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Your Simpsons character
John’s mix of humor, self-deprecation, and love for food makes Homer Simpson a fitting match. Like Homer, John finds joy in simple pleasures, as seen in 'The day you start buying the big jarlic is the day you become a man.' His occasional clumsiness, like breaking his nose and discovering his expired health card, mirrors Homer’s mishaps. Both share a relatable, down-to-earth charm that resonates with those around them.

Your MBTI personality Type
John’s outgoing, humorous, and reflective nature aligns with ENFP. His tweet 'Shaving my beard, plucking my unibrow, and picking out my nicest white boy flannel for my visa appointment' showcases his playful and adaptable personality. His intellectual curiosity, as seen in 'The Erie Canal’s peak year was 1855,' reflects an ENFP’s love for learning. His social insights, like 'Why is the NYC rideshare market so inefficient?' highlight his empathy and observational skills. ENFPs thrive on creativity and connection, much like John.

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Urban dweller | Slow Cooker Sunday enthusiast | RAV4 nostalgist | Observing life’s quirks, one tweet at a time | History nerd with a side of garlic naan appreciation.– @johntrified

Your signature cocktail
The 'Canal Cooler' reflects John’s love for history and subtle complexity. Whiskey nods to his appreciation for tradition, as seen in 'The Erie Canal’s peak year was 1855.' Maple syrup adds a touch of sweetness, mirroring his humor in 'Standing up to offer my seat to an elderly woman speed run attempt.' Lemon juice and soda water keep it fresh and approachable, much like his personality.

Your Hogwarts House
John’s intellectual curiosity and wit align him with Ravenclaw. His fascination with history, such as 'The Erie Canal’s peak year was 1855,' and his thoughtful musings on urban life reflect a Ravenclaw’s love for learning and analysis. His humor, as seen in 'Standing up to offer my seat to an elderly woman speed run attempt,' adds a playful, cerebral edge. While he’s not overly ambitious or bold, his reflective and creative nature makes him a clear fit for this house.

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This laid-back classic matches John’s mix of humor and thoughtful reflection. His tweet 'God I love being a yuppie' captures the song’s carefree vibe. 'Participating in the suburban tradition of racing to see which neighbour can shovel their driveway first' aligns with its celebration of simple joys. The song’s easygoing spirit mirrors his personality, making it a fitting anthem for his life.

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