
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, Johnny exhibits a rebellious, prankish, and outspoken personality, often using colorful language to express his frustrations, such as when he says “Vá tudo para o caralho.. se faz favor”. He displays a classic student's lack of motivation, lamenting “Vim para Évora para nao ter nenhuma aula” and complaining about the early morning struggle of “ter de se levantar ás 8 por causa do autocarro”. Despite his edgy exterior and use of slang like “BRRRRA”, he is fiercely loyal to his circle, much like Bart's devotion to Milhouse, stating he has the “melhores amigos do mundo, nunca os vou trocar por nada”. Ultimately, his mix of impulsive social commentary and deep appreciation for his crew mirrors the spirit of The Simpsons’ favorite troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
Johnny demonstrates Extroversion (E) through his frequent engagement in social 'rating' games and his emphasis on friends, stating “Tenho os melhores amigos do mundo”. His Sensing (S) trait is clear in his focus on physical attraction and immediate experiences, often using phrases like “Passava” or “Comia” to describe people. He leans toward Feeling (F) as he openly shares his moods and emotional states, such as when he says “Nnc deixei de me importar” or “Desmotivação ao máximo”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his spontaneous, reactive tweeting style and his struggles with routines, noting how “é fdd” to have to wake up early for a set schedule.

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Porto-based music lover and Benfica fan. Once spent a semester commuting to Évora just to miss every class. Seeking 'How I Met Your Mother' vibes in my 30s.– @Johnny_Passas

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a bittersweet tribute to a life lived between Porto and the occasional 'night of drinking.' The White Port base honors his location, while the dark blackberries represent his late-night moody reflections like “Ainda andar na rua sozinho c o preto é fdd”. The spicy piri-piri kick matches his blunt, unfiltered attitude when he tells followers “Vá tudo para o caralho.. se faz favor”. Despite the 'mentalidades de merda' he encounters, the club soda adds a lighthearted fizz that mirrors his social side, constantly rating others or joking “Talvez com os copos”. It’s a drink for someone who admits “Sou gay” with pride and isn't afraid to stir the pot.

Your Hogwarts House
Johnny_Passas consistently prioritizes loyalty and interpersonal connections over personal ambition, declaring that he has “the best friends in the world” and would “never trade them for anything.” He demonstrates the classic Hufflepuff trait of valuing kindness in others, describing a peer as one of the “best people I know” and another as the “best person I have with me.” Even when facing personal struggles, his focus remains on the importance of others, noting that “some people have the patience of a saint” and expressing a deep-seated desire to reach his 30s with a tight-knit “group of friends.” This emphasis on steadfast devotion and the appreciation of simple, good-natured traits confirms his place in the house of the loyal.

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Johnny's social life revolves heavily around a deep appreciation for his friends and a frequent, blunt navigation of the 'friend zone.' He explicitly states his life goal is to have “a group of friends tp 'how i met your mother'” and claims to have “the best friends in the world”. The song's theme of clarifying boundaries matches his frequent participation in 'smash or pass' style games where he often delivers a “Népia” (nope) or notes that someone “seems nice, but no”. This track perfectly captures his mix of intense platonic loyalty and his direct, often humorous way of defining his romantic interests on Twitter.

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