Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Shows deep love for boyfriend in posts like “Myboyfriend so sweet and lovely the loml” and “Chat I wish my boyfriend saw himself how I see him 💔 he’s so pretty Elli if you see this hi I love you sm”.
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings and thoughts in tweets like “I hate being borderline why can’t I js love normally” and “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and self-aware jokes in tweets like “Sitting on my bed naked daydreaming about my boyfriend why the fuck is it 15° outside ☹️☹️☹️☹️” and “Donr even joke lad my head looks liek a dinner tsble”.
- Determined: Shows strong drive around goals in “I will get accepted I will get accepted I will get accepted…” before guitar auditions and taking on challenges in “Okay.. I can take a challenge..”.
- Self-taught: Demonstrates initiative and independence by preparing for guitar auditions as a “self taught guitarist” despite others having professional teaching.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses harmful desires or minimization of trauma in tweets like “My mom told me she hopes I get raped again. I hope so too🙁” and “I want to relive it just to feel loved again 💔”.
- Attention-seeking: Directly mentions craving attention in “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad” and uses provocative phrasing like “Masculine urge to become a prostitute”.
- Emotional-instability: Acknowledges difficulty regulating feelings in “I hate being borderline why can’t I js love normally” and swings between intense love and distress across posts about their boyfriend and trauma.
- Negative-selfimage: Speaks harshly about self in tweets like “Donr even joke lad my head looks liek a dinner tsble” and “I fucking hate this”.
- Risky-ideation: Jokes and fantasies about harm and exploitation in “Jose beaten and raped when” and “Masculine urge to become a prostitute” suggest unhealthy coping and boundaries.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Jose’s mix of chaotic humor, impulsivity, and emotional volatility maps closest to Bart Simpson. The dramatic, provocative jokes about violence and sex — like “Masculine urge to become a prostitute” and “Jose beaten and raped when” — echo Bart’s tendency to push boundaries for attention and shock value. At the same time, Jose shows a surprisingly soft, attached side, obsessing over their boyfriend in tweets like “He’s so handsome I want to explode when I see him” and “He went to the bathroom I miss him”, similar to Bart’s hidden vulnerability and need for affection under his clowning. The self-aware chaos of “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad” and “I’m a big yapper i like to talk to myself” feels like Bart’s restless, attention-seeking nature. Overall, the combination of edgy jokes, emotional extremes, and performative mischief fits Bart better than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly speak to an audience and openly crave/center attention and interaction, e.g. calling themselves a big yapper in their bio and posts like “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad” and “I’ve spent liek 3 hours on this appwithout even noticing what the freak”. Their focus is strongly Sensing: tweets are rooted in concrete, bodily and immediate experiences—being cold, hungry, horny, raped, or physically near their boyfriend—such as “Sitting on my bed naked daydreaming about my boyfriend why the fuck is it 15° outside” and “Ate a butt ton of pizza after 2 weeks no food but it’s okay Im a growing boy”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, expressing intense emotions, relational fixation, and validation-seeking over logic, for instance “I hate being borderline why can’t I js love normally” and “Chat I wish my boyfriend saw himself how I see him 💔 he’s so pretty”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured or planned, as seen in “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad”, the manic repetition of “I will get accepted I will get accepted...”, and spontaneous, whim-based posts like “Masculine urge to become a prostitute”. Taken together, the outwardly expressive, sensory-driven, emotionally intense, and spontaneous style matches ESFP (the energetic, dramatic, attention-loving performer type) best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you and your boyfriend need to merge, but have you considered a DLC where we duet on guitar and emotionally overshare until sunrise?
- You’re a self-taught guitarist worried about getting mogged by male manipulators at auditions, but joke’s on them—I’d fail my audition on purpose if it meant sitting in the waiting room listening to you panic-yap about it.
- You spent two weeks with no food then annihilated a butt ton of pizza because you’re a ‘growing boy’—can I apply to be your post-starvation reward next time, or is that role already taken?
- You say you hate being borderline and wish you could ‘js love normally,’ but the way you talk about missing your boyfriend when he just goes to the bathroom? That’s exactly the kind of unhinged devotion I’d feel if you ever started missing me like that.
- Your mom hoping you ‘get raped again’ and you turning it into a tweet with a sad face and a pic is wild—if survival, dark humor, and brain-slop over-sharing were an Olympic sport, you’d get gold, and I’d be in the front row screaming ‘Glory to Jose’ like it’s your national anthem.
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Self-taught guitarist, chronic oversharer, and boyfriend enthusiast. Once survived two weeks on no food, then annihilated a pizza. Here for noise & notes.– @JoseMendez3732
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jose’s strongest throughline is intense attachment and loyalty to his boyfriend, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. He repeatedly expresses devotion and affection, like calling him “the loml” in “Myboyfriend so sweet and lovely the loml” and saying “Ooo I love my boyfriend sm don’t even joke lad” in this tweet. Even in small moments, his focus is on missing and cherishing his partner, such as “He went to the bathroom I miss him” and “I miss my blyfriend”. There’s also a caring, affirming tone when he wishes his boyfriend could see his own worth: “Chat I wish my boyfriend saw himself how I see him 💔 he’s so pretty Elli if you see this hi I love you sm”. While he has impulsive, dark, and chaotic thoughts (e.g., “Masculine urge to become a prostitute” and references to trauma), the dominant pattern is loyalty, devotion, and a craving for emotional connection over glory or cunning. That steady prioritization of love and attachment over ambition or intellect aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle fits Jose’s chaotic mix of dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and yearning for love and attention. They openly reference trauma and a conflicted wish to relive it for the feeling of being loved, like in “I want to relive it just to feel loved again 💔” and “My mom told me she hopes I get raped again. I hope so too🙁”, mirroring the song’s themes of broken innocence and messed-up coping. Their intense need for affection and validation from their boyfriend shows up in posts like “Me and my boyfriend need to merge NOW” and “My life is too boring I need that attention back so bad”, similar to the song’s fixation on being seen and feeling something. Tweets such as “Masculine urge to become a prostitute” and “I hate being borderline why can’t I js love normally” echo the song’s themes of messy identity, sexuality, and self-harm-adjacent thoughts. Overall, Teen Idle captures their mix of melodramatic humor, pain, and romantic obsession, all wrapped in an oversharing, hyper-online persona reflected in “Chat I wish my boyfriend saw himself how I see him 💔 he’s so pretty… Anyways this will be my one and only post probably I only use this app to fuel the brain slop”.
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