Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive ally: Openly calls himself an LGBTQ+ ally in his bio and pairs Easter with Trans Visibility in “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.”
- Empathetic listener: Responds to someone’s trauma with compassion and a blessing in “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery…”
- Ethical defender: Calls out impersonation and urges others to report the account in “Make sure to report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf…”
- Morally principled: Condemns abuse and extreme wrongdoing in “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell…” and worries about dark‑web exploitation in “The degenerates on the dark web are gonna have a field day with AI…”
- Thoughtful believer: Engages critically yet faithfully with religion in “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus…is to willingly believe.” and “Wasn’t Jesus Christ a Jewish man? That’s like Astrologists insulting Arabs.”
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Uses blanket condemnation in “Anybody who identify with these flags should turn themselves in.”, which undermines his ally stance.
- Ambiguous phrasing: The line “I am attracted to living non related adult humans and I would express that to them if they consented.” is oddly worded and can be misinterpreted despite its ethical intent.
- Inconsistent messaging: Strong LGBTQ+ ally bio and posts like “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.” clash with hostile language in “Anybody who identify with these flags should turn themselves in.”.
- Provocative tone: Phrases like “The degenerates on the dark web are gonna have a field day with AI, this is disgusting.” escalate tension and may alienate some readers.
- Political vagueness: The slogan in “from the river to the sea” is posted without context, which can appear careless given its highly charged meanings.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, who is principled, socially aware, and vocal about justice and compassion. Like Lisa’s strong advocacy for marginalized groups, this user identifies as an “ally of the LGBTQ+” and celebrates both faith and inclusion in harmony, as seen in “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.”. They show moral concern and empathy toward others’ suffering in tweets like “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.”. Similar to Lisa’s tendency to call out wrongdoing, they condemn harmful behavior, as in “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.” and “Make sure to report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.”. Their thoughtful take on religion and consent in belief, expressed in “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.”, mirrors Lisa’s reflective, ethical approach to spirituality and politics.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean Extrovert (E): they talk casually about outings and family time, like “Thank god it’s a Friday, I’m going to Long Beach to spend time with my family during this weekend.” and “I had some great chalupas last night at some place on Ludlow.”, and openly share life updates such as “Haven’t posted in a while. I had to move out of my apartment and into my parents’ house.”. Their focus on meaning, values, and broader principles points to Intuition (N) over Sensing, as seen in moral/ideological takes like “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.” and “Wasn’t Jesus Christ a Jewish man? That’s like Astrologists insulting Arabs.”. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented: they emphasize empathy and support, as in “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.” and “I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.”, and frame issues in terms of harm and care (e.g., calling some actions “disgusting” or deserving “a special spot in Hell”). The Judging (J) preference shows in their firm moral stances and directive language, such as “Make sure to report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.” and the categorical condemnation in “Anybody who identify with these flags should turn themselves in.”. Taken together—outward expressiveness, value-driven commentary, emotional concern for others, and clear, decisive judgments—ENFJ is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… since you’re attracted to ‘living non related adult humans,’ consider this a consenting application to be one of them—references available upon request.
- You said people with those flags should turn themselves in—good news, I’m ready to surrender… as long as my sentence is a lifetime in Manhattan with you.
- As an Irish Catholic who celebrated both Easter and Trans Visibility Day, you clearly understand grace and compassion—mind if I confess that I’m kind of hoping our next holy day is a first date?
- You had great chalupas on Ludlow and a weekend in Long Beach—how about we combine both and go on a pilgrimage for tacos and ocean views, and I’ll prove I’m better company than your last late-night tweet at 12:43 a.m.
- You’re out here defending folks from impersonators and calling out dark‑web degenerates; I’d never catfish you, but I might ‘from the river to the sea’ my way into your DMs and liberate you from a boring evening.
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NYC-based Irish Catholic, policy nerd & Easter enthusiast. Once moved back in with my parents and still brag about the chalupas on Ludlow.– @Johnn_CC
Your signature cocktail
The Manhattan Ally Spritz
Irish whiskey anchors the drink in his roots as an “irish catholic” Manhattanite, echoing his thoughtful takes on faith like “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.”. Aperol adds a bittersweet, fiery note that mirrors his readiness to call out harm, as in “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.” and “The degenerates on the dark web are gonna have a field day with AI, this is disgusting.”. Elderflower liqueur brings a gentle, floral sweetness reflecting his compassion and allyship in “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.” and his supportive reply “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.”. A splash of soda water lightens the mix, capturing his casual, late-night, slightly chaotic energy in “Holy cow, it’s 12:43 in the morning, goodnight you guys.” and his relaxed food adventures like “I had some great chalupas last night at some place on Ludlow.”. The lemon twist is a bright, zesty flourish that nods to his sharp, sometimes cheeky commentary such as “Wasn’t Jesus Christ a Jewish man? That’s like Astrologists insulting Arabs.” and his wry jab “Anybody who identify with these flags should turn themselves in.”. Overall, it’s a sociable, lightly sparkling, values-driven drink for a cis straight ally who still proudly orders something with personality in the heart of NYC.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
John consistently centers kindness, fairness, and care for others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. He shows compassion and emotional support in tweets like “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.”. He combines his religious belief with respect and inclusion, as seen in “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.” and the holiday well-wish “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.”. His sense of fairness and protection of others comes through when he calls out impersonation and urges others to act justly: “Make sure to report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.”. Even when he is angry at wrongdoing, he frames it in moral terms and concern for victims, such as “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.”. Taken together, his focus on empathy, inclusivity, and defending others over personal glory aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits John because he presents himself as an affirming, values-driven ally who cares about dignity and acceptance. His bio explicitly states he is an “ally of the LGBTQ+” and he celebrates identity and inclusion with posts like “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.” The song’s message of standing up against bigotry aligns with his calling out hate, such as when he urges others to “report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.” His moral stance against abuse and exploitation, seen in tweets like “The degenerates on the dark web are gonna have a field day with AI, this is disgusting.” and “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.”, reflects the song’s core theme of protecting the vulnerable. Even his willingness to combine faith and compassion, as in “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.”, mirrors the song’s insistence on love, freedom, and self-acceptance for everyone as they are "born this way."
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