Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constant excited analysis and art ideas about CJ/Jonmia, e.g. “need domestic jonmia...” and “happy pride month to cc jonmia”.
- Creative artist: Regularly draws and refines fanart, like “pushed myself off the bed to draw... i kinda cheered” and “ugh i finished but should i color it or no”.
- Humorous voice: Uses playful exaggeration and memes, such as “uni joni's hands are so big she could do wtv to me w it idc slap me choke me throw me from a tall building” and “still cant believe fifi's last name is fuckass danker. like... okay fifi danker”.
- Analytical thinker: Breaks down character traits and dynamics in detail, like “thinking abt how fifi might be shorter than joni...” and “hateee it sm when ppl only view mia as 'perfect pretty goddess angel' and then completely ignore her character”.
- Community‑minded: Engages with fandom, quoted tweets, and wonders about activity levels: “is there even anyone here whos actually like. active on cjtwt now or is it completely dead” and interacts with oomfs in multiple quote tweets.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive humor: Frequent jokes about harm or death, e.g. “lets all just kill ourselves idk” and “THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA KMS”.
- Academic procrastination: Openly postpones schoolwork for fandom, like “almost 200 tweets and i havent even done promotwt AND i havent touched any of my hws” and stressing about SPM in “im such a basic ass bitch but idgaf i have spm to worry abt and theyre my everything”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings from excitement to distress, e.g. “another day of feeling hateful i need to do something before i burst or wtv” and “im going to knock my head against the wall”.
- Negative self‑talk: Describes self harshly, such as “im such a basic ass bitch but idgaf” and framing their feelings as “hateful” in “another day of feeling hateful i need to do something before i burst or wtv”.
- Social insecurity: Expresses doubt about fitting in or making friends, like “how does one even socialise and make friends on twitter dot com” and worrying about whether cjtwt is “completely dead” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is an intense, thoughtful fangirl who overanalyzes media and gets emotionally invested, much like Lisa with her causes and interests. They deep-dive into character dynamics and themes, for example dissecting a single panel in detail: “this panel in g61 after joni realises she might have a chance to be forgiven by joni even tho mia was still uncertain to forgive her or not IM SO HUURRRRTTTTT THIS PUPPYYYY” and “hateee it sm when ppl only view mia as 'perfect pretty goddess angel' and then completely ignore her character like brotherrr let her dorky side shine too!!!”. Like Lisa’s combination of high-achiever stress and online/activist energy, they juggle school pressure with fandom, noting both SPM and physics projects while still tweeting nonstop: “almost 200 tweets and i havent even done promotwt AND i havent touched any of my hws” and “i love fizik ok but projek pbl prinsip pascal mcm sial”. Their dramatic, hyperbolic reactions mirror Lisa’s emotional intensity and occasional melodrama: “THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA KMS” and “im going to knock my head against the wall”. Finally, their mix of niche yuri/jonmia brainrot and social awkwardness—“how does one even socialise and make friends on twitter dot com”—feels very Lisa: smart, passionate, a bit isolated, and deeply devoted to the things they love.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets center on solitary interests (drawing, reading, hyperfixating on Candy Series ships) and online fandom rather than offline socializing, and they explicitly struggle with socializing like in “how does one even socialise and make friends on twitter dot com”. The heavy focus on interpretations, symbolism, and possibilities around characters and ships points to Intuition—for example, turning small canon crumbs into elaborate emotional narratives in “this panel in g61 after joni realises she might have a chance to be forgiven… IM SO HUURRRRTTTTT THIS PUPPYYYY” rather than just commenting on the literal panel. Their tone is intensely emotional and value-driven, clearly favoring Feeling over detached logic: they talk about being “hurt,” “mourning,” or wanting characters’ dorky sides appreciated, as in “hateee it sm when ppl only view mia as 'perfect pretty goddess angel' and then completely ignore her character like brotherrr let her dorky side shine too!!!”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than structured—there are multiple mentions of procrastination and chaotic workflow like “almost 200 tweets and i havent even done promotwt AND i havent touched any of my hws” and “i have spm to worry abt and theyre my everything”, showing spontaneity and last-minute coping rather than organized planning. Overall, an emotionally intense, fantasy- and character-driven inner world, combined with social shyness and disorganized habits, fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re “no 1 mia defender ever,” but have you considered a promotion to ‘defender of us holding hands on page 2 of our story’ like that KYAAAAAA tweet?
