JohnlanderK
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant: He notices small civic and social details (complaints about metrobus smokers, pollution and neighborhood walks like 'sabahin erken saatlerinde fikirtepede yurumek boyle hissettiriyo').
- Tech-curious: He actively talks about OS choices and hardware—'windowstan arch'a gecmeme su kadar kaldi' and wanting an 'ultra guclu... 32gb rami' machine.
- Witty: His feed is full of sharp, self-deprecating and surreal one-liners such as planning to answer every question with 'anan' for a stunt.
- Loyal: He cares about friendship and small social rituals, shown in '250. takipcime obsesif derecede asik oluyorum' and emotional notes about friends.
- Resilient: Despite low moods he keeps attending classes and making plans, and even jokes about his condition ('high functioning depression').
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Frequent harsh language and contempt toward people and systems, e.g. 'kafasiz misiniz amina gotune koyayim ya', can alienate others.
- Impulsive: Decisions like skipping a class because of rain ('gitmedim... anneme turk kahvesi yapiyorum') show spur-of-the-moment choices that disrupt routines.
- Lonely: He repeatedly expresses social pain and feeling excluded: 'bana neden arkadas edinme hakki verilmedi' and 'yalniz olcem'.
- Self-critical: He often berates himself ('piece of shit oldugum icin') which undermines confidence and public tone.
- Prone to ranting: Long, abrasive tweets about pollution and transport ('amina kodumun metrobusunde...') show he vents publicly rather than resolving privately.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: smart, quietly moral, a bit lonely and prone to frustration with the world — traits John exhibits when he mourns monotony and rails at noisy public life ('monotonluktan akil sagligimi yitircem', 'su anasini siktigimin metrobusunde...'). Both are students who care fiercely about ideas, and both use sarcasm and satire to process annoyances, making Lisa a natural companion figure.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
John reads as INTP: Introverted (he admits 'birisi beni aradiginda acmiyorum cunku yazmalarini istiyorum' and often prefers being alone), Intuitive (he obsesses over abstract things like 'pi sayisinin 27 rakamini' and OS philosophy), Thinking (critical commentary like 'bir seyi hak etmek icin once kendini ona layik gormen gerekir' shows analytical evaluation), and Perceiving (spontaneous choices like skipping class for coffee and a flexible, joking approach to events). He debates internally and online, tinkers (Arch/Linux talk) and uses humor to explore ideas rather than perform emotional displays.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'I could compile a kernel for your heart — it'll be fast, tiny and open-source. Wanna run a test build together?'
- 'I'll trade you a Dore cookie for one hour of your playlist — Rammstein for Rammstein, but you pick the second song.'
- 'If being cute were a distro, you'd be Arch: minimal, complicated, and worth staying up late to figure out.'
- 'Skip the metrobus with me — I promise two things: great Turkish coffee and zero public smokers.'
- 'They say love is random like pi; luckily I already memorized the 27th digit. Want to hear it over coffee?'
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ITU student, arch-curious tinkerer — coffee brewer, part-time rant machine. Loves bad transit, good soup and Rammstein. 'in your walls' • trying Arch, surviving 21.– @JohnlanderK
Your signature cocktail
Arch & Ember
The 'Arch & Ember' is smoky, slightly bitter, and unexpectedly spicy — like John: tech-forward and a little abrasive ('windowstan arch'a gecmeme su kadar kaldi', Rammstein tastes). Turkish coffee infusion nods to his 'anneme turk kahvesi yapiyorum' moment, the mezcal reflects loud guitar/industrial energy, and the pepper gives a Gaziantep-esque kick tied to his love of robust food. It's a small, intense drink for late-night rants and small victories (250 followers, anyone?).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
John fits Ravenclaw for curiosity, cleverness and an analytical bent. He obsesses over pi digits ('pi sayisinin 27 rakamini biliyor olmak...') and swaps operating systems ('windowstan arch'a gecmeme su kadar kaldi'), which shows a love of ideas and technical puzzles. His witty, sometimes academic sarcasm and the pride in being 'itulu' align with Ravenclaw's intellectual identity. He values merit and learning, as in 'bir seyi hak etmek icin once kendini ona layik gormen gerekir', rather than mere bravado.
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Numb - Linkin Park
Linkin Park's 'Numb' captures the mix of isolation, performance and quiet desperation John tweets about — he literally posts 'high functioning depression' and often feels unseen ('bana neden arkadas edinme hakki verilmedi', 'asla sevilmedigimiz saatlerdeyiz'), which aligns with the song's themes of striving and emotional numbness.
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