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Your Simpsons character
The user comes across as earnest, lonely, and emotionally vulnerable in a very online, fandom-driven way, which closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. They openly express wanting connection, like when they say “I'm looking for someone who i can yap to... Dm me for more details” and “A person that i think i can be friends with (God help me I'm lonely)”, echoing Milhouse’s constant search for friendship and validation. Their dramatic emotional swings and dark humor, such as “I feel like dying today” and “Goodbye World.”, resemble Milhouse’s tendency to be overwhelmed and melodramatic. At the same time, they’re passionate about niche interests and fandoms, like Wuthering Waves lore and characters, seen in posts such as “I have a narrative theory of Phrolova becoming one with Chaos (I'm getting cooked) #WuWa”, similar to how Milhouse nerds out over comics and games. Overall, they feel like a more self-aware, online Milhouse: deeply sincere, a bit unlucky, craving affection, and pouring their heart into the media they love.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they repeatedly mention loneliness and wanting just a few close connections rather than broad social attention, e.g. “I'm looking for someone who i can yap to... Dm me for more details” and “A person that i think i can be friends with (God help me I'm lonely)”. Their interests and comments show Intuition: they enjoy theorizing and imagining possibilities, like “I have a narrative theory of Phrolova becoming one with Chaos (I'm getting cooked)” and speculative comparisons such as “Ashinohara >Isolated >Walled >Island Hmmmm Attack on titan?”. They strongly favor Feeling over pure logic, often expressing emotional reactions and empathy (or hurt) more than structured arguments, for example “It's so unfortunate that my body rejects to cry, this coping mechanism that my body builds only hurts me more....”, “I feel like dying today”, and concern for others like “Someone has been inactive without a reason... I hope she's ok”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their posts are spontaneous, mood-driven, and full of shifting whims rather than structured plans, such as “I'll start posting my... 'Short Stories'” and the impulsive, self-deprecating gacha decisions in “I am here to deeply apologize for Phrolova Enjoyers I'm skipping Phrolova again.... I HAD planned to pull her next banner but Mornye....”. Taken together—introspective loneliness, imaginative theorizing, high emotional intensity, and flexible, unstructured behavior—this fits INFP best.

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WuWa lore rambler, gacha victim, and part‑time short story writer. Once skipped Phrolova and have regretted it ever since.– @josh_zenith

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This drink starts strong with high-proof dark rum to capture their gacha-chaos intensity and melodramatic flair, like “I feel like dying today” and “Goodbye World.” that somehow still come off as theatrical rather than truly defeated. Yuzu or citrus soda gives it a bright, fizzy surface to match their hyperposting about WuWa and memes, such as “chipi chipi chapa chapa meme but wuwa characters” and the gleeful “PEAK”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a sweet-dark edge for their romantic and slightly thirsty side, reflected in “God I want to experience deep kissing :<” and “I want her in my bed 🥺”. A dash of coffee or cold brew represents their tired, coping-core lines like “Everything seems Mundane again” and “It's so unfortunate that my body rejects to cry, this coping mechanism that my body builds only hurts me more....”, giving a grounded bitterness beneath the sugar. Finally, edible glitter or shimmer on top nods to their love for aesthetics, fanart, and characters—WuWa brainrot and all—from “Bought Phrolova and Cartethyia Merch :D” to “Idol group consisting of Phoebe, Aemeath, and Ciaccona”, turning their "Negative Dopamine" spiral into something oddly sparkly and shareable.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in Stellera’s posts is a craving for connection and emotional loyalty rather than glory, cleverness, or power. They explicitly describe themselves as lonely and wanting someone to talk to, as in “I'm looking for someone who i can yap to... Dm me for more details” and “A person that i think i can be friends with (God help me I'm lonely)”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on companionship and steady bonds. They worry about others’ well-being, for example “Someone has been inactive without a reason... I hope she's ok”, showing gentle concern rather than drama or dominance. Even their self-criticism and regret, like “I am here to deeply apologize for Phrolova Enjoyers I'm skipping Phrolova again.... I HAD planned to pull her next banner but Mornye.... I'm sorry”, comes from a place of wanting not to let others down. While there is some analytical fandom discussion, it is secondary to their desire for simple, loyal connections, marking them primarily as a Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is alien blues by Vundabar, which captures feeling out of place, lonely, yet still very online and hyperfixated on niche interests. They openly admit their loneliness and desire for connection, like when they say “I'm looking for someone who i can yap to... Dm me for more details” and describe someone as a person they think they can be friends with, adding (“God help me I'm lonely”). The song’s anxious, detached tone fits tweets like “Everything seems Mundane again” and “The world today seems Mundane”, where they express a sense of emptiness. There’s also a darker undercurrent and pain they joke around or cope through, such as “I feel like dying today” and “Goodbye World.”, echoing the song’s themes of existential discomfort. At the same time, they’re deeply embedded in fandoms and media (constant WuWa tweets, memes, and character crushes), mirroring alien blues’s mix of irony, detachment, and desperate longing to feel understood.

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