johntrified
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observational Humor: His tweet 'Standing up to offer my seat to an elderly woman speed run attempt' highlights his ability to find humor in everyday situations.
- Culinary Enthusiast: John’s recurring 'Slow Cooker Sunday' posts and musings like 'Carbonara is just a fancy BEC' reflect his love for food and cooking.
- Historically Curious: His fascination with historical tidbits, such as 'The Erie Canal’s peak year was 1855,' shows his intellectual curiosity.
- Self-Deprecating: His tweet 'Me after I pluck my unibrow' showcases his ability to laugh at himself.
- Socially Insightful: John’s commentary on urban life, like 'Why is the NYC rideshare market so inefficient?' reflects his thoughtful observations about society.
Weaknesses:
- Overthinking: His musings like 'The ideal day involves sweating a lot' suggest a tendency to overanalyze simple matters.
- Nostalgic Regret: His bio, 'my only regret is selling my rav4,' hints at a difficulty in letting go of the past.
- Skeptical Humor: His tweet 'We screwed up by making air fare so cheap' might come off as overly cynical to some.
- Unapologetic Bluntness: His tweet 'There is no hidden reason why you’re fat' shows a tendency for blunt, potentially polarizing statements.
- Occasional Pessimism: His comment 'Default Apple weather feed is pessimistic and that’s why it’s great' reflects a preference for expecting the worst.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
John’s mix of humor, self-deprecation, and love for food makes Homer Simpson a fitting match. Like Homer, John finds joy in simple pleasures, as seen in 'The day you start buying the big jarlic is the day you become a man.' His occasional clumsiness, like breaking his nose and discovering his expired health card, mirrors Homer’s mishaps. Both share a relatable, down-to-earth charm that resonates with those around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
John’s outgoing, humorous, and reflective nature aligns with ENFP. His tweet 'Shaving my beard, plucking my unibrow, and picking out my nicest white boy flannel for my visa appointment' showcases his playful and adaptable personality. His intellectual curiosity, as seen in 'The Erie Canal’s peak year was 1855,' reflects an ENFP’s love for learning. His social insights, like 'Why is the NYC rideshare market so inefficient?' highlight his empathy and observational skills. ENFPs thrive on creativity and connection, much like John.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Erie Canal? Because you’ve got me shipping my heart straight to you.
- Is it Slow Cooker Sunday? Because my feelings for you are simmering to perfection.
- Are you a garlic naan? Because you’re solid and irresistible.
- Are you a flannel? Because I’d wear you everywhere and never let go.
- Do you believe in historical reenactments? Because I’d relive meeting you over and over.
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Urban dweller | Slow Cooker Sunday enthusiast | RAV4 nostalgist | Observing life’s quirks, one tweet at a time | History nerd with a side of garlic naan appreciation.– @johntrified
Your signature cocktail
Canal Cooler
The 'Canal Cooler' reflects John’s love for history and subtle complexity. Whiskey nods to his appreciation for tradition, as seen in 'The Erie Canal’s peak year was 1855.' Maple syrup adds a touch of sweetness, mirroring his humor in 'Standing up to offer my seat to an elderly woman speed run attempt.' Lemon juice and soda water keep it fresh and approachable, much like his personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
John’s intellectual curiosity and wit align him with Ravenclaw. His fascination with history, such as 'The Erie Canal’s peak year was 1855,' and his thoughtful musings on urban life reflect a Ravenclaw’s love for learning and analysis. His humor, as seen in 'Standing up to offer my seat to an elderly woman speed run attempt,' adds a playful, cerebral edge. While he’s not overly ambitious or bold, his reflective and creative nature makes him a clear fit for this house.
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Take It Easy - Eagles
This laid-back classic matches John’s mix of humor and thoughtful reflection. His tweet 'God I love being a yuppie' captures the song’s carefree vibe. 'Participating in the suburban tradition of racing to see which neighbour can shovel their driveway first' aligns with its celebration of simple joys. The song’s easygoing spirit mirrors his personality, making it a fitting anthem for his life.
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