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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, attention-seeking teen who mixes real pain with dark humor and constant mischief. Their timeline is full of provocative, edgy posts like “I’m gonna forcefully impregnate a femboy” and “I’m thrusting into you as we speak”, echoing Bart’s boundary-pushing and love of shock value. At the same time, there’s a clear undercurrent of distress and nihilism, such as “One day you’ll never see me again xxx” and “Pull a Hannah baker yes or yes”, similar to Bart’s occasional serious episodes where his feelings slip through the jokes. Their self-description as a “chronically online fujoshi stoner” and posts like “Wake and baked WAY to hard” fit Bart’s reckless impulsivity and tendency to self-sabotage. The way they lean into being a menace—“um yaoi and menace… YAY‼️”—mirrors Bart’s identity as Springfield’s resident troublemaker who masks vulnerability with chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, seek interaction and attention, and talk about group activities and friends, e.g. joking about group sessions and social circles like “Girls night in as though it’s not every night” and fretting when irls discover their account in “THE IRLS FOUND ME FUCK IM GOING ON PRIVATE”, which shows high social investment even while valuing some privacy. They seem iNtuitive: many tweets are about ideas, identity, and meaning rather than concrete details, such as “People only gaf when you’re gone bru” and their abstract rant on piracy and creators in “People need to get over piracy esp the makers of things. You can’t control it EVERYTHING gets pirated.”. They fit Feeling more than Thinking: even when they make arguments, they center them around emotional reactions and values, like the anger and empathy in “I hate not having anyone to talk to then actually gaining the courage to do it and getting made fun of” and the grief and attachment in “rest in peace Rhys… I loved you so much… I will miss you forever”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their lifestyle is impulsive, chaotic, and present-focused, from substance use and dark humor like “2026 is tomorrow, sad to say I WILL be doing bender till December this year” to spontaneous, unfiltered posts such as “I’m bout to say a slurrrrrr F Ff F… FAG!!”. Their fluctuating mood, constant shifting of topics, and lack of long-term structured planning point more to an ENFP style than a more organized J type.

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Juniper, 16 · homeschooled artist & chronic media analyst. Once fell asleep mid-sesh and still lived to overshare about it online.– @joobinsleftnut

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who proudly calls themself a “chronically online fujoshi stoner” in their bio and declares “I’m here for a good time not a long time remember that people don’t piss me off just kiss me”. The smoky mezcal shot captures their weed-and-cigarette haze, from “ZERO weed today, sober till 15:00 I might have to kms at 14:30” to “Wake and baked WAY to hard”. The electric blue energy drink mirrors their manic, terminally-online energy and yaoi-fueled brainrot, especially with tags like #weedtwt and #yaoitwt in their promo tweet. Sour cherry liqueur stands in for their sharp, sometimes vicious humor—like yelling “I hope you enroll in college and don’t pass your little class, I hope you fall in some gas, I hope your kids get a step dad and beat on their ass.”—while still being sweet underneath. The cotton-candy vapor/spun sugar is the fluffy, cute veneer over darker thoughts, from “Wiki how to want to not die” to “One day you’ll never see me again xxx”. Finally, a dash of salted bitters nods to their grief and self-destructive streak—mourning a friend in “rest in peace Rhys… I will miss you forever” and the haunting line “I hate catching a glimpse of the scar on my neck, like what was I thinking?”—giving the drink emotional bite beneath all the smoke and glitter.

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A fitting song for them is Bored by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of numbness, self-destructive humor, and wanting more from life than constant pain. They joke about death and self‑harm while clearly hurting, like in “One day you’ll never see me again xxx”, “One day I’ll bleed out on the bathroom floor xx”, and “Pull a Hannah baker yes or yes”, echoing the song’s feeling of being exhausted with everything. The constant bender/drug talk such as “2026 is tomorrow, sad to say I WILL be doing bender till December this year” and “Wake and baked WAY to hard” fits the song’s vibe of trying to fill a void and still feeling empty. Their posts about grief and loss, like “I am sorry to say this, but rest in peace Rhys…” and “So💔 my aunt died this morning apparently💔 what do I do now 💔”, mirror the underlying sadness and disillusionment in Bored. At the same time, they cope with edgy humor and chaotic energy—“I’m here for a good time not a long time remember that people don’t piss me off just kiss me”—which matches the resigned, emotionally drained tone of the song rather than something purely upbeat or purely tragic.

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