JohnWilkeBoots
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sarcastic Humor: His tweet 'White people at the theater when you shoot the fucking president' shows his ability to craft dark, clever jokes that play on historical events.
- Historically Knowledgeable: References like 'The D in Dwight D. Eisenhower stands for diva btw' and 'Abraham Lincoln is trending after BuzzFeed reported he has been registered as a Republican in Illinois since 1856' reveal his deep interest in history.
- Creative Thinker: His tweet about 'The white house has lost the mandate of heaven' demonstrates his ability to merge historical concepts with modern-day satire.
- Gaming Enthusiast: His love for gaming shines in tweets like 'WE FW RALSEI DELTARUNE HEAVY IN THIS HOUSE!!!!' and 'Can we get a president on fortnite friday already?'
- Expressive: His tweet 'Bit personal but I’m taking it out of my priv. Undertale taught me a lot about life' shows his willingness to share personal reflections with his audience.
Weaknesses:
- Overly Sarcastic: Tweets like 'Imagine dying LMAOOO' and 'This world is fucking MOCKING me' show his tendency to use sarcasm excessively, which might alienate some people.
- Chaotic Energy: His declaration of war on copper and other dramatic tweets suggest a chaotic and unpredictable personality that might be hard to follow or understand.
- Impulsiveness: Tweeting 'Just installed the app which means I’m getting notifs over fucking ANYTHING there is going to be a purge going on here' reflects impulsive behavior.
- Overly Critical: Tweets like 'Tw the ugliest mfs I’ve ever seen in my entire life rest in the pits of this thread' show a tendency to be overly judgmental of others.
- Over-the-Top Dramatics: His tweet 'The white house has lost the mandate of heaven' shows a flair for dramatics that might not resonate with everyone.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
John's chaotic and rebellious personality mirrors Bart Simpson's mischief and penchant for stirring trouble. Tweets like 'Im declaring war on copper btw' and 'KICK EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN' show his love for chaos and rebellion. Bart's sarcastic and irreverent humor aligns with John's tweets like 'Imagine dying LMAOOO.' Both characters thrive on pushing boundaries and challenging norms, making Bart the perfect match for John.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
John fits the ENTP personality type: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion is evident in tweets like 'Dear mutuals and other NERDS, feel free to ask me questions or I WILL get sad,' where he seeks engagement. His intuitive nature shines in his clever historical and political commentary, such as 'The white house has lost the mandate of heaven.' His thinking side is clear in his sharp critiques, like 'Washington rolling on his coffin fast enough to power up the entirety of the new catholic world order.' Finally, his perceiving trait is reflected in his chaotic and spontaneous tweets, like 'Im declaring war on copper btw.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a trickshot? Because you just hit me right in the heart!
- Are you a theater stage? Because I feel like I could perform my whole life for you.
- You must be a poll tax, because I can't get you out of my mind!
- Are you a chaotic tweet? Because you just made my timeline brighter.
- Are you Undertale? Because you've taught me a lot about love already.
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Sarcastic historian, world-class trickshotter, and chaos enthusiast | Gaming, politics, and history collide | Undertale fanboy | Ford's Theater resident | DM me for trickshot tips!– @JohnWilkeBoots
Your signature cocktail
The Trickshot
The 'Trickshot' represents John's bold and theatrical personality. Whiskey reflects his historical and dramatic flair, as seen in 'White people at the theater when you shoot the fucking president.' Grenadine adds a touch of chaos and color, mirroring tweets like 'Im declaring war on copper btw.' Lime juice brings a sharp, sarcastic edge, while soda water reflects his unpredictable energy. The cherry garnish is a nod to his love for quirky humor and absurdity.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
John fits Slytherin for his cunning, ambition, and sharp wit. His tweet 'White people at the theater when you shoot the fucking president' showcases his cleverness and boldness, which are hallmarks of Slytherin. His sarcastic, biting humor, as seen in 'Imagine dying LMAOOO,' aligns with the house's reputation for sharp-tongued comments. He also shows ambition and confidence, tweeting 'I'm the goat at everything I do it's not even funny.' His penchant for drama and theatrics further cements his place in Slytherin.
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Your song
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
This song's dramatic flair and mix of styles suit John's theatrical and chaotic personality. His tweet 'White people at the theater when you shoot the fucking president' reflects the song's dramatic storytelling. The song's shifts between serious and humorous tones align with John's tweets like 'Im declaring war on copper btw' and 'Bit personal but I’m taking it out of my priv.' It's a fitting anthem for his unpredictable energy.
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