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Your Simpsons character
Jose’s mix of chaotic humor, impulsivity, and emotional volatility maps closest to Bart Simpson. The dramatic, provocative jokes about violence and sex — like “Masculine urge to become a prostitute” and “Jose beaten and raped when” — echo Bart’s tendency to push boundaries for attention and shock value. At the same time, Jose shows a surprisingly soft, attached side, obsessing over their boyfriend in tweets like “He’s so handsome I want to explode when I see him” and “He went to the bathroom I miss him”, similar to Bart’s hidden vulnerability and need for affection under his clowning. The self-aware chaos of “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad” and “I’m a big yapper i like to talk to myself” feels like Bart’s restless, attention-seeking nature. Overall, the combination of edgy jokes, emotional extremes, and performative mischief fits Bart better than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly speak to an audience and openly crave/center attention and interaction, e.g. calling themselves a big yapper in their bio and posts like “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad” and “I’ve spent liek 3 hours on this appwithout even noticing what the freak”. Their focus is strongly Sensing: tweets are rooted in concrete, bodily and immediate experiences—being cold, hungry, horny, raped, or physically near their boyfriend—such as “Sitting on my bed naked daydreaming about my boyfriend why the fuck is it 15° outside” and “Ate a butt ton of pizza after 2 weeks no food but it’s okay Im a growing boy”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, expressing intense emotions, relational fixation, and validation-seeking over logic, for instance “I hate being borderline why can’t I js love normally” and “Chat I wish my boyfriend saw himself how I see him 💔 he’s so pretty”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured or planned, as seen in “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad”, the manic repetition of “I will get accepted I will get accepted...”, and spontaneous, whim-based posts like “Masculine urge to become a prostitute”. Taken together, the outwardly expressive, sensory-driven, emotionally intense, and spontaneous style matches ESFP (the energetic, dramatic, attention-loving performer type) best.

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Self-taught guitarist, chronic oversharer, and boyfriend enthusiast. Once survived two weeks on no food, then annihilated a pizza. Here for noise & notes.– @JoseMendez3732

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Your Hogwarts House
Jose’s strongest throughline is intense attachment and loyalty to his boyfriend, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. He repeatedly expresses devotion and affection, like calling him “the loml” in “Myboyfriend so sweet and lovely the loml” and saying “Ooo I love my boyfriend sm don’t even joke lad” in this tweet. Even in small moments, his focus is on missing and cherishing his partner, such as “He went to the bathroom I miss him” and “I miss my blyfriend”. There’s also a caring, affirming tone when he wishes his boyfriend could see his own worth: “Chat I wish my boyfriend saw himself how I see him 💔 he’s so pretty Elli if you see this hi I love you sm”. While he has impulsive, dark, and chaotic thoughts (e.g., “Masculine urge to become a prostitute” and references to trauma), the dominant pattern is loyalty, devotion, and a craving for emotional connection over glory or cunning. That steady prioritization of love and attachment over ambition or intellect aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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The song Teen Idle fits Jose’s chaotic mix of dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and yearning for love and attention. They openly reference trauma and a conflicted wish to relive it for the feeling of being loved, like in “I want to relive it just to feel loved again 💔” and “My mom told me she hopes I get raped again. I hope so too🙁”, mirroring the song’s themes of broken innocence and messed-up coping. Their intense need for affection and validation from their boyfriend shows up in posts like “Me and my boyfriend need to merge NOW” and “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad”, similar to the song’s fixation on being seen and feeling something. Tweets such as “Masculine urge to become a prostitute” and “I hate being borderline why can’t I js love normally” echo the song’s themes of messy identity, sexuality, and self-harm-adjacent thoughts. Overall, Teen Idle captures their mix of melodramatic humor, pain, and romantic obsession, all wrapped in an oversharing, hyper-online persona reflected in “Chat I wish my boyfriend saw himself how I see him 💔 he’s so pretty… Anyways this will be my one and only post probably I only use this app to fuel the brain slop”.

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