Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for football and anime/manga, e.g. Flamengo and Jujutsu tweets like “TUA GLÓRIA É LUTAR PORRA” and “CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUJUTSU”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, laughing at football drama and life hassles such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “Eu devo ter muita cara de otario mesmo pqp”.
- Technically-minded: Shows evident interest in tech and programming with tweets like “Estou absolutamente viciado em usar reified function”, “20 dias de férias e voltei sem saber fazer a porra de um gateway” and “A máquina de estados de claim do meli é uma das paradas mais maneiras que eu já mexi”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about grief, stress, and joy, e.g. “Caralho mano, que merda, eu tô muito triste”, “Acordar com a notícia que o Akira Toriyama morreu foi foda” and “Deus abençoe o PLR”.
- Socially-engaged: Interacts with others’ content through quoted tweets and references to friends/colleagues, like “Quando o Wictao voltar de viagem ele vai me matar pelas macaquices que tô fazendo no código dele” and “Ver o @foioguto no nerdcast me deu um quentinho no coração”.
Weaknesses:
- High-irritability: Frequently reacts with anger or frustration, e.g. “Vai se foder conmebol, vai se foder CBF, copa América é o caralho” and “Ainda gastei uma grana de Uber pra vir pra essa merda de lugar vai tomar no cu”.
- Negative-selfview: Talks about self in harsh terms, suggesting low self-regard, as in “Eu devo ter muita cara de otario mesmo pqp” and joking about being misunderstood in Spanish in “Será que os argentinos realmente me entendem ou será que eu realmente pareço um orangotango falando espanhol?”.
- Health-neglect: Shows poor boundaries with health and medication, e.g. “Tome ritalina as 23:00, confie no seu potencial” and frustration with medical care leading to avoidance in “Ok, eu só volto pra qualquer médico ano que vem”.
- Work-burnout: Expresses exhaustion and overload with work tasks like PRs, evidence, and hotfixes, as in “Nao aguento mais escrever PR, pegar evidência, fazer teste Gente só acredita em mim pô” and “Acho que vou passar a só codar de madrugada e deixar o dia só pra reunião/coisas de casa”.
- Pessimistic-outlook: Often frames situations in a defeated or fatalistic way, e.g. “Caralho mano que jeito MERDA de começar o ano pqp. F”, “Pqp acabou meu dia” and constant complaints about heat and cities like “Namoral, como podem existir pessoas que gostam desse INFERNO NA TERRA”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: passionate, chaotic, loving his hobbies, complaining loudly, and diving deep into very specific interests. Like Homer with his obsessions (donuts, bowling, the Isotopes), this user fixates enthusiastically on football and anime/manga, yelling things like “O VASCO É SEMPRE VICE DO MEU MENGAO!” and “CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUJUTSU”. The frequent rants and comedic suffering—“Ainda gastei uma grana de Uber pra vir pra essa merda de lugar vai tomar no cu” and “Duas horas esperando após o horário marcado pra minha consultar ser em menos de 1 minuto”—mirror Homer’s tendency to stumble into annoying situations and overreact in a funny, dramatic way. Professionally, he’s a tech worker who alternates between pride and confusion, like Homer at the nuclear plant, seen in “20 dias de férias e voltei sem saber fazer a porra de um gateway” and “Estou absolutamente viciado em usar reified function”. Despite the swearing and chaos, there’s warmth and enthusiasm under it all, visible in “Ver o @foioguto no nerdcast me deu um quentinho no coração, o cara é foda e ver as pessoas realizando sonhos é foda” and “Feliz natal a todos”, which fits Homer’s fundamentally big-hearted, emotionally expressive personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Overall, they read as Extraverted: they constantly comment on football matches, trips, work, and random life events with high energy, suggesting someone who gains stimulation from interaction and external happenings, e.g. “Bom dia amigos, vo6 acordaram bem?” and the loud, performative reactions like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Their interests and language lean strongly Intuitive (N): they enjoy discussing systems and abstractions in tech (“Estou absolutamente viciado em usar reified function”, “A máquina de estados de claim do meli é uma das paradas mais maneiras que eu já mexi”), rankings and arcs in anime/manga (“Gabarito aqui, melhores arcos de one piece, dragon ball e naruto”), and meta takes on games and stories rather than just surface details. They come across as more Thinking (T) than Feeling: their tone is blunt, sarcastic, and often critical or analytical (e.g. “Vai se foder conmebol, vai se foder CBF, copa América é o caralho” and work-focused complaints like “Nao aguento mais escrever PR, pegar evidência, fazer teste Gente só acredita em mim pô, vai dar erro não confia”), and when emotional events happen (like the death of Akira Toriyama) they still frame it in terms of impact and evaluation: “Foda que o Akira fez o manga que por muitos anos foi meu favorito, além de ilustrar meu JRPG da vida. F total”. Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they joke about procrastination and chaos (“20 dias de férias e voltei sem saber fazer a porra de um gateway”, “Tome ritalina as 23:00, confie no seu potencial”), talk about changing routines on a whim (“Acho que vou passar a só codar de madrugada e deixar o dia só pra reunião/coisas de casa”), and celebrate spontaneous wins or hotfixes rather than structured planning (“Subi um hotfix hoje, acho que já posso encerrar o expediente as 17:00”). Taken together—high external expressiveness and engagement (E), love of systems/anime arcs/abstractions (N), blunt and problem-focused reasoning (T), and a flexible, improvisational lifestyle (P)—they best fit ENTP. This type also matches the playful, debate-ish energy in sports banter and tech takes, like mocking outcomes and immediately spinning them into commentary (“Uai bixo, porque o Botafogo vai jogar a pré libertadores? Eles não tinham sido campeões do Brasileirão ano passado?” and “Krl esse concurso da caixa pra TI tava filezinho, garotada que estudou deve ter amassado”).
