Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own patterns and identity, e.g. questioning their role in “What am I, I am V1... I have to be” and admitting overthinking in “Mental torture Overthinking has always been one of my main forms...”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Regularly verbalizes complex feelings like stress and pain in “Stress A rope can only hold so much before one of their strings goes loose.” and “every heartbeat feels like the agony of the world combined all at once”.
- Creative: Uses poetic and imaginative imagery, such as “Thus I am forced to continue... attempt to reach the star, careful not to fall.” and “Promises to be made Promises to be broken... I stand here, I'll fall here, I'll rest here”.
- Community-minded: Shows concern for others, e.g. “Feels bad seeing people decay and not being able to help them.” and keeping DMs open to talk in “If someone wants to talk to me my dis is always open...”.
- Playful: Frequently jokes and memes, like “stop stalking me” paired with art, and absurd humor in “Jesus answered 'I am the way...' EIGHT DOLLAR PUNISHING SPECIAL NUGGIES”.
Weaknesses:
- Negative-self-talk: Speaks harshly about their own state, e.g. “I don't know what to be anymore... why am I like this why am I here why I'm not dead yet”.
- Emotional-exhaustion: Frequently describes burnout and cycles of fatigue, such as the sequence “tired.”, “exhausted?”, and “Please”.
- Overthinking: Acknowledges mental spirals in “Mental torture Overthinking has always been one of my main forms of dissociating from reality...” and looping thoughts in “it just keeps happening I keep doing this... it all returns to the starting point”.
- Trust-issues: Shows wariness and feeling stalked, e.g. “stop stalking me” and “Please stop stalking me I don't even use this anymore”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses bleak outlook on life’s value in “Living is a pain, up to each if it is worth or not.” and farewell tone in “Nice knowing you all”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is introspective, creative, and often weighed down by overthinking and existential anxiety. The user frequently reflects on purpose and self-worth, like in “Living is a pain, up to each if it is worth or not.” and “I don't know what to be anymore am I exaggerating with my issues am I crying for nothing why am I like this why am I here why I'm not dead yet”, which parallels Lisa’s bouts of depression and self-questioning. They show a poetic, almost philosophical streak in posts such as “Promises to be made Promises to be broken… An infinite cycle. No sense, as it was lost long ago…” and “Thus I am forced to continue, wake up and repeat the so needed cycle to become someone in life, so that I attempt to reach the star, careful not to fall.”, very reminiscent of Lisa’s thoughtful monologues. Like Lisa’s mix of seriousness and dorky humor, this user balances heavy themes with absurd jokes, as in “Jesus answered 'I am the way…' EIGHT DOLLAR PUNISHING SPECIAL NUGGIES” and “We love money and we hate millionaires”. Their concern for others, seen in “Feels bad seeing people decay and not being able to help them.” and “I wonder if they will be okay”, also mirrors Lisa’s empathy and desire to fix a world that often feels broken.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I): many tweets show loneliness, introspection, and doubt about being noticed, e.g. “If someone wants to talk to me my dis is always open idfk does anyone even remember this account lol” and “I don't know what to be anymore am I exaggerating with my issues am I crying for nothing why am I like this why am I here why I'm not dead yet”. Their content is highly metaphorical and conceptual, pointing to intuition (N): they use poetic, abstract language such as “Beyond pain, trough the flames Beyond hope, without purpose Behind lies the past mistakes Forward pain and agony awaits.” and “Promises to be made Promises to be broken At the end I stay here, watching time flying by, watching the day and night go, An infinite cycle.”, focusing on meaning rather than concrete detail. They lean clearly toward feeling (F) over thinking: they foreground emotional states and empathy—not detached logic—like “Feels bad seeing people decay and not being able to help them.” and “Living is a pain, up to each if it is worth or not.”, and even their ‘jokey’ posts are wrapped in emotional commentary. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they repeatedly question direction and identity instead of presenting structured plans, as in “we can and will move forward, but my fear is where am I even walking?” and “I don't know if I'm making the right choices of speech.”, and their timeline feels spontaneous and mood-driven rather than orderly or goal-focused. Taken together—introspective, poetic, emotion-centered, and drifting rather than structured—they most closely fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said on 2025-03-09 that your Discord is always open because no one remembers this account… consider this my formal application to be the reason you log back in.
- On 2024-07-17 you wrote about repeating the cycle to ‘become someone in life’ and reach the star—plot twist: the star is you, and I’m just trying not to fall for you too hard.
