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The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, who is principled, socially aware, and vocal about justice and compassion. Like Lisa’s strong advocacy for marginalized groups, this user identifies as an “ally of the LGBTQ+” and celebrates both faith and inclusion in harmony, as seen in “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.”. They show moral concern and empathy toward others’ suffering in tweets like “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.”. Similar to Lisa’s tendency to call out wrongdoing, they condemn harmful behavior, as in “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.” and “Make sure to report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.”. Their thoughtful take on religion and consent in belief, expressed in “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.”, mirrors Lisa’s reflective, ethical approach to spirituality and politics.

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They lean Extrovert (E): they talk casually about outings and family time, like “Thank god it’s a Friday, I’m going to Long Beach to spend time with my family during this weekend.” and “I had some great chalupas last night at some place on Ludlow.”, and openly share life updates such as “Haven’t posted in a while. I had to move out of my apartment and into my parents’ house.”. Their focus on meaning, values, and broader principles points to Intuition (N) over Sensing, as seen in moral/ideological takes like “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.” and “Wasn’t Jesus Christ a Jewish man? That’s like Astrologists insulting Arabs.”. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented: they emphasize empathy and support, as in “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.” and “I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.”, and frame issues in terms of harm and care (e.g., calling some actions “disgusting” or deserving “a special spot in Hell”). The Judging (J) preference shows in their firm moral stances and directive language, such as “Make sure to report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.” and the categorical condemnation in “Anybody who identify with these flags should turn themselves in.”. Taken together—outward expressiveness, value-driven commentary, emotional concern for others, and clear, decisive judgments—ENFJ is the best overall fit.

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NYC-based Irish Catholic, policy nerd & Easter enthusiast. Once moved back in with my parents and still brag about the chalupas on Ludlow.– @Johnn_CC

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Irish whiskey anchors the drink in his roots as an “irish catholic” Manhattanite, echoing his thoughtful takes on faith like “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.”. Aperol adds a bittersweet, fiery note that mirrors his readiness to call out harm, as in “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.” and “The degenerates on the dark web are gonna have a field day with AI, this is disgusting.”. Elderflower liqueur brings a gentle, floral sweetness reflecting his compassion and allyship in “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.” and his supportive reply “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.”. A splash of soda water lightens the mix, capturing his casual, late-night, slightly chaotic energy in “Holy cow, it’s 12:43 in the morning, goodnight you guys.” and his relaxed food adventures like “I had some great chalupas last night at some place on Ludlow.”. The lemon twist is a bright, zesty flourish that nods to his sharp, sometimes cheeky commentary such as “Wasn’t Jesus Christ a Jewish man? That’s like Astrologists insulting Arabs.” and his wry jab “Anybody who identify with these flags should turn themselves in.”. Overall, it’s a sociable, lightly sparkling, values-driven drink for a cis straight ally who still proudly orders something with personality in the heart of NYC.

Your Hogwarts House
John consistently centers kindness, fairness, and care for others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. He shows compassion and emotional support in tweets like “I am sorry for your trauma, Anne. I hope you had a successful recovery and may you have a blessed day.”. He combines his religious belief with respect and inclusion, as seen in “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.” and the holiday well-wish “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.”. His sense of fairness and protection of others comes through when he calls out impersonation and urges others to act justly: “Make sure to report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.”. Even when he is angry at wrongdoing, he frames it in moral terms and concern for victims, such as “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.”. Taken together, his focus on empathy, inclusivity, and defending others over personal glory aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits John because he presents himself as an affirming, values-driven ally who cares about dignity and acceptance. His bio explicitly states he is an “ally of the LGBTQ+” and he celebrates identity and inclusion with posts like “Happy Easter and Happy Trans Visibility Day.” The song’s message of standing up against bigotry aligns with his calling out hate, such as when he urges others to “report this user as they are impersonating @bluefolf and using her identity to spread hatred and disinformation.” His moral stance against abuse and exploitation, seen in tweets like “The degenerates on the dark web are gonna have a field day with AI, this is disgusting.” and “People who do this deserve a special spot in Hell, right next to two Jeffreys. I hope you’re doing okay, Sprout.”, reflects the song’s core theme of protecting the vulnerable. Even his willingness to combine faith and compassion, as in “Forcing Christianity isn’t good, the only true way to accept Jesus as your savior is to willingly believe.”, mirrors the song’s insistence on love, freedom, and self-acceptance for everyone as they are "born this way."

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