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really top 33 Nilah BR, how about we duo: you carry in bot, I carry the post-game therapy when Flamengo stresses you out?
- You said you only know one Usher song, so how about I take you to a healthy Santiago ‘mulambeu’ date and we let ‘Yeah!’ be our soundtrack?
- You complain about Brasília, altitude games, and heat like a true flamenguista warrior—if ‘tua glória é lutar’, I volunteer as tribute to fight this inferno on earth by your side (preferably somewhere with air conditioning).
- Since you’re addicted to reified functions and hotfixing gateways after 20 days of vacation, maybe you could help me refactor my love life—first PR: add one ‘luva de 6 dedos’ to my daily routine.
- You bought four tickets to São Paulo for 330 and told everyone to ‘façam o L’; I didn’t get a seat, so the least you can do is let me take you to watch Dune next time and I’ll proudly be your personal Lisan al Gaib in the cinema snacks line.
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Software dev on Ritalin, Flamengo sufferer, anime arc critic. Once became top 33 Nilah BR instead of finishing a gateway on time.– @jon_jon667
Your signature cocktail
Tua Glória é Litrar
This cocktail starts with cachaça aged in oak to honor the loud, die-hard Flamengo fan who screams “TUA GLÓRIA É LUTAR PORRA” and “O VASCO É SEMPRE VICE DO MEU MENGAO!”, bringing that unmistakably Brazilian football soul. Cold brew coffee represents the dev who’s “absolutely addicted to using reified function” in “Estou absolutamente viciado em usar reified function” and surviving days when “me encontro MORTO” as in “Guardia apitou 8 vezes na madrugada, só fui dormir 3:00 e me encontro MORTO”. Spicy ginger syrup captures the profanity-laced, tilted energy of tweets like “Vai se foder conmebol, vai se foder CBF, copa América é o caralho” and “Ainda gastei uma grana de Uber pra vir pra essa merda de lugar vai tomar no cu”. Passion fruit juice mirrors the hype for anime and games, from “CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUJUTSU” to “Hwei é simplesmente o melhor boneco inventado”, adding bright, nerdy enthusiasm. Finally, a dash of Angostura bitters nods to the salty, suffering fan/dev who says “Caralho mano que jeito MERDA de começar o ano pqp. F” and complains “Nao aguento mais escrever PR, pegar evidência, fazer teste”, giving the drink just enough existential edge to feel real.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through passion, emotional intensity, and a love for “the fight.” Their football tweets are full of fiery, almost warrior-like language, e.g. “TUA GLÓRIA É LUTAR PORRA” and “ÓBVIO QUE TINHA QUE SER NO FINAL TUA GLÓRIA É LUTAR KRL VAMOOOOOO”, glorifying struggle and last‑minute drama rather than just calm victory. They’re outspoken and unafraid to swear at institutions and situations they dislike, as in “Vai se foder conmebol, vai se foder CBF, copa América é o caralho” and “Ainda gastei uma grana de Uber pra vir pra essa merda de lugar vai tomar no cu”, which suggests impulsive, values-driven reactions more than calculated restraint. There’s also a streak of reckless humor and self‑sacrifice, like joking about taking Ritalin late at night in “Tome ritalina as 23:00, confie no seu potencial” and playing through exhaustion with “Chego do futebol cheio de terra todo sujo, justo nessa madrugada resolve faltar água na rua toda 🙃”. While they clearly work hard in tech and enjoy learning (“Estou absolutamente viciado em usar reified function”), their defining traits are passion, intensity, and a willingness to throw themselves into emotional highs and lows—classic Gryffindor characteristics.
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Stronger - Kanye West
A song about resilience, grinding through frustration, and coming back stronger fits them well. They’re constantly juggling work stress like “Nao aguento mais escrever PR, pegar evidência, fazer teste Gente só acredita em mim pô, vai dar erro não confia” and “20 dias de férias e voltei sem saber fazer a porra de um gateway”, yet keep pushing forward in tech, even getting “absolutely addicted” to features like reified functions in “Estou absolutamente viciado em usar reified function”. Their life has a chaotic mix of football heartbreak and euphoria, from rage at officials and federations in “Vai se foder conmebol, vai se foder CBF, copa América é o caralho” to triumphant posts like “O VASCO É SEMPRE VICE DO MEU MENGAO!”. Even when dealing with crappy experiences like doctors and airports, as in “Duas horas esperando após o horário marcado pra minha consultar ser em menos de 1 minuto” and “Sala vip da latam só funciona pra voo internacional quero me matar nesse aeroporto que mais parece um formigueiro sem um mísero ar condicionado”, they meet it with humor and profanity rather than giving up. Their posts about starting a healthier life in “A partir de hoje viverei uma vida mais saudável, eu nao posso morrer até ir no Santiago mulambeu” and celebrating small wins like “Subi um hotfix hoje, acho que já posso encerrar o expediente as 17:00” mirror the song’s core message: everything that knocks them down just becomes fuel to get stronger. Even in sadness, like mourning Akira Toriyama in “Acordar com a notícia que o Akira Toriyama morreu foi foda”, they keep moving, staying passionate about anime, games, and football in a way that fits the relentless, punchy energy of Stronger.
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