- You keep saying ‘stop stalking me’ (2024-05-10, 2025-06-15), but then you drop bangers like ‘John Ultrakil’s guide to survival’ (2024-05-08) and ‘IwasNeverBookSmartImMoneySmart…’ (2024-04-07). I’m not stalking, I’m just… studying the lore.
- On 2024-03-04 you asked why you’re not dead yet—clearly it’s because the universe is waiting for our co‑op run: you’re V1, I’ll be your support character, and we’ll speedrun ‘Living is a pain’ (2024-03-18) together.
- You promised ‘safe place for (almost) all groups’ in your bio, you post cats to pet (2024-07-24), complain about bots following you (2024-06-02), and still think women are scary (2024-05-20)—how about we compromise: I’ll be human, non-bot, mildly scary, and you can practice being nice like your 2025-01-18 ‘Sup gays… be nice or else’ tweet, but without the ‘or else’ part—just the hugs.
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Digital gremlin with too many thoughts and unfinished drawings. Once bit my tongue so hard I wrote lore about it. EN/ES | 16 | DMs open, mostly lurking.– @John_Ultrakil
Your signature cocktail
The Ultrakill Restart
A strong base of overproof dark rum captures their intense, chaotic humor and occasional self-destructive edge, echoing lines like “Living is a pain, up to each if it is worth or not.” and “I don't know what to be anymore am I exaggerating with my issues am I crying for nothing why am I like this why am I here why I'm not dead yet”. Cold brew coffee brings that late-night, overthinking energy from posts like “Mental torture Overthinking has always been one of my main forms of dissociating from reality…” and “My mind is at a medium point of laughter and cries.”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the poetic, melancholic side in lines such as “Promises to be made Promises to be broken… I stand here, I'll fall here, I'll rest here” and “Thus I am forced to continue, wake up and repeat the so needed cycle to become someone in life…”. A splash of tonic water gives a bitter fizz, mirroring their sarcasm and frustration with life and systems like “Not a big fan of the government” and the dry complaint “there are always two followers which I know for a fact they are bots…”. Finally, a twist of lemon peel sits on top as the sharp, humorous edge of lines like “I was never book smart I'm money smart makes me more more intelligent” and the playful intro “Sup gays John ultrakiler here be nice or else ill Ultra your kill hugs”, making this cocktail a bitter-sweet, high-energy loop—just like them “might just begin again atp” “might just begin again atp”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their posts show a persistent pattern of introspection, abstraction, and philosophical musing that aligns most closely with Ravenclaw. They often turn emotional states into analytical or metaphorical reflections, like comparing stress to a fraying rope and then abruptly appending a factual aside in “Stress A rope can only hold so much before one of their strings goes loose… Did you know elephants can't jump”, which shows a mind that naturally dissects and reframes experience. They repeatedly question their own path and identity with thoughtful, almost essay-like structure, as in “Promises to be made Promises to be broken… An infinite cycle. No sense, as it was lost long ago…” and “I'm not one to hold promises of any kind… my fear is where am I even walking?”. There’s clear self-aware meta-thinking about who they are and must be in “What am I, I am V1… I must think like him, I must act like them, I must be it”, which reflects an analytical, identity-focused inner monologue. Even when they move into humor and creativity, such as “John Ultrakil's guide to survival” or the rhythmic stream in “IwasNeverBookSmartImMonetSmartMakesMeMoreIntelligent…”, the playfulness is linguistic and conceptual rather than oriented toward glory or manipulation. While there are moments of ambition and self-belief like “wait im goated” and “Doesn't matter I've still got it”, these are framed much more as self-reflective observation than as Slytherin-style strategic drive, reinforcing Ravenclaw as the best overall fit.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for @John_Ultrakil is Welcome to the Black Parade because it blends dramatic angst, resilience, and a performative online persona. They often express exhaustion and emotional heaviness, like in “Living is a pain, up to each if it is worth or not.” and “every heartbeat feels like the agony of the world combined all at once”, which mirrors the song’s themes of pain and perseverance. Tweets such as “Thus I am forced to continue, wake up and repeat the so needed cycle to become someone in life, so that I attempt to reach the star, careful not to fall.” echo the march-forward determination central to the track. Their reflective, almost poetic posts about cycles, promises, and decay, like “Promises to be made Promises to be broken… I stand here, I'll fall here, I'll rest here”, strongly evoke the song’s narrative of carrying on despite broken ideals. Even their dark humor and stylized persona, seen in “Sup gays John ultrakiler here be nice or else ill Ultra your kill hugs”, fit the theatrical, slightly over-the-top emotionality of MCR’s anthem.
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