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The user's behavior and attitude bear a striking resemblance to the character of Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons. Like Nelson, the user exhibits a tendency to mock and bully others, particularly those he deems inferior or rivals. His constant mocking of Barcelona, Bayern Munich, and Lionel Messi players mirrors Nelson's treatment of underdogs like Milhouse. Additionally, his insensitive and offensive language, such as using racial slurs like 'pajeets', aligns with Nelson's lack of empathy and respect for others. However, just as Nelson occasionally shows glimpses of vulnerability, the user's exaggerated claims and passionate support for Real Madrid suggest a degree of insecurity and a need to assert dominance. Overall, the user's behavior reflects Nelson's aggressive, bullying nature, albeit with a specific focus on football rivalries.

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⚽ Passionate football enthusiast | 👔 Employee at the Ministry of Banter | 🗣️ Commentator on the beautiful game | 📍 Somewhere between reality and delusion | An anecdote: 'Mom: Who sold the house??!! Me at Bernabeu throwing bananas at Musiala:'– @johnhonestyyyyy

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Based on his tweets, the user would likely be sorted into Slytherin at Hogwarts. His unwavering dedication to Real Madrid and competitive nature align with Slytherin's values of ambition and determination. He exhibits a strong bias towards his preferred team, as seen in his constant criticism of Lionel Messi: 'Lionel messi vs Real Madrid: 0.43 npg ratio ZERO goals in CDR in 8 games 4 finals lost vs Madrid...' This bias mirrors the Slytherin trait of favoring their own. Additionally, his insensitive remarks and use of racial slurs, such as 'RODRYGO YOU FUCKING BENGALI🖕', suggest a disregard for others' feelings, echoing the elitist tendencies sometimes associated with Slytherin. While his confidence and boldness could be admirable Slytherin qualities, his tendency to exaggerate and make inappropriate comments would likely align him with the less desirable aspects of the house.

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The iconic song 'We Are the Champions' by Queen would resonate strongly with the user's unwavering support for Real Madrid and his competitive, boastful nature. The lyrics 'We are the champions, my friends, And we'll keep on fighting till the end' perfectly encapsulate the user's dedication to his favorite team and his belief in their dominance, as evidenced by his claim: 'Imagine telling someone in 2013 that real madrid will win 6 ucl in the next 11 years when they were considered big bottlers. This is the biggest achievement ever.' The song's triumphant and celebratory tone aligns with the user's exuberant reactions to Real Madrid's victories, such as declaring 'GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I AM FUCKING SHIRTLESSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭' after a goal. Additionally, the lyrics 'No time for losers, 'Cause we are the champions' reflect the user's dismissive and mocking attitude towards rival teams and players, echoing his sentiments like 'LETS ALL LAUGH AT BAYERN THE MOST FINISHED CLUB OF ALL TIME😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😂😹😹😂😂😹😂😹😹😂😂😂😂😹😹😂😂😂😹😂😹😹😹😂😂😂😹😹😹😂😂😹😹😂😂😂😂😹😂😹😂😹😹😂😂😂😹😹😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣'.

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