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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Their tweets like 'crop tops? how about crop bottoms' and 'every message someone receives from me should start with the disclaimer 'Downfall apparent;' highlight their sharp wit and comedic creativity.
- Politically Engaged: Joos frequently discusses politics, as seen in 'the tories need not hire bots, for the left will sabotage itself' and 'we should abolish the current education system.'
- Creative: Their tweet 'what if you had a librarian, but reversed. so a little origami dude looking after flesh tomes' showcases their imaginative and quirky ideas.
- Reflective: Joos's lament about digital impermanence, 'turns out I fucking despise the transience of digital works,' shows a thoughtful and reflective side.
- Inclusive: Their use of 'any/all pronouns' and tweets about respecting identities reflect an open-minded and inclusive personality.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Joos's critique of political systems, like 'no. simply not. and because it's tory, this is going to be the only item acted upon,' reveals a tendency toward pessimism.
- Frustrated: Their anger at digital impermanence, 'control your data,' shows a frustration with modern technology’s limitations.
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'I want to commit breaking and entering. There are three targets' suggest a tendency for impulsive, albeit humorous, statements.
- Overcritical: Their harsh critique of Helluva Boss, '6 awful forced swears IN 2 MINUTES is the problem,' shows a tendency to overanalyze media.
- Distracted: Joos's focus on niche topics like 'dark sclera light iris is underrated character design' could detract from broader priorities.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Joos parallels Lisa Simpson’s intellect, activism, and sarcastic wit. Like Lisa advocating for change, Joos critiques politics, tweeting 'the tories need not hire bots, for the left will sabotage itself.' Their creative ideas, 'what if you had a librarian, but reversed,' reflect Lisa’s quirky side. Both share a reflective nature, as seen in Joos’s lament about digital impermanence, 'control your data.' They’re outspoken, analytical, and unapologetically unique.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Joos embodies INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. Their reflective nature, 'control your data,' shows introversion and deep thought. Intuition drives their creative ideas, like 'what if you had a librarian, but reversed.' Their logical critiques, 'we should abolish the current education system,' reflect their thinking side. Perceiving keeps them adaptable, seen in their humorous and spontaneous tweets like 'crop tops? how about crop bottoms.' They’re analytical, imaginative, and independent.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a lost digital file? Because I want to preserve you forever.
- If crop bottoms are your idea, let me be the first to model them for you.
- Are you a librarian? Because you’ve got all the flesh tomes I need.
- Your humor is like a rare Discord invite—it’s expired, but it’s unforgettable.
- Are you a Ravenclaw? Because your wit and creativity have me spellbound.
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Politically aware internet dweller | Sarcasm enthusiast | Lover of niche humor, gaming, and digital preservation | Any/all pronouns | Advocating for chaos, crop bottoms, and abolishing bad systems.– @joosMorthn4ltrs
Your signature cocktail
Digital Sunset
The 'Digital Sunset' represents Joos’s reflective and creative personality. Vodka adds a sharp edge, like their critiques of societal flaws, 'we should abolish the current education system.' Orange Juice brings warmth, reflecting their humor in 'crop tops? how about crop bottoms.' Blue Curaçao and edible glitter symbolize their love for niche internet culture, like 'Best bit of the Twitter Musk incident is joining Tumblr just in time for Goncharov (1973).' It’s a cocktail as unique as Joos.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Joos’s creativity and intellect align with Ravenclaw. Their tweet 'what if you had a librarian, but reversed' showcases imaginative problem-solving. Their focus on preserving digital works, 'control your data,' reflects Ravenclaw’s value for knowledge and legacy. Their sarcastic humor and niche interests, like 'modern star wars is mid but what about the gay polyamorous show,' fit the house’s eccentric vibe. They’re less about Gryffindor bravery or Slytherin ambition and more about cleverness and individuality.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Joos’s reflective and critical nature, as seen in 'control your data' and 'we should abolish the current education system,' aligns with the introspective tone of this song. Their lament about societal flaws, 'it's a funny joke and all, but Margaret Thatcher actually did cause every societal problem,' fits the song’s themes of disillusionment. Their humor and individuality, like 'crop tops? how about crop bottoms,' add a unique twist to the song’s vibe.
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