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Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebel who constantly challenges authority and scoffs at mainstream opinions, just like the user’s frequent anti‑government and anti‑liberal remarks such as 'Why’s it always oh no the government is shutdown again! and not Oh yeah! The government is on libertarian mode!'. The user’s sarcastic retort 'People is always more natural than folks and checks all the same boxes. I make a point to avoid gendered language where it makes sense, but folks just sounds like corporate virtue signaling.' mirrors Bart’s disdain for conformity. Their libertarian references, like 'Should i move to Galt‘s Gulch 🧐', echo Bart’s love for freedom and defiance of rules. The user’s obsession with tracking data (e.g., 'I figure i need to start formally tracking critical disengagements…') resembles Bart’s meticulous scheming in his pranks. Overall, the combination of rebellious sarcasm, anti‑establishment sentiment, and a penchant for mocking authority fits Bart Simpson best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tone is reflective and often framed as personal observations rather than seeking social interaction, as seen in "'What's the context?' I think that’s my new go to when my liberal coworkers ask my opinion…", indicating Introversion. Their focus on abstract patterns and data, e.g., "3,406 miles between these critical disengagements, so averaging 2800 miles for the data points i have," shows a preference for Intuition over concrete details. Decision‑making is grounded in logical analysis, illustrated by "'People' is always more natural than 'folks'… I make a point to avoid gendered language… it just sounds like corporate virtue signaling," reflecting a Thinking style. Finally, they demonstrate a structured, planning mindset, saying "I figure i need to start formally tracking critical disengagements because maybe it’s not quite as good as i think it is," which aligns with Judging.

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Tesla FSD data collector, libertarian tech enthusiast, Elon fan. Once let my Model 3 decide if a red light was a stop sign—spoiler: it chose stop.– @jonseejon

Your signature cocktail
The Giga Gulch captures the bold, independent spirit of a libertarian tech enthusiast, blending bourbon’s rugged strength with the electric blue of Tesla’s aura, a nod to the tweet 'I’ve voted all my shares in favor of @elonmusk taking us to a 6x valuation, how about you?'. The splash of Campari references the 'red light as a stop sign' mishap and adds a bitter edge that mirrors the user’s sharp commentary like 'Don’t take the law into your own hands' really means don’t take your rights into your own hands'. A dash of ginger bitters adds the spicy sarcasm found in 'Fast mode should just be called 'Regurgitation' mode', while the lemon’s tartness reflects the crisp, no‑nonsense tone of 'Should i move to Galt‘s Gulch 🧐'. Together, the drink is a rebellious mix that feels like a libertarian’s toast to 'Why’s it always oh no the government is shutdown again! and not Oh yeah! The government is on libertarian mode!'.

Your Hogwarts House
Jonseejon’s tweets reveal a strong drive for knowledge and analytical thinking, such as when they say 'I figure i need to start formally tracking critical disengagements because maybe it’s not quite as good as i think it is' and 'Just had Grok unredact a document, thinking for six minutes and using 138 sources.' They also criticize shallow processing, calling 'Fast mode should just be called Regurgitation mode... Expert mode actually thinks and checks primary sources,' showing a value for depth and wisdom. This focus on data, research, and intellectual rigor aligns best with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wit and learning. While they sometimes show ambition, the core of their content is about seeking truth and understanding, which is the hallmark of Ravenclaw.

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The song My Way celebrates living life on one's own terms and making choices without apologizing, which mirrors @jonseejon's frequent insistence on personal autonomy, as seen in the tweet 'What's the context?' I think that’s my new go to when my liberal coworkers ask my opinion… The left usually loses once facts come in. Their libertarian leanings are evident in the line Should i move to Galt‘s Gulch 🧐 and the criticism of government, Why’s it always 'oh no the government is shutdown again!' and not 'Oh yeah! The government is on libertarian mode?'. Their confidence in self‑directed decisions is highlighted by I’ve voted all my shares in favor of @elonmusk taking us to a 6x valuation, how about you? and the commitment to drive approximately 100% of the time on FSD. The lyric I’ve lived a life that’s full, traveled each and every highway matches their obsession with mileage, as they track 3,406 miles between these critical disengagements and 2,187 miles on v12. Overall, the defiant, self‑reliant spirit of My Way captures the blend of tech‑savvy libertarianism, sarcasm, and independence that characterizes @jonseejon’s tweets.

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