- You’re free from SPM and still asking how to make things about jonmia—easy: start with a domestic jonmia AU where we stream LOONA redebuts while you draw and I make you forget homework exists again.
- Not to be dramatic, but the way you analyzed that g61 panel where Joni might be forgiven… I kind of want you to look at me with the same ‘IM SO HUURRRRTTTTT THIS PUPPYYYY’ energy and then choose to forgive me for falling for you this fast.
- You mourn hourly Candy Jem, ship jonmia and dankiu, and hate Charles Wang as a side gig—if I become your main gig, will you talk about me with the same caps-lock feral energy as your ‘THANK U JONI LIU FROM CANDY SERIES’ tweet?
- You said uni Joni’s hands are so big she could slap, choke, or throw you from a tall building… I can’t offer that, but I can offer holding your hand like that ‘just made jonmia win in a poll’ victory—gentle, a bit unhinged, and extremely committed.
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SPM survivor, CJ/loona enjoyer & part-time Charles Wang critic. Once drew through a fever just to finish a Jonmia sketch.– @jonmiapilled
Your signature cocktail
The Jonmia Brainrot Fizz
This drink is soft, chaotic, and a little too obsessed—just like someone who tweets “just made jonmia win in a poll im truly an orbit” and “wait im supposed to be jonmiapilled”. The lychee soju/vodka base is sweet but deceptively strong, echoing their intense yuri brainrot in posts like “need domestic jonmia...”. Rose syrup with calamansi/lime adds floral yearning plus a sharp tang, mirroring tweets such as “im going to knock my head against the wall” and “another day of feeling hateful i need to do something before i burst or wtv”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright and fizzy like their art dumps and CJ rambling in “pushed myself off the bed to draw... i kinda cheered” and “i was born in the right generation... i love drawing cj yuri while streaming loona redebuts”. Pink grapefruit bitters nod to all the dramatic suffering—“lets all just kill ourselves idk” and the eternal SPM stress in “i have spm to worry abt and theyre my everything”—balancing sweetness with emo bite. Finally, the glitter/popping candy rim captures the silly, overexcited capslock energy of “KYAAAAAA HAND HOLD ALREADY ON SECOND PAGE” and “THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA KMS”, making the whole cocktail feel like a sparkling Jonmia reaction thread in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with creativity and analysis of fictional dynamics, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They constantly dissect character relationships and canon details, like when they break down panel implications in-depth: “this panel in g61 after joni realises she might have a chance to be forgiven by joni even tho mia was still uncertain to forgive her or not IM SO HUURRRRTTTTT THIS PUPPYYYY” and “thinking abt how fifi might be shorter than joni considering shes been described as small/petite at least two times in cjn1 alone while joni was never mentioned to be that way... yk who else was also mentioned as petite in cjn1? alex!!!😭😭”. They show a love of patterns and close reading—notice how they notice meta details like the romance comic title and design in canon: “can we take a moment to remember that the romance comic sofia was reading in g63 is called GIRLS comics and the leads on the cover look oddly familiar”. Their fanart and meta posts show imaginative worldbuilding and intellectual play, like turning unrelated things into ship analysis: “so epic the musical brain rotted lately how do i make this greek man's suffering abt uni joni” and “now how do i make this abt jonmia”. While they do show loyalty to fave characters, the defining thread is their intense, almost scholarly enthusiasm for understanding and reinterpreting media, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Obsessed - Mariah Carey
A fitting song for @jonmiapilled is “Obsessed” because their entire account joyfully revolves around being consumed by their ships and faves. Their bio literally says they “like jonmia a normal amount,” while tweets like “just made jonmia win in a poll im truly an orbit” and “need domestic jonmia...” show a playful, all-consuming fixation that mirrors the song’s theme of intense focus on someone. The dramatic, over-the-top tone of posts like “THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA KMS” and “uni joni's hands are so big she could do wtv to me w it idc slap me choke me throw me from a tall building” fits the exaggerated emotional energy of the track. Even their handle and constant analysis, such as “thinking abt how fifi might be shorter than joni…”, highlight the kind of dedicated obsession the song title captures perfectly.
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