JohnLonon2
City:
Job:
In a relationship:
Best friend:
Politically:
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His love for music, games, and shows shines in tweets like 'I love ween so much, I genuinely have only been listening to them for the last two months.'
- Humorous: His sarcastic take on music, like 'Whats funny is that the best parts of this song are straight up stolen from prince lmao,' shows his wit.
- Politically Aware: His tweet '4 years of trump’s bullshit, fascism in this nation was already high enough' highlights his awareness and strong opinions on politics.
- Animal Lover: His affection for his dog is evident in 'I stg my dog is the only reason I haven’t killed my self yet.'
- Dedicated: Spending 600 hours in Overwatch 2 within a year, as stated in 'OW2 came out like a year ago and I already got 600 hours in it,' reflects his commitment.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: His tweet 'I fell off hard from last year' suggests a tendency to be hard on himself.
- Impulsive Humor: Tweets like 'I would straight up just crash into them like a bowling ball' show a tendency for over-the-top humor that might not land with everyone.
- Overthinking: His introspection, like 'When i was a kid i wanted to be a cop, I should go back in time and kick that guy’s ass,' hints at dwelling on past decisions.
- Emotionally Vulnerable: His tweet 'I stg my dog is the only reason I haven’t killed my self yet' reveals struggles with mental health.
- Obsessive: Listening exclusively to Ween for two months, as stated in 'I love ween so much, I genuinely have only been listening to them for the last two months,' shows a tendency to hyperfocus.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Landons shares Milhouse's mix of endearing vulnerability and quirky humor. His tweet 'I had a dream where i had a pet shrimp and i loved that shrimp very much than it died and turned into a cocktail' mirrors Milhouse's tendency for absurd yet heartfelt moments. His dedication to Overwatch, as seen in 'OW2 came out like a year ago and I already got 600 hours in it,' also mirrors Milhouse's obsessive enthusiasm for his interests. Both are lovable, slightly awkward, and full of personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Landons embodies the INFP personality type: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His introspection, as seen in 'When i was a kid i wanted to be a cop, I should go back in time and kick that guy’s ass,' highlights his reflective nature. His deep emotions and vulnerability, like 'I stg my dog is the only reason I haven’t killed my self yet,' align with the feeling aspect. His creativity and love for unique experiences, such as 'I had a dream where i had a pet shrimp and i loved that shrimp very much than it died and turned into a cocktail,' reflect his intuitive and perceiving traits. He's a dreamer with a rich inner world.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Ween song? Because I could listen to you on repeat for two months straight.
- Are you an Overwatch match? Because I'd spend 600 hours just trying to win your heart.
- You must be smoking, because you're as cool as half of my profile pictures.
- Are you a pet shrimp? Because if I lost you, I'd cry myself awake.
- Is your name Danny Brown? Because you're the GOAT in my eyes.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
18 | Music, TV, Games & Overwatch addict | Ween/Danny Brown stan | Plat in OW2, MR in life | Unironic Communist 🇲🇽🇵🇸 | Animal lover & dreamer who cried over a shrimp 🦐– @JohnLonon2
Your signature cocktail
Shrimp Dream Martini
The 'Shrimp Dream Martini' is inspired by Landons' unforgettable dream about a pet shrimp. The vodka and Clamato juice reflect his quirky and bold personality, while the lime adds a zesty twist, much like his humor in 'Whats funny is that the best parts of this song are straight up stolen from prince lmao.' The shrimp garnish pays homage to his dream, making it a drink as unique and memorable as he is.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Landons fits well in Hufflepuff due to his loyalty and emotional depth. His devotion to his dog, seen in 'I stg my dog is the only reason I haven’t killed my self yet,' reflects Hufflepuff's caring nature. His passion for music and gaming, like 'I love ween so much, I genuinely have only been listening to them for the last two months,' shows a hardworking and dedicated spirit. While he has a sharp sense of humor, his introspection and vulnerability align more with Hufflepuff's empathetic traits than the boldness of Gryffindor or the cunning of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem
This song's mix of nostalgia, introspection, and emotional depth matches Landons' personality. His tweet 'I fell off hard from last year' reflects the song's theme of reflecting on past choices and growth. The song's energetic yet melancholic vibe also aligns with his mix of humor and vulnerability, as seen in 'I had a dream where i had a pet shrimp and i loved that shrimp very much than it died and turned into a cocktail.' It's a fitting anthem for someone navigating young adulthood with passion and heart.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 242 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!