jomianeous
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Investigative: Shares primary source documents (e.g., Epstein grand jury files) and highlights censorship
- Politically informed: References detailed Brazilian and US political events (e.g., Senate PGR appointment, Trump‑Venezuela speculation)
- Critical thinker: Questions official narratives, such as the lack of reason for Toffoli’s secret investigation and US invasion claims
- Engaging: Uses images, polls, and quote‑tweets to provoke discussion (e.g., “Vamos fazer essa enquete novamente”)
- Bilingual: Tweets in both Portuguese and English, expanding audience reach
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic: Frequent doom‑laden statements about Lula’s fourth term and Brazil’s future
- Conspiratorial: Speculates on secret Brazil‑US deals and hidden investigations without evidence
- Repetitive: Repeatedly posts similar corruption‑scandal themes month after month
- Emotional: Uses strong emotive language like “hell”, “scary”, “bizarre” that reduces objectivity
- Simplistic: Offers binary judgments on complex issues (e.g., “Trump will invade Venezuela”, “STF is corrupt”) without nuance
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user’s constant cynicism and sarcastic commentary resemble Comic Book Guy’s trademark pessimism. In tweets like "É vergonhoso que essa prática tenha sido legalizada pelo próprio STF" and "The thought of a 4th Lula term unironically scares me because it'd be more lefty than the current one and it'd basically be hell", they express disdain for institutions and fear of political outcomes, much like Comic Book Guy’s "Worst. Episode. Ever." attitude. Their bio "Pessimista em um grau saudável" mirrors his perpetual negativity. Their random musings such as "I think there's 6 or 7 days in a week" and "I don't like my house" echo Comic Book Guy’s habit of making off‑beat, self‑deprecating jokes. This blend of political cynicism, sarcasm, and pop‑culture‑flavored commentary fits Comic Book Guy best.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user’s frequent public commentary, quoting others and reacting to current events (e.g., 'Who cares about what he of all people has to say' and 'Sorry, but I don’t believe that an invasion … would destabilize the entirety of South America') shows an extraverted orientation. Their focus on patterns, future possibilities, and speculative shower thoughts (e.g., 'The thought of a 4th Lula term unironically scares me because it’d be more lefty than the current one' and 'I just had an extended shower thought where I thought up an alternative timeline where the COVID‑19 pandemic never happened') indicates a dominant intuition. The tone is analytical and logical, critiquing institutions with statements like 'It’s shameful that this practice was legalized by the STF' and 'It’s bizarre that the market really thought Lula had little chance of re‑election', which points to a thinking preference. The user’s spontaneous, open‑ended posting style and willingness to switch topics ('I’ll stop using Twitter for a few days…' and 'Sometimes I look at some of the people I’m following and say…') reflects a perceiving attitude. Combining Extraversion, Intuition, Thinking and Perceiving aligns best with the ENTP personality type, the classic “debater” who loves to challenge authority and explore ideas.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Toffoli‑sealed investigation? Because my heart's under ‘sigilo máximo’, but I'm ready to file a motion to unseal you.
- If Trump ever launches that Venezuela invasion, I'd skip the geopolitics and just declare a personal war on your heart—no diplomatic immunity required.
- I think the Rapture just happened—your smile made the heavens open up and drop a little piece of heaven onto me.
- When Cloudflare went down for three hours, my connection was sluggish; now that I've found you, my firewall's down and I'm fully exposed to your charm.
- You set the temperature higher than the hype around COP30, and the wind of your charisma blows me away—let's cause a climate shift of our own.
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Brazilian political junkie, skeptic & satire curator. I once confused a conspiracy thread for a coffee recipe—now I tweet reality, rumors & sarcasm.– @jomianeous
Your signature cocktail
Centrist's Dystopia
The Centrist's Dystopia blends Brazilian cachaça with American bourbon to echo @jomianeous' mix of Brazil‑US political commentary, while Campari adds the healthy dose of bitterness that mirrors their self‑described ‘pessimista em um grau saudável.’ The lime juice balances the bitterness, reflecting their centrist stance that tries to keep things even. A hint of smoked rosemary bitters gives a dark, smoky finish, nodding to the recurring themes of authoritarianism and corruption in their tweets, such as "É bizarro que o mercado realmente achava que o Lula tinha pouca chance de se reeleger em 2026" and "The thought of a 4th Lula term unironically scares me because it'd be more lefty than the current one and it'd basically be hell." The garnish of a tiny Chile pepper also hints at the spicy, conspiratorial tone of posts like "Sorry, but I don’t believe that an invasion or millitary attack on Venezuela… would destabilize the entirety of South America."
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user consistently seeks evidence and analysis, e.g., "Isso pode até parecer uma paródia, mas não é. Este é um dos documentos do grande júri do caso Epstein..." and "Eu realmente gostaria de saber o que foi negociado entre Brasil e EUA que resultou na redução de tarifas..." showing a drive for knowledge. Their tweets dissect political scandals with a critical, intellectual lens, as in "É vergonhoso que essa prática tenha sido legalizada pelo próprio STF" and "Literalmente mais ou menos todo mês há um escândalo de corrupção..." indicating a preference for rational insight over emotion. This pattern of curiosity, logical scrutiny, and valuing truth aligns with Ravenclaw's emphasis on wisdom and intellect.
Your movie
Your song
Mad World - Gary Jules
The user's constant focus on political chaos and corruption, such as 'Literalmente há algum escândalo de corrupção envolvendo o governo Lula ou o STF todo mês e ninguém protesta', mirrors the bleak observation of a 'mad world' in the song. Their tweet about not being able to tell dreams from reality, 'Recentemente, venho tendo dificuldades em distinguir entre meus sonhos e a realidade', echoes the line 'And I find it kind of funny, I think I'm crazy' from the lyrics. The repeated references to bizarre events like 'Sorry, but I don't believe that an invasion or millitary attack on Venezuela... would destabilize the entirety of South America' highlight the sense that the world is irrational, a key theme in 'Mad World'. This melancholic, reflective tone matches the user's self-described 'pessimista em um grau saudável' and centrist yet disillusioned perspective.
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