
Jortte
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Your Simpsons character
Jortte's sharp commentary and focus on societal issues align with Kent Brockman's role as a news anchor. Like Kent, Jortte often delivers biting critiques, such as '中共國就是這些詐騙園的大股東.' His sarcastic humor, seen in '家醜不能外揚,韭菜死就死了,' mirrors Kent's sometimes cynical tone. Both are outspoken, analytical, and unafraid to tackle controversial topics, making them a perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jortte fits the ENTP personality type: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroverted nature is evident in his outspoken tweets, such as '中共國就是這些詐騙園的大股東.' His intuitive side shines in his ability to analyze complex issues, like '俄烏問題就是歐洲的問題.' His thinking trait is clear in his logical critiques of authoritarianism, as seen in 'This is what China actually want, One China, and one China ONLY.' Finally, his perceiving trait is reflected in his flexible, humorous approach to discussing serious topics, like '家醜不能外揚,韭菜死就死了.'

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Political satirist from Mars 🌌 | CCP critic | Geopolitical commentator | Nostalgic K-pop fan | Sarcasm and sharp takes, one tweet at a time.– @Jortte

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The 'Mars Mule' reflects Jortte’s fiery personality and sharp wit. The vodka represents his bold critiques, like 'This is what China actually want, One China, and one China ONLY.' The ginger beer adds a spicy kick, mirroring his sarcastic humor in tweets like '家醜不能外揚,韭菜死就死了.' The lime juice adds a tangy touch, reflecting his analytical takes on geopolitics. The red chili flakes symbolize his fiery passion for truth and justice.

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Jortte aligns with Ravenclaw's values of intelligence and critical thinking. His analytical takes on geopolitics, such as '俄烏問題就是歐洲的問題,' reflect a sharp, inquisitive mind. His sarcastic humor, like '其實事實是,China還有陶瓷的意思,那陶瓷就是容易破,' shows creativity in expressing ideas. While his critiques of authoritarianism, as seen in 'This is what China actually want, One China, and one China ONLY,' align with Ravenclaw's pursuit of truth. His wit and intellect make him a natural fit for this house.

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This song's rapid-fire critique of historical and political events mirrors Jortte's sharp commentary on issues like '俄烏問題就是歐洲的問題' and 'This is what China actually want, One China, and one China ONLY.' Its mix of humor and seriousness aligns with his sarcastic tweets, such as '家醜不能外揚,韭菜死就死了.' The song’s energy and focus on societal flaws resonate with his personality and tweeting style.

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