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Their mix of deep nerd knowledge, constant media consumption, and sardonic criticism lines up closest with Comic Book Guy. They’re a hardcore fighting game/anime/gaming nerd who dives into minutiae, like dissecting Gundam trivia in posts such as “Resulta que Master Asia (aka El Invicto del Este) de Mobile Fighter G Gundam está basado en un personaje de una novela wuxia…” and ranking SoulCalibur entries in detail in “How much I enjoy playing them: SCVI > SCV > SCII…”. The sarcastic, often bitter tone toward companies and tech also fits, as seen in “A mí me están grabando… la imagen completamente negra durante todo el puto episodio. Buena app y eso” and “FFTactics llevándose el premio a mejor simulación/estrategia en 2025 es de chiste. ES UN JUEGO DE 1997”. Like Comic Book Guy, they mix cynicism with passion for their hobbies, reflected in posts such as “Mis wins en 2025: ??????? El local de fighting sigue abierto por mis cojones”. Even their grumbling about work and life, like “Mi 2025 ha sido una serie de patadas en los cojones… Cada día estoy más amargado”, lines up with Comic Book Guy’s chronically disgruntled, world-weary vibe.

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They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary hobbies like grinding JRPGs and fighting games (“Hop on SoulCalibur VI ( 90%)”, “Hoy por fin he terminado de desbloquear personajes en SoulCalibur III”) and long solo train trips with a PS5 and monitor in a backpack (“Cuando vuelva a Zaragoza tengo que pesar la mochila con la PS5, el monitor portátil y el stick”), with little interest in large socializing beyond tournaments. Their style fits Intuition (N): they often generalize from concrete events into patterns or commentary, e.g. from a single work memo to a broader critique of flexibility culture (“ahora la flexibilidad y el teletrabajo no son 'derechos adquiridos'”) or from AI use on Día de los Inocentes to economic consequences (“espero que todos los que estén usando IA generativa para sus inocentadas también se rían cuando les toque renovar móvil u ordenador”). They clearly favor Thinking (T): he dissects systems and decisions with blunt, logic-driven critiques, whether about game balance/economics (“A ver cuándo empiezan a reflejarse los numeritos mágicos en la economía del ciudadano”) or refund rules (“Han pagado por el juego... Solo el primero puede pedir un reembolso”), often using sarcasm rather than cushioning feelings. His approach indicates Judging (J): he plans for tournaments and travel gear meticulously (“La PlayStation 5 y el arcade stick caben perfectamente en la mochila... Pasado mañana me llega un monitor portátil... Este sábado es la SNTKDD”) and complains when systems or schedules are inefficient or unpredictable, such as unreliable vending machine restocks (“esta mierda no es viable. Dónde hostias está el tío que repone las máquinas de snacks”) or unstable remote play (“Desconectarse de PS Remote Play es literalmente tirar un dado para ver qué gilipollez va a hacer”). Putting this together — analytical, pattern-seeking, bluntly critical, and planning-focused yet introverted and immersed in niche interests — INTJ best matches their online persona.

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Founder @FGZaragoza, coder, JRPG & fighting game grinder. Once hauled a PS5, monitor & stick on a train just to keep locals alive.– @JorgeHighwind

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Named Red Zoidberg Tech Trap because if a shower doesn’t leave him "more red than Zoidberg" it wasn’t good enough, as he jokes in “Si no salgo más rojo que Zoidberg no ha sido una buena ducha”. The smoky aged rum stands for the long grind and fatigue of his work life and train hauls with PS5, stick and monitor, like in “Boring ass job” and “Cuando vuelva a Zaragoza tengo que pesar la mochila con la PS5, el monitor portátil y el stick”. Amaro adds a bitter edge for his economic frustration and general disillusion, echoing “Mi 2025 ha sido una serie de patadas en los cojones…” and “Mi propósito para 2026 es básicamente aguantar”. The espresso shot captures the wired, competitive focus of a fighting-game grinder registering for tournaments like “I just registered for The Cage Series 39” and his Souls/SC/Tekken sessions such as “Abro ranked de Tekken 8… Cierro Tekken 8”. Spicy ginger beer brings fast, punchy energy and some chaos, a nod to his love for high-tempo games and hype posts like “Hop on SoulCalibur VI ( 90%)” and his Gundam enthusiasm in “Peak Gundam, digan lo que digan”. Finally, a tiny dash of saline represents the salt and sarcasm that season almost all his tweets, from complaints about telework rules in “ahora la flexibilidad y el teletrabajo no son 'derechos adquiridos'” to his takes on AI and gachas in “Cada puto gacha que veo me convence más de que necesitamos que un superhacker colgado destruya Internet”.

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Their timeline is saturated with analytical, detail-oriented commentary that fits Ravenclaw best. They dig into design and mechanics rather than just vibes, e.g. breaking down Expedition 33’s structure and softlocks: “Siendo un juego que busca ser baby's first JRPG, la cantidad de contenido opcional que deja Expedition 33 para el punto en el que puedes ir a por el jefe final da hasta pena” and “Expedition 33 es el único juego en el que he visto que se puede softlockear una batalla porque el juego se queda atascado entre turnos”. They show a strong love of learning obscure trivia and media history, like connecting G Gundam’s Master Asia and Fūnsaiki to a wuxia novel and film: “Resulta que Master Asia ... está basado en un personaje de una novela wuxia ... y su caballo, Fūnsaiki, se llama así por una película”. There’s also clear curiosity about odd cultural/media phenomena, such as Spanish anime openings or Hong Kong’s reaction to a Cantonese song: “Nunca dejará de hacerme gracia que, si investigas qué series de anime tenían en España el opening en español, tendrás un montón de series para niños y preadolescentes y por algún motivo Love Hina y Berserk” and “Acabo de leer que en Hong Kong hubo quejas ... Porque tiene una canción en cantonés. Su idioma”. Even when frustrated, they approach topics like game patches, hardware issues, and economic news with a critical, systems-thinking angle, e.g. “A ver cuándo empiezan a reflejarse los numeritos mágicos en la economía del ciudadano” and “Todo muy bonito hasta que te das cuenta de que: Han pagado por el juego ... Solo el primero puede pedir un reembolso”. This mix of nerdy deep dives, pattern-spotting, and preference for dissecting how things work over raw sentiment is very emblematic of a Ravenclaw mindset.

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A well‑known song that suits them is “Crawling” by Linkin Park, because it captures ongoing frustration, exhaustion, and trying to keep going despite everything feeling hostile. They describe their year as “Mi 2025 ha sido una serie de patadas en los cojones… Cada día estoy más amargado y veo difícil que la cosa vaya a mejor” and say their resolution is “Mi propósito para 2026 es básicamente aguantar”, which mirrors the song’s themes of endurance under constant pressure. Their job and office life sound draining and dehumanizing, from “Boring ass job” to management clamping down on flexibility in “la flexibilidad y el teletrabajo no son 'derechos adquiridos'… algo que hay que solicitar y te tienen que aprobar”, echoing the song’s sense of being trapped. Even small daily annoyances pile up – from tech failures like “Mi portátil nuevo ha resucitado igual que murió: Él solo, sin previo aviso” to commuting and travel hassles – reinforcing that persistent, grinding discomfort running through Crawling. At the same time, they keep going to tournaments and maintaining their local scene – “El local de fighting sigue abierto por mis cojones” – which fits the song’s tension between feeling overwhelmed and stubbornly enduring.

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