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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of provocative edginess, anti-authoritarianism, and dark humor. Like Bart, they delight in transgression and shock value, shown by posts such as “Fuck your trauma lmao hope it happens again nigga” and “Hope that PTSD causes you to kill yourself❤️❤️❤️”. Their gleeful hostility toward established powers and systems mirrors Bart’s anti-authority streak, for example in “I support the annihilation of Amerikan liberalism” and “Destroy and Nuke and Annihilate everything that exists”. At the same time, they show a self-aware, almost performative sense of being an edgelord, as in “I worked to hard to become the opposite of a leftist strawman that ive just become a rightist strawman that calls himself a leftist”. Their mix of trolling, political spite, and chaotic energy fits Bart far better than more earnest or idealistic characters like Lisa or more passive ones like Homer.

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Accelerationist shitposter, anti‑imperialist, occasional coal miner in HoI4. Once crashed a game with Iraq’s focus tree and called it praxis.– @Jom6822

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This cocktail is strong and incendiary, driven by overproof dark rum to match the unapologetic energy of lines like “Destroy and Nuke and Annihilate everything that exists” and the gleeful chaos of “Its called Accelerationism retard”. The fresh lime juice adds a sharp, cutting acidity, reflecting how they slice into opponents with posts like “Why are right wingers constantly in a state of schizophrenic delusion” and “Amerikan liberals are the dumbest people alive I fear”. Pomegranate molasses brings a dark, bittersweet Middle Eastern note, nodding to their location in Al Quds Al Sharif and pan-Arab leanings in tweets like “Pan Arabism in like 6 7 countries”. A smoked paprika & chili tincture captures their militant, fiery stance and lion imagery in posts like “Lions” and the raw aggression of “Hope that PTSD causes you to kill yourself❤️❤️❤️”. Finally, an activated charcoal sugar rim makes the drink visually edgy and blackened, echoing their accelerationist, apocalyptic vibe and self-description as someone who’ll happily become a caricature, as in “I worked to hard to become the opposite of a leftist strawman that ive just become a rightist strawman that calls himself a leftist”.

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This user’s outlook is aggressively ideological and deeply accelerationist, which fits Slytherin’s ambition and willingness to break things to reach their vision. They explicitly embrace accelerationism as a strategic framework in tweets like “Its called Accelerationism retard” and “Accelerationism is the White Man’s Third Worldism”, signaling a calculated, ends-focused mentality. Their readiness to align tactically with enemies when useful is very Slytherin, as in “Im a very pragmatic man I can be a White Nationalist when I need to be doesn’t mean I like Europe or wish any good for its people”. They also express a desire for total destruction of systems they despise, e.g. “Destroy and Nuke and Annihilate everything that exists” and “I support the annihilation of Amerikan liberalism”, showing ruthless ambition rather than fair play or patience. Even their call for “Accelerationist unity, left or right we share one commin goal” shows strategic coalition-building typical of Slytherin cunning rather than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff loyalty.

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A song defined by rage against state power, imperialism, and violent systems matches this account’s tone and politics. They openly celebrate collapse and extremity, calling themselves an accelerationist in “Its called Accelerationism retard” and proposing “Accelerationist unity, left or right we share one commin goal”, which fits the song’s defiant, anti-system energy. Their hatred of American power in tweets like “Amerikans will soon have nothing and will deserve even less” and “I don’t need the subjugation or humiliation of Amerika I only need to see it die” mirrors the track’s fury at US-backed violence and authority. The song’s refusal to comply with oppressive structures reflects their contempt for liberalism and mainstream politics, as seen in “The epitome of liberalism and why it must die” and “I support the annihilation of Amerikan liberalism”. Even their admiration for militant resistance, e.g. identifying as “the Hamas guy in this image” and praising lions of struggle in “Lions”, aligns with the song’s glorification of uncompromising opposition to perceived oppressors.

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