu quero tomar café meu deus…to maluca”, so the base is a bold cold brew coffee–infused rum. The açaí nectar is pure Brazil-core, a nod to their delighted chaos in “pizza de açaí…eu amo morar no brasil”. Sparkling guaraná soda keeps the drink hyper and playful, echoing their gamer/anime stamina in “Meu cérebro ta fritando to jogando isso desde sexta feira passada” and all the JoJo/MGS marathons. The pink cotton-candy syrup represents their soft, dramatic, slightly clowny side, from “livia jogyinhos tem cara de tosca irl 🥲🥲🥲” to “Eu meio que servi cunt sendo publicitária sorryyyy”. Finally, the lime wedge with a purple sugar rim is their hair chaos and anime aesthetic in garnish form, inspired by “eu descolori meu cabelo e pintei de roxo em 2024, e eu ainda tenho as mechas desbotadas… q viagem” and the JoJo obsession in “não vou jogar metal gear hoje, então fique registrado os meus primeiros S ranks no pvp do all star battle !”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lívia consistently shows a very Hufflepuff balance of kindness, warmth, and low‑ego priorities. She clearly values comfort and a chill, unambitious lifestyle over climbing any ladder, joking that she doesn’t want a job because her life is already good: “Pfv nunca deixem eu arrumar um emprego minha vida eh tão boa”. She’s openly affectionate and grateful to others, like when she responds to an anon with: “QUE GRACINHA OIII 🥺🥺🥺🥺 muito obrigada anon !!!! eu amei!!! 🫂🫂🫂”, and when she reassures people they can keep in touch if Twitter dies: “caso o twitter virar camisa de saudade amanhã meu discord é mydeimoskhaslana e eu passo meu insta na dm 🙏🙏 Blessed”. She also invests emotionally in her friendships and social bonds, for example mourning not seeing a veteran friend anymore at graduation: “colação de grau do quarto ano do ano passado 🥲🥲🥲 não vou mais ver minha amiga veterana ai pqp” and being happy about making new friends at college: “fiz amizade com muitos calouros hoje tanto do meu curso quanto outros ,,, to feliz 😭”. While she has some self‑preservation and a sarcastic edge (e.g. “to cansada de ser tratada que nem lixo, vai se foder seu merdinha do caralho”), her overall vibe is more about cozy routines, food, fandoms, and caring about people than about ambition or glory. This mix of loyalty, gentleness, and appreciation for simple comforts fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.
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Your song
Cool for the Summer - Demi Lovato
A song that fits lívia is Cool for the Summer because it matches her chaotic, flirty, slightly unhinged but fun vibe. She jokes about not wanting to work, saying “Pfv nunca deixem eu arrumar um emprego minha vida eh tão boa”, which reflects the carefree, pleasure-first energy of the song. Her timeline is full of thirst and playful boldness, like “🙏🙏🙏🤤🤤🤤 loira dos seios” and “… doppio rosa x doppio roxo … 🤤🤤🤤”, mirroring the song’s teasing, sensual lyrics. At the same time she’s dramatic and self-aware about growing up and college life, from “vou fazer 20 anos 😭😭😭 CREDO” to calling faculdade a “purgatório” in “amanhã depois das 17h estarei sofrendo no purgatório (faculdade)”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and fun. Overall, the track’s playful rebellion and confident, messy femininity line up well with a JoJo-loving, meme-posting publicitária who says things like “Eu meio que servi cunt sendo publicitária sorryyyy”.
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