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They read as more introverted than extroverted: they’re very online and expressive, but their focus is on inner feelings, fixation on specific people (like “math dilf”), and solitary fandom coping, e.g. “Me reading doppo x hifumi fics (I never played hypmic in my life)”, rather than broad offline socializing. Their interests and language are heavily intuitive, centered on fictional worlds, symbolism, and dramatic hyperbole rather than concrete, practical topics, such as “Me omw to cut myself and splatter my blood on someone's else's wound bc I read an archon quest in genshin”. They lean strongly feeling: almost every tweet is about emotional highs and lows (infatuation with teachers, hurt, anger, self‑hate), for example “I lowkey started sobbing in front of Einstein so I went to the bathroom…” and “psychologist called my grandma and said they'll pay 600 zl… I'm gonna sob”. Their blunt, explosive insults show how they express feelings, but the core is emotional rather than logical analysis. Finally, they look more perceiving than judging: they’re chaotic, procrastinating, and often overwhelmed by unplanned events like school obligations and photo exhibitions, e.g. “How do I explain tmr… that I highkey don't wanna have the exhibition of my pics after agreeing cus I physically can't say no” and “When I lowkey spend 520 zl on charas I wanted and the second I get them I lose my interest in the game brah I hate myself”. Putting this together, their profile fits best with INFP: intensely emotional, fantasy‑oriented, self‑deprecating, and spontaneous.

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Math-class photographer in love with one (1) teacher, saving for Paris and farming gacha salt. Once got voluntold to shoot a concert with zero training.– @johnson99smith

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MARINA’s Teen Idle fits them because it blends dark humor, self-loathing, and messy teenage intensity, which mirrors both their bio and timeline. Their dramatic self-destructive jokes, like “Women, please don't block me or I will injure myself!” and “Me omw to cut myself and splatter my blood on someone's else's wound bc I read an archon quest in genshin”, echo the song’s fixation on self-harm fantasies and emotional chaos. The song’s themes of body image and dissatisfaction fit their posts about weight and appearance, such as “My weight goal at the begin was 65kg and now I'm 64 and I still highkenuinely look fucking obese it's over”. Their obsessive crush on “math dilf” and teachers, seen in “Me when math dilf” and “If math dilf doesn't propose with aventurines ring I don't want it”, matches the song’s melodramatic, fantasy-heavy view of love and validation. Finally, their constant oscillation between hypersexual jokes, fandom brainrot, and nihilistic rants, like “Already failed nnn” and “America deadass needs to get nuked bro genuinely not a single person that isn't a fucking nazi pedo rapist hitler from there”, lines up with the song’s portrait of a messy, disillusioned, hyper-online youth.

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