JohnMcReadyMBB
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted: His repeated warcry 'For the Lion!' and many finished army posts like 'The custodian wardens are now fully painted' show deep, loyal commitment to his hobby and beliefs.
- Artisan: He iterates and refines work on models: 'Small progress on the sorcerers today. Time to lock in' and 'I just deepened the gold on these guys' point to patient craft skills.
- Candid: He speaks plainly — apologizing 'I apologize for the last tweet...' and admitting 'I'm that type of mf to buy a new mini...' which demonstrates honest self-reporting.
- Faithful: Religious devotion appears in tweets such as 'A Mass always cleanses my mind', indicating consistent spiritual grounding.
- Resilient: Despite frustrations with techniques ('First attempt at lightning... Not great'), he immediately plans fixes and keeps working, showing bounce-back ability.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent admissions like 'I made a spontaneous purchase' and buying despite a 'pile of shame already being 60+ minis' reveal an impulse-buying habit.
- Abrasive: Sharp phrasing such as 'Normies are actually cattle' and slashing replies indicate a bluntness that can alienate others.
- Perfectionist: His frustration at imperfect techniques — 'First attempt at lightning... Not great' and 'my hands are the bane of my existence' — shows high standards that slow completion.
- Moody: Statements like 'I'm heavily considering going offline... Not feeling well' and long sleeps ('slept for 18 hours award') suggest variable energy and mood swings.
- Overcommitted: Multiple WIP projects and constant purchases (3D printer, paints, minis) imply a tendency to take on more than he can immediately finish, as seen in many concurrent WIP tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson)
Comic Book Guy is the best match because both are ultra-knowledgeable, collector-obsessed, and scathingly candid about audiences they deem inferior; John's many collector boasts like 'My Magnus the Red is finally complete!' and 'pile of shame already being 60+ minis' mirror the Comic Book Guy's hoarding and expertise, while his scornful lines such as 'Normies are actually cattle' match that character's dismissive, entitled tone. Both live for niche fandoms and will loudly defend their credentials.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits John: Introverted — he often withdraws and needs downtime ('I'm heavily considering going offline for a few days, maybe even weeks'); Intuitive — he fantasizes and roleplays ('Moving into the woods, building a hut and acquiring reputation for being a mysterious wizard'), showing imaginative projection; Feeling — his decisions and statements are value-driven ('A Mass always cleanses my mind. I'm thankful to Him') and personally invested in moral language; Perceiving — he's spontaneous and open to changing direction ('I made a spontaneous purchase', 'I'm that type of mf to buy a new mini despite my pile of shame'), reflecting flexibility over rigid plans. Together these tweets demonstrate a quiet idealist who channels emotion and creativity into tactile, meaningful hobby work.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I were a primarch I'd order you to sit on my throne — can't promise justice, but I can promise tea and a paint station.
- Are you a Magnus warpflame? Because every time you’re near my heart gets painted a perfect shade of red.
- I'd risk a 3D-print jam just to craft you a tiny golden crown — worth it for a listener-gf who also yaps, right?
- Call me an Intercessor; I'm volunteering for the job of guarding your snacks while you paint.
- You've got my pile of shame beat; how about we combine forces and call it destiny over a coffee (and then buy more minis)?
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Your new Twitter bio
24 | Catholic, hopeless yearner | Dark Angels, Thousand Sons & Custodes hobbyist — mini painter, bargain-snagging collector, occasional streamer. Will buy another mini despite a 60+ pile of shame. For the Lion. 📸🎨✝️– @JohnMcReadyMBB
Your signature cocktail
Magnus' Warpflame
The 'Magnus' Warpflame' is red, a little bitter, and gilded — much like John's Magnus photos ('My Magnus the Red is finally complete!' and 'I just deepened the gold on these guys'). Cherry and blood orange give the warflame hue, spiced rum lends grim warmth for a hobbyist who likes gritty epics, and edible gold shimmer nods to his love of gold details. It tastes like victory after a long paint session.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits John because of his fierce loyalty, strategic pride, and occasional ruthlessness; he vows 'Until our fallen brothers are brought to justice... For the Lion!' which reads like a calculated, vengeance-bound creed. He also shows ambition in assembling and perfecting prized collections ('My Magnus the Red is finally complete!' and snagging a Deathwing box for $120), and he isn't shy about scorning 'normies', a hallmark of Slytherin self-assurance. Finally, his private, sometimes secretive mood ('Moving into the woods, building a hut and acquiring reputation for being a mysterious wizard') echoes Slytherin's love of mystique.
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The Unforgiven - Metallica
Metallica's 'The Unforgiven' matches John perfectly: he literally invokes the language of unforgiveness and oaths — 'Until our fallen brothers are brought to justice... For the Lion!' — and the song's themes of regret, hard vows and solemn resolve mirror his mix of penitence ('A Mass always cleanses my mind') and grim devotion